It had been 3 years since the defeat of King Gomah and 4 years since the defeat of Majin Buu. In this vast peacetime the Young Gohan married one of his highschool sweethearts and had children with his other girlfriends and another one on the way with his new wife. Bulma was celebrating her Birthday today on a cruiseship and all her family and friends were invited.
After a great amount of Willpower the saiyan peeled himself away from his voluptuous concubine Mai after several weeks of fun in order to train for a new powerful threat.
Kaine was training on King Kai's Planet in a tracksuit when he heard King Kai talking about "Lord Beerus". Lord Beerus? Who dat King Kai? So we're in battle of Gods now huh. He thought. Uhhhh I meant Lord Beer. Yes, a really good beer. He lied. Yes. The Beer of destruction. Right. Kaine said sarcastically. You know of Lord Beerus? He asked. Yeah, I heard stories from some of Frieza's underlings. Said it was the most scared they've seen the former Emperor. Kaine smirked. You know his purpose then? The north kai asked. Yes, he destroys before Supreme Kai creates. He's a god of destruction right? Kaine asked again. Nice.
The man clothes beamed on his original clothes. Why are you wearing that? King Kai asked nervously. If he comes to fight I won't duck that fade. The saiyan responded. Did you not hear a word I said? King Kai said angrily. Yeah I did, but I also heard a strong title. Now I want to run the hands. Kaine said the man started jumping in placce, shadow boxing in prepartation.
Back on earth....
Bulma's birthday party was on a cruise ship this year. Her entire family and friends excluding her family were in attendence, eating, partying and chatting. All accept for one saiyan. Where's Kaine Bulma? 18 asked. He's probably training. I'm sure he'll be on the way soon. Chi Chi reassured.
Back on King Kai's Planet....
Beerus is coming. Go inside! King Kai yelled. The saiyan ran in the house and something crashlanded. C'mon out Saiyan! Beerus said. SHIT! Kaine cussed quietly to himself. The man walked outside and introduced himself. Salutations Lord Beerus. It is an honor to figh- I mean meet you. Your quite well mannered for a Saiyan. Beerus complimented. Well now that that's out of the way I would like to ask if you know what a super saiyan god is. Beerus said. That sounds familiar. I think I read about it in the Namekian book of legends but I don't possess it's power. Kaine answered. Oh well that's quite unfortunate. Beerus said. Whis tells me you're the one that slaughtered Frieza and took his empire.
That was me, I killed him. Kaine replied. The purple cat examined the saiyan for a second and even sniffed me. Weird kitty. The saiyan thought. Your power is exceptional but I know it goes far beyond this. You have transformations. He said. That I do. Kaine replied. Yet you do not possess super saiyan god. He replied back. Can your sons transform? Beerus asked. No, they don't know as much as I do about the transformation. The father replied.
Hey Lord Beerus. You think we could spar? Kaine asked. Never in all my years has anyone presented me with a challenge. He replied. Either you're confident or an arrogant fool. Beerus said. YES HE'S A VERY ARROGANT FOOL! King Kai yelled. Why not? Come at me with everything you got. Beerus said with a smile. Awesome. Kaine replied. The saiyan transformed into a super saiyan. The man's yellow hagaromo scarf flowed to life as his golden hair became flame like in shape and nature.
Your form didn't appear that way when you fought frieza! It looks much more divine! And this presence I'm sensing. Beerus closed his eyes. It's as if your mind body and spirt are one singular energy instead of being separated! He observed. So he's the one that caused the entire universe to shake a few years ago. Interesting. Whis thought.
LETS GO BEERUS! Kaine yelled. The saiyan hit the jets towards the god of destruction, landing a devastating blow to the god's gut that rattled the rattled him a great deal. A grimace began to creep onto the cats face so the saiyan kept punching. GUM GUM GATTALING! Kaine yelled. Beerus kept up with the speed of the elongated fists with even greater power. Damn I can feel that! Kaine commented. The god started punching back before overtaking the attack and punching the saiyan in the gut, making his stomach elongate backwards unnaturally. Ow that h- BOOM! The man's stomach retracted and smacked the god of destruction far away.
