Woman-Man(Totally Serious Origin Story That Should've Never Happened)
Woman-Man(Totally Serious Origin Story That Should've Never Happened)
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Synopsis
When 18 year old Chadji Pd or "Chad", an ordinary college boy from Haxbfg with very un-superhero goals (gym, gaming, passing exams), takes a shortcut home through a forest, he expects mosquitoes—not Mother Teresa.
But this is not the saint he learned about in textbooks.
This is MT-001, an alien invader disguised as Mother Teresa since 1950, secretly studying human empathy to weaponize it against Earth. Her mission?
Turn humans into emotionally overloaded jelly-puddles who cry themselves into submission.
Unfortunately for her, she accidentally bites Chad
And VERY unfortunately for Earth, the bite mutates him into Woman-Man—a boy with the instincts, heart, hormonal chaos, and emotional power of every woman he has ever interacted with.
Suddenly, Chad finds himself:
Understanding emotions he never asked to understand
Crying at dog videos
Feeling mysterious urges to organize everyone’s life
Multiplying his strength whenever someone mansplains near him
And worst of all—giving relationship advice to his friends
But MT-001 isn’t done.
She wants her powers back… and maybe Earth too.
Chad must team up with his sarcastic cousin, a half-broken AI assistant, and an actual nun who’s tired of the alien impersonator ruining her good name.
Together, they race to stop The Empathy Apocalypse, survive college assignments, and figure out why Chad's new powers make him irresistible to literally everyone except the girl he likes.
Funny, chaotic, heartfelt, and weirdly inspirational, Woman-Man is the superhero origin story nobody asked for—but everyone secretly needed.
