Chapter 1
Daughter Island (Amazon Lily) – The Pirate Empress's Private Bathhouse
"Where the hell am I? Don't tell me I got thrown into the middle of the ocean!"
Inside the steaming bath, a skinny figure thrashed desperately.
Just moments ago…
Lin Hanchao had heard that the mountain god statue in a certain village was incredibly effective at granting wishes. Desperate for a girlfriend (or better yet, a wife), he decided to give it a try.
The second he finished making his wish, a blinding white light burst from the statue and sucked him in.
"That damn mountain god! All I asked for was a wife—did you really have to drown me for it?!"
Lin Hanchao felt like he was about to suffocate. In that life-or-death moment, he jolted upright with a gasp.
"…Huh? This is just a bathhouse?!"
Looking around at the luxurious decorations and the clouds of hot steam rising from the pool, he instantly realized where he was.
Then his eyes locked onto a figure not far away.
Even with the thick mist obscuring his vision, he could clearly see a completely naked woman.
"Holy crap! You shady mountain god—why the hell did you send me here of all places?!"
Seeing a woman bathing right in front of him, Lin Hanchao nearly had a heart attack.
If word of this got out, he'd be branded a pervert for life!
The woman seemed to notice the commotion. She turned her head, revealing a face of breathtaking beauty, and stared straight at him.
"A man?"
Her flawless brows furrowed the moment she realized a man had intruded into her private bath.
Lin Hanchao froze the instant he saw her face.
What an impossibly beautiful woman!
Crimson lips like rose petals, a perfectly sculpted nose, lively and captivating eyes—all arranged on a flawless oval face as though crafted by the gods themselves.
Even in an age of Photoshop and beauty filters, he had never seen anyone this stunning.
But this was hardly the time to admire her. He hurriedly waved his hands. "Uh—this is gonna sound crazy, but a shady mountain god teleported me here! I swear I'm not a creep—I'll leave right now!"
This was beyond embarrassing.
As he turned to flee, however, his eyes accidentally landed on a strange mark on the woman's back. Something about it felt… familiar?
The woman noticed where his gaze had fallen. Her face instantly went pale, and she twisted her body to hide the mark.
"That… isn't that the Celestial Dragon's slave brand?"
A memory suddenly clicked. It looked exactly like the mark he'd seen in One Piece.
Though he'd only muttered it under his breath, the Pirate Empress, Boa Hancock, heard him clearly.
Her already pale face turned deathly white. The slave mark on her back was her greatest secret. If anyone learned of it, she could never remain ruler of Amazon Lily.
Lin Hanchao glanced around the room again—the layout, the decorations… it was identical to the scene where Luffy accidentally saw Hancock bathing.
"No way… did I just get isekai'd?!"
The ridiculous thought popped into his head.
Though it felt absurd, he still asked the beautiful woman in front of him, "You wouldn't happen to be the Pirate Empress, Boa Hancock… right?"
Hancock didn't answer, but the flash of panic on her face when he said her name confirmed everything.
"I really did transmigrate into One Piece…" Lin Hanchao muttered, trying to process it all.
He was thrilled at first—until he remembered he had just seen the biggest secret on Boa Hancock's back.
"I'm so screwed! I'm just a normal guy—there's no way I can win her over with strength like Luffy did! She's gonna petrify me and silence me forever!"
While Lin Hanchao was frantically trying to figure out how to survive, a cold mechanical voice suddenly rang inside his mind.
『Ding! System binding successful.』
『Ding! Newbie mission issued: Forcefully kiss the Pirate Empress, Boa Hancock.』
『Reward: 5 God-tier lottery draws (guaranteed God-tier items)』
『Failure penalty: Obliteration.』
Lin Hanchao was overjoyed at first—there might be a way out!
Then he heard the mission… and blanked.
"What kind of insane mission is this?! I'm already dancing on the edge of death, and you want me to force-kiss her?! And failure means instant death?!"
Now he had no choice. Don't do it → die to the system. Do it → probably die to Hancock.
Either way he was dead—so he might as well complete the mission and pray for a miracle.
While Hancock was still hesitating over whether to turn him to stone immediately, Lin Hanchao stepped forward.
Under her shocked gaze, he wrapped his arms around her, pulled her close, and kissed her deeply.
Hancock instinctively tried to push him away, but the moment their lips met, a warm, electric sensation she had never felt before spread through her body—like sunshine in winter. Her strength melted away, and her body went soft in his arms.
A long moment later…
Lin Hanchao finally let go.
Hancock's lips were now an even deeper, more alluring red. She glared at him with undisguised killing intent.
Lin Hanchao gave an awkward laugh, still savoring the sweet taste. "Well… if I die now, at least it was worth it."
『Ding! Congratulations, Host, for completing the mission. Distributing rewards now.』
Five glowing golden treasure chests instantly appeared in front of him (visible only to him).
No time for single pulls—his life was on the line. "System, open them all at once!"
One notification after another rang out:
[Congratulations! You obtained one bottle of Strength Enhancement Potion]
[Congratulations! You obtained God-tier Passive Skill — Cultivation Speed ×10] [Congratulations! You obtained Single-Use Random Teleportation Scroll]
[Congratulations! You obtained Supreme Jade Bracelet (increases cultivation speed)] [Congratulations! You obtained Ice-Ice Fruit (no side effects)]
As expected of God-tier draws—every item was insane!
The Random Teleportation Scroll was especially clutch; it might just save his life right now.
At that moment, Hancock's two younger sisters—Sandersonia and Marigold—heard the commotion and burst through the door.
"Sister! What happened?!"
The next second, they saw Lin Hanchao standing right beside Hancock.
"A MAN?! How is there a man here?!"