NOW FOR MY NEXT TRANSFORMATION! HAAAAHHHH!!! The saiyan's aura started crackling with lightning as he entered super saiyan 2. What is this form? Your hairs gotten spikier! Beerus asked, excitedly rising from where he was. This is super saiyan 2! I beat up some cockroach guy stronger than frieza with it! Kaine said. The god started smiling. I can't sense your power but that pressure I'm feeling tells me that's not gonna be enough so I'll just skip to the next transformation. Kaine spoke. Oh? HAAAAAA!!!! The man's ki started rattling the entirety of otherworld. The colors of reality started inverting for a few moments before the saiyan's transformation completed. His hair was much longer than before and his eyebrows were gone. So that's super saiyan 3 huh. How intriguing! Beerus said, flaring his aura.
The two continued trading blows flying above King Kai's Planet. You should be proud Saiyan. No one has pushed me this far. Ever. Beerus said before powering up. That pressures getting thicker! HAAAAAHHH!!! The saiyan powered up once more as dark magenta fur grew on his skin and his body grew in size. THIS IS MY HIGHEST POWER! SUPER SAIYAN 4! The demon king's presence was causing the entirety of universe 7 to shake. The saiyan condensed his ki to his fists as they radiated with red and blue lightning. Incredible power! How exciting! Beerus said, feeling the mortals tremendous power. I used this power to overthrow the demon king! Kaine explained. Interesting. Show me what you got! The purple cat yelled, flaring his own ki.
Whis tapped his staff to teleport the two to the most isolated region of otherworld and used his staff to allow King Kai to watch. The saiyan got quicker but so did the God of destruction. Each time they clashed fists it sent a reverberation across the entire universe. Kaine was keeping perfect pace with Beerus, meeting each of his fist and even landing quite a few hits on the god. But Beerus kept increasing his ki to outspeed and outmuscle the saiyan. The saiyan started to try and predict his attacks and use Kai Kai to teleport around, succeeding and tagging him several more times.
DAIMA GALAXY IMPACT! Kaine yelled, enlarging his fist and coating it in conquerers haki, landing another solid punch that sent the god flying. GRAND BUDHAA BARRAGE! The man's fists got faster as he pelted the god with multiple shockwaves. The saiyan punched him and noticed his attacks were still doing damage despite him apparently powering up. Wait a second, the 3rd eye and the Hogyoku! Kaine remembered. After he killed gomah he absorbed the 3rd eyes powers along with his own Hogyoku he was evolving throughout the fight. He punched Beerus in the face and saw the recoil on the attack.
GRAAAAHHH!!!! The god powered up again and put distance between him and the saiyan. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SAIYAN! A SPHERE OF DESTRUCTION! BIG BANG! KAMEHAMEHA! Kaine yelled, blasting the attack towards the sphere of destruction. The attack began rippling the universe even more at a rate that looked just as bad as in the movie. I gotta stop this! NOW! Kaine yelled. The attack started moving towards Beerus so the saiyan decided to finish the push with a final attack! RYUKEN! BAKUHATSU! The saiyan yelled. A powerful golden dragon made of ki engulfed his form, shattering through the sphere with raw power and rocketing straight into Beerus' stomach and sending him flying. AUGHHH!!! Beerus coughed out. HRRAAAAHHH!!!! Kaine yelled. He watched as the big cat went flying far away the dragon following before exploding. The monstours tremor that came from the dragon exploding made all the other universal tremors cease.
Phew. Did I beat his a- ow go nightnight. Kaine was knocked unconscious from behind. Falling back to his base form before being caught by someone. Whis. That was the most fun fight I've had but I still want to find that super saiyan god. Beerus said. I think this warrior has the means to help you get your fight my lord but we will have to wait until he awakes again. Whis replied.
The god of destruction beerus, has made his grand appearance after sleeping for about 4 decades. He was accompanied by his Angel Whis, the attendant of the god of destruction.
Back on earth....
Everyone on the ship was experiencing the tremors but those who could sense ki had a more clear picture of what was going on. GOHAN! YOU'RE FATHER IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE IF HE DOESN'T STOP FIGHTING LORD BEERUS! Elder Kai yelled. A tremor greater than the last ceased all the others and everything quieted to a still. Moments later the saiyan's energy suddenly dropped, it did not seem like he won the fight.
Back in otherworld....
