The earthlings arrived on the unknown planet and the two cat gods immediately started talking shit to each other. The saiyan took that time to look at his competition. The team of universe 6 consisted of, Iron Giant (Mini), Winnie the pooh, Pandabuy Frieza, the 519th Gohan OC and penis tip man. Or should I just say, Magetta, Botamo , Frost, Cabba and Hit
Nice to meet you sir but would you happen to be a saiyan? Cabba said, walking up to the taller man. I am. That must mean there are Saiyans in your universe too huh? Kaine asked rhetorically. I would know I am one. Cabba added. WHAT THE HELL! The saiyan yelled. He examined his figure. Pause. You're pretty skinny for a saiyan. The saiyans of my universe have stockier builds from the intense gravity. Kaine explained. Also wears your tail? He asked. A tail? Cabba repeated confused. All the saiyans in my universe were evil warrior conquerors that went extinct. I'm the only one left, well only pureblood one but I have a large family over there because I've been building. Kaine explained. What? Cabba said shocked. Are the saiyans of your universe nicer, and still breathing? Kaine asked. Yes, we're warriors just like yours but we fight for justice. Cabba said. Noble goals, I respect it. Kaine said.
Excuse me boys but we have a written exam to take. Vados said. Yes Ma'am. Kaine said in a seductive tone. This feeling. He still has his chiseled physique on display too! Why? All his other family members don't! He even looks divine to- WHY AM I THINKING THIS! The angel's face flushed for a quick moment in thought. Hey Cabba. I wanna hear more about this planet of yours and don't worry, the destructive ways of my people ended with me. Kaine said as they walked away. I'd be glad to. Cabba said. The fighters did their written exams and moved onto the start of the tournament.
CONTESTANT FROM UNIVERSE 6 BOTAMO VERSUS LONE CONTESTANT FROM UNIVERSE 7 KAINE! The alien announcer yelled. The two fighters stared at each other from opposite sides of the ring. You may. Begin! The announcer yelled after the bell sounded. So you're semi impervious huh. Kaine thought. The big yellow man tried to hit the saiyan with some high speed projectile attacks but they were all dodged expertly by the Saiyan. If you're not going to put up a fight then why even show up? Botamo said.
I was just testing the water. You look like more of a strength than a speed guy. Kaine said. That was a pretty slow assault from you. Let's see how many attacks you can endure. The saiyan added. SEKIZO! Kaine yelled. The air punch sent the man flying towards the edge of the ring. AH! Botamo yelled, almost falling. So you're fat distributes damage through your body. You got too much blubber to feel anything but you're not big enough to not be moved. Kaine surmised.
The big yellow man charged forward again trying to attack the man. Kaine shot out another evening elephant, using the second step to close distance with Botamo. The attack sent the blubber man out of the ring.
CHEATER! Champa yelled. He used a projectile against Botamo! That wasn't a projectile dumbass that was just compressed air. Kaine replied. How did you become a destroyer but you can't surmise anything in high level fight. You are literally the top of your universe's food chain. Kaine said disappointed. Yeah you're being a sore loser Champa! Beerus yelled. Yeah he won that fight fair and square so get over it! Krillin yelled. You're acting like a big crybaby. Elder Kai said. Everyone started booing Champa so the saiyan joined in.
Kaine's next opponent is Universe 6's Frost. The announcer spoke. It is an honor to meet you. Frost said. You sound like Frieza. I hope you aren't racist. Kaine said with a smile. He walked up to me and put his hand out. Your performance was exemplary. Before we commence I want you to know it's an honor to match up against a warrior with that much aptitude. Let's have a good fair fight. Frost said. Thanks Mr. Frost. Kaine said, shaking his hand. He's like Frieza from the Prince Trunks Universe. He thought. He started making an over the top speech about friendliness and the saiyan zoned out until the bell rung.
MATCH 2 BEGIN! Frost charged towards the saiyan but the man teleported out of the way. Where'd he g- LEAF HURRICANE! Kaine yelled, landing a tornado kick to Frost, sending him flying out of the ring. We not doing no poison bullshit this time. The saiyan thought. AND CONTESTANT KAINE HAS PREMATURELY KNOCKED FROST OUT OF THE RING! The announcer bellowed.
It- It can't be, I haven't even used my full strength. Frost said. Nice try Mr. Frost, but holding back without knowing anything about the opponents power is not wise. I know your races ability to supress true power through tranformations. Kaine said. And besides, I refuse to give anybody that uses poison in a tournament an honorable fight. The saiyan spoke. He dashed up to the frost demon and raised the hand that had the poison needle on it. Announcer come look at this. Kaine spoke, pointing to the needle on the man's hand.
The announcer walked up and touched the needle and instantly stepped back on heavy feet and fell over. FOR VIOLATING THE RULES OF THE TOURNAMENT AND BEING DEFEATED! FROST HAS NOT ONLY BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT BUT HE IS DISQUALIFIED! The announcer finished. WHAT! BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS A NICE GUY! Champa yelled. Yes I've worked with Frost before. Cabba added. Gentlemen, the truth is that this is who Frost Truly is. He is the leader of an underground crime syndicate that you helped take down Cabba. Vados said. You say such cruel things Vados, I'm so hurt. HAHAHA! Frost started laughing. He started confessing his crimes in front of everyone.
Damn that's crazy but lame in comparison to the guy in my universe. He was racist but at least he stood on it and had an empire to boot. Kaine added. You said I was a cheater but hired this lame ass nigga? The saiyan asked Champa. I prefer- YO BUDDY! He interrupted Frost. YOU SUCK! Kaine yelled, letting go of his arm. WE GET IT! Now go and get your clout back or something. He said.
So you've revealed your true colors as well. You're barbaric- I'm gonna stop you right there before you make your case sound 10 inches worse by saying straight bullshit. The saiyan interrupted again. You and I are NOT the same. If I don't fuck with niggas, I MAKE IT KNOWN WHEN APPROPIETE! When YOU don't fuck with niggas, you put on a mask and start two facing. Like a BITCH! Kaine yelled. TELL HIM HONEY! Android 18 yelled. Everyone started booing Frost. Have a nice day. The saiyan said with a calm expression on his face. The frost demon grimaced but walked away.
Champa decided to change the rules for the next match. An enclosed glass chamber was added around the ring that could cut off all the oxygen from the outside. Good thing I can breathe in the vacuum of space. Kaine thought. Magetta's heavy ass jumped in the ring. Chugga Chugga. Magetta said in a robotic voice. The robot man started drinking straight lava. LETS HEAR IT FOR KAINE'S NEXT OPPONENT! MAGETTA! BEGIN! The announcer said.
Magetta started with a barrage of attacks but he was too slow so for the saiyan who decided to counter. AIR SHATTER! Kaine yelled. A forcefield formed around his hand as he punched the robot into the ground. The attack not only cracked the ground but spread throughout the entire glass chamber, shattering it instantly. WHAT! NO!!! Champa yelled. Hey wanna see another cool trick Magetta? The saiyan asked. The man grew to his size in a cartoonish manner. Now the match is a bit more even. Kaine laughed. HOW IS HE DOING THAT? Cabba thought in shock. I don't wanna exploit his weakness. That's just mean. He thought.
Punching him though... GUM GUM GATTALING! A barrage of elongated fists battered the metal man faster than he could counter, sending him close to the edge. CLANK CLANK! The robot released lava that covered the saiyan. NOOOOO!!!!! The saiyan was covered in lava and everyone looked on in shock. That lava hurt him? Piccolo thought. DAI FUNKA! A voice yelled. The cracks in the ground filled with the lava that some how had a mind of its own before exploding out, sending Magetta out of the ring. A figure stood up in the lava before slowly shaping back into the saiyan. I WIN! DID YOU LIKE MY ACTING? Kaine asked with a laugh.
RING OUT CONTESTANT MAGETTA! CONTESTANT KAINE WINS! The announcer yelled. HOW DID HE DO THAT! Champa yelled, frustrated. Hey big guy, you alright? That was a fun match. Kaine asked giving the big robot a hand. TANKACLANK! Magetta said. Hey uhhhh Vados. What did he say? Kaine asked. He said, I'm alright and thank you. Vados said. No problem Robro. Kaine spoke Charismatically.
Power Levels:
Frost (First Form): 9 Quintillion
Botamo: 30 Quintillion
Magetta: 4.25 Sextillion
Kaine (Suppressed): 10 Septillion