The god of the destruction dropped off the knocked out saiyan on King Kai's planet and the two departed. Kaine who was in deep sleep was in the midst of a bad dream. YOU SEE WHERE YOUR LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY GOT US YOU FOOL! Piccolo yelled. The saiyan was heavily injured and Piccolo was holding him by his collar with similar injuries. In the background lay the injured bodies of all his friends and family. He looked up to see a giant orange orb flying towards the planet. What didn't scare him was getting hit but the planet being destroyed.
Back on Earth....
A beam of light appeared near the boat as a purple cat man and a tall blue man with a high pompadour flew onto the boat. Greetings. My Angel tells me this is the home planet of the saiyan that just gave me a great challenge. So you're the one who just fought Kaine. Piccolo said with a grimace. You fought my dad? Gohan asked. Beerus smiled and walked up to the man that resembled the older saiyan. Your father just gave me one of the best challenges of my life and he might have the means to ascend further beyond what he just showed me. I would like him to awake first so I can see that. The god said.
Would you like some food? Goten and Trunks came over with two plates of delictable food. FOOD! OH GOODIE! Beerus said in a happier tone. The cat leaned down to give it a sniff and took a bite. Piccolo and everyone watched as he started trembling. NO! HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE PLANET! Piccolo thought in fear. ITS GREAT!!! Beerus yelled.
I WILL NOT! Kaine yelled, awakening from his slumber screaming. AGHHH! King kai yelled, starteled, falling backwards. Where's Beerus. The man asked with a serious gaze. You don't seriously think you ca- WHERE IS BEERUS KING KAI! The saiyan yelled. The man quickly calmed down, realising fear was making him act irrational. I'm sorry. Did he drop me off here? Kaine asked. Yeah. King Kai said. Imma go back to earth and make sure everyones safe. The man used Kai magic to restore any damage done to his planet. Sorry for yelling and the rukus. Kaine said before teleporting back home.
The man teleported back to the boat and saw everything looked perfectly fine. I am so happy I didn't let the fat pink fuck live god rest his soul. Kaine spoke to himself. Kaine you're back from training! Want a Wagyu bowl? Chi Chi asked, holding the bowl out to the man with a smile. The man looked into the woman's eyes longingly. Sometimes I wanna marry you all over again and have an even more passionite honey moon. Kaine said with a huge smile. The man grabbed it and scarfed it down immediately. Awww. Anything for my husband. Chi Chi said with a blush and smile.
Oh and Chi Chi. Have you seen a purple cat perchance? Kaine asked. Over there perhaps. She pointed to the cat who was dancing in the middle of a dance circle. Thank you, I love you. The saiyan kissed her on the cheek and flew to the other side of Bulma's Boat. The man looked through his offsprings Memories and saw everything. I love my children. Kaine thought. Lord Beerus! Before the super saiyan god. Tang Battle. The two engaged in a philly tang battle for a short few moments before getting back to more important things.
Alright saiyan that was uncharacteristically fun but I want my super saiyan god now. Beerus spoke. Everything I need is on this boat. Kaine elaborated. Hm… go on. The god replied. 5 righteous saiyans must pass their energy onto me. Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Topaz, Tank. Come here. The father request. The 5 sons and their father gathered hands. The 6 hair rose as they all transformed into super saiyans. The 5 sons pooled their energy into the father and they all shortly began vibrating unnaturally. The collective super saiyan energy made the ki around the full blooded saiyan turn blue before gathering around him. He floated into the air not of his own volition.
A calming music started playing that everyone could hear. The saiyans heart began beating like a drum at the bpm of the song. The hogyoku flared to light glowing a reddish orange instead of it's ususal purple. The man's ki changed and his hair became a different color. His hagaromo cloud scarf became a bright blue, more pronounced and calm as the saiyan's energy changed. His muscular stature began shrinking as he felt skinnier.
Sewerslvt - Oni (Slowed+Reverb) if anyone's curious what I was thinking.
Am I? A god? Kaine asked himself, floating to the ground. You are mortal. Show me that new power of yours. Beerus said. Kaine powered up slightly, his aura was now a flaming orange. The two flew into the air. The cat god threw the first punch but the saiyan quickly dodged it by turning into fire and rematerializing elsewhere. I am loving the way this form is making me feel. Kaine spoke with a big smile on his face.
I can't sense his ki. What is this? Piccolo thought.
The saiyan walked towards Beerus as if he wasn't flying. The two traded blows but the saiyan was fairing a lot better than earlier. Every punch the god returned was caught and retorted by a stronger punch from the saiyan. TENJO NO MOEN KEN! Kaine yelled. The man through a powerful smoldering flame fueled fist to the god's gut that sent him flying and left burn marks behind.
The two traded a few blows and the saiyan knocked Beerus away. With each punch the saiyan threw the power felt more familiar. More his own. It felt less like a transformation and more of a state of being. This forms incredible! It solves all my problem when being versitile! Kaine said while trading blows. CELESTIAL EVENING PEACOCK! The saiyan yelled. He through a god ki enhanced asa kujaku. Each attack struck true with the god, carrying long lasting damage.
The two flew around the air trading blows. Beerus kicked the saiyan into the water and threw the ground the two resumed their fighting underground. Your strength is unnatural saiyan. That power you possess doesn't feel just saiyan like. Beerus said. Some planets I added to the empire gave me access to some powerful techniques and power. Ki isn't the only way to magnify one's spiritual energy into tangible power. And as for the saiyan part. I have pride but I'm an adventurous type of saiyan. Just like this God power I've explored many sectors of power.
Show me more than saiyan. YOU BETCHA! Kaine said charging at him. The man had unknowingly lost his god form and reverted to base. FOOL! YOU DARE TRY AND SURPASS THE GREAT LORD BEERUS! I SHOULD DESTROY YOU AND YOU'RE PLANET FOR THAT! Beerus Yelled. I WON'T LET YOU! Kaine yelled, transforming into a super saiyan. RYUKEN! BAKUHATSU! He yelled. Shooting a dragon fist towards Beerus and sending him through the ground and into space. TCH! YOU MUST DIE! He yelled. Beerus charged a sphere of destruction in his hand and chucked it towards the planet. The power the god of destruction was using felt unreal. ADMIT DEFEAT MORTAL! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT A GOD LIKE ME! He yelled arrogantly.
This motherfucker was flexing his title like it was VLONE! Kaine thought angrily. The man began thinking about the planet. Every soul and loved one on the planet looked towards him for help. All my loved ones put their trust in me. I DIDN'T GET THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OF REINCARNATION INTO MY FAVORITE ANIME JUST TO GET KILLED BY THIS BORING ASS CAT! YOU GOAL POST MOVING FUCK! I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU! OR ANYONE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
The super saiyan god energy flared bright inside the saiyan once again. Kaine used spirit fission to absorb all the energy into his own body to super charge himself with the god ki from the Beerus Ball. The man's headband that suppressed his power ripped as his real power was getting released alongside the power he had absorbed. HYAAAAHHHHH!!! The saiyan screamed so violently that the echo carried for hundreds of thousands of lightyears.
WHAT WAS THAT! Beerus asked. Spirit Fission. It's a technique I learned from Yardrat. Kaine replied seriously. The saiyan dashed towards the god with even greater power than before. His punch caused a powerful shockwave that took the wind out of the god. GUM GUM GATTALING! Kaine yelled. Each punch slammed into the god with the force to reduce entire quadrats of space to nothingness. The attacks were relentless and the god powered up to his max to try and combat the power but the saiyan's own energy was rising as well. One final punch sent the god across the solar system. PROMINENCE! The saiyan charged two balls of god ki in his left and right hands and cuffed them together.
How could that mortal raise his Ki so much? Whis thought in shock. YOU COCKY MORTAL! YOU'LL DIE FOR LANDING THAT MANY HITS ON- The man teleported in front of Beerus. KAMEHAMEHAAAA! He blasted the Purple cat with all his might. IM NOT DONE YET! The saiyan flew through his own ki wave towards the god of destruction. SHIN KEN! EIN NO HONO RYU! A red flaming dragon emerged from the ki and slammed into the god's stomach, RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Kaine yelled, pushing his fist further. The god was taken away by a plume of fire but quickly disappeared from it.
SHIT WHERE'D HE GO! Kaine yelled. Looking around. He sensed a new ki appear behind him. The man through a fist but a blue man captured it with his finger. It was Whis holding an unconscious Beerus.
Wonderful Battle Kaine! Whis said enthusiastically. In Beerus's Millions years of living only I, his teacher has been able to defeat him. You're power is extraordinarily exceptional. Whis said. Thank you. Kaine said bowing. His energy dissipated and he went back to his base form. As I said before I am Beerus's Teacher. My name is Whis. The Angel and Attendant of Universe 7's God of destruction. He introduced himself.
Universe 7? You mean there's other universes? How many? Kaine asked. There are 12. He replied. THIS IS AWESOME! That means when I finish finding everything amazing in my home universe has to offer they're more universes to explore. If I could gain access to them? He added looking at Whis. I love to see how enthusiastic you are and there might be a position that could offer you the ability to travel between universes. Whis replied. What is that? Kaine asked. The god of destruction. He replied. Seeing as you managed to knock Beerus out in your bout, given enough training you could surpass him. Are there mightier warriors? Kaine asked. Right you are. Whis replied. I'd love to take up that role one day. Maybe I guess.
Interesting, I will keep in contact and perhaps provide you training to hone that god power you now possess soon. I will keep in contact. Whis said before teleporting away. Kaine inhaled deeply in the vacuum of space. YES! Kaine yelled to himself.
The saiyan flew back down to earth and everyone looked at him shocked. You just beat a god! After becoming one! Krillin said in shock. Yeah, I knocked him straight he tried to blow up the planet. Kaine replied as if it was normal. KAINE! YOU BEAT A GOD! AND ARE NOW ALSO A GOD! THIS IS INSANE! Krillin repeated. My husband's a god now! Bulma said hugging the man. Oh hey Bulma. Happy Birthday, Sorry I was late! Kaine said with a smile. It's okay. You can make it up to me later. The woman whispered in his ear.
Uhhh. It turns out his angel, the blue guy is stronger than him and he said he will train me in the future. WHAT! Everyone said. Dad, you're amazing. Goten said. Thanks son. Maybe I could get Whis to train you and the rest of the boys. Kaine said with a smile. Everyone started talking about the new discovery. Piccolo stared at the man with contempt and the saiyan saw and walked up. And guess what, I'll beat the shit outta what ever godly consequences I face. But you know I was gonna say that already right Piccolo. The saiyan spoke with a smirk. Then I'll have to find a way to get god powers too so you don't leave me behind. Piccolo said with a confident smirk of his own. I'm pretty face. Cause if you blink. The man pumpfaked the namekian, causing him to blink. When he opened his eyes again and the man was gone with out a sound. I'll be gone. The saiyan said telepathically.
Piccolo recounted what happened in the fight. When you're backed into a corner it's terrifying what you can do. Piccolo admitted. You freak. The namekian spoke with a chuckle. Fears natural piccolo but if you act on it too much your plan crumbles. I replaced fear with anger for that instance. It didn't seem rational but only because you don't know everything I'm capable of. No one does. Kaine spoke.
After Bulma's birthday party the Briefs had a little afterparty at capsule corp before settling down for the night. My Husband's a God. Bulma panted, cuddling close to the man after the romp sesion. Yeah I can't talk shit about plot armor now. That mother fucker Beerus gonna try and assassinate me when he wake up. Nigga probably thought I was cheating. God forms are so stupid. Kaine thought. But I love it though.
Power Levels
Kaine (Post Training): 1 sextillion
Kaine (Super Saiyan): 50 Sextillion
Kaine (Super Saiyan 2): 100 Sextillion
Kaine (Super Saiyan 3): 400 Sextillion
Kaine (Super Saiyan 4): 2 septillion
Beerus (Suppressed): 2 Septillion
Kaine(3rd eye Adaptation): 8 septillion
Beerus (Less Suppressed): 16 septillion
Kaine (Super Saiyan God): 80 septillion
SSG Kaine (Adapting to god power): 100 septillion
Kaine (God Essence): 50 septillion
Kakarot (Super Saiyan): 2.5 Octillion
Beerus (Powered up slightly): 10 Octillion
Beerus (5%): 500 Octillion
Beerus Ball: 2 Nonillion
SSG Kaine (Supercharged/True Power Glimpse): 4 Nonillion