Naruto realized he could be rude, he understood that.
But he wasn't a mean person. In fact, if he might say so himself, he was a nice guy, and he was able to see the best in others.
Except for that stupid bitch, Hinata Hyuuga.
He'd been clashing with her for a lifetime, for longer than any beef he had with Sasuke. A haughty, holier-than-thou, born with a silver spoon in her mouth, princess who demeaned Naruto for being a poor, talentless orphan at every turn in their childhood.
She mellowed out a bit over the years, maybe even respected him a little bit after the war — but she was still a stone-cold mean bitch.
And Naruto couldn't really recall why they were fighting again at the back of a club, could have been about Naruto's ideals, could have been about Sakura and what she was wearing, hell, maybe she was just ragging too hard on ramen that night, Naruto really couldn't remember, fuck, knowing her it was probably all three. His face was hot with the flush of alcohol in his system and anger, his body crushing hers against a wall, their foreheads nearly touching as he glared down at her.
Hinata's painted red lips were stretched wide in a smirk, wing-tipped eyeliner and purple eyeshadow around mocking lavender eyes.
Naruto leaned in close, so she could hear him over the thrum of music, the scent of her perfume, heavy vanilla, the puffs of her breath, some fruity alcohol, and the salt of sweat from gyrating with her stupid friends on the dance floor.
"You should really be addicted to shuttin' the fuck up, y'know? Would make literally everyone's life better."
She laughed, mean and rude, her eyes never leaving his own. "Uzumaki…you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid."
Naruto froze, because for once, the words coming out of her mouth weren't complete bullshit. And then, the next thing he knew, her hands were on the back of his neck, pulling him down and kissing him.
Playful lips, teasing tongue, and sharp teeth. The last one is the only thing he can reconcile with her character.
Either way, his response is greedy, sloppy and wet, pressing into her mouth, swiping his tongue against everything he can find, teeth and gum and tongue.
She's got more awareness than him, guiding them somewhere while his hands canvas her body. Over the toned midriff she's always got on fucking display like a taunt, over the curve of her ass, in a tight skirt that almost feel painted on.
Naruto almost stumbled when Hinata maneuvered them into the washroom, laughing against his lips.
The break apart, Hinata stepping back and leaning against the edge of the sink, ankles crossed as she observed him.
"You want me, Uzumaki?" She cooed, so saccharine sweet it was sickening.
Naruto glared at her and Hinata laughed again, a hand running through her sweaty locks, pushing it back.
"All these years, not even the Hokage could get you to shut your mouth for one minute, and all I had to do all this time was offer you my pussy, hm?"
Naruto groaned when she said pussy . He'd heard all sort of vulgar insults fall from her lips before, especially at him, but, fuck, the way she said it then was just so lewd.
Hinata stood up, reaching underneath her skirt, shimmying her hips as she pulled down her panties.
Damp right in the center.
"Fuck, only once," Naruto mumbled to himself, starting to unbuckle his belt. "Doesn't mean anythin'."
"Wait."
Naruto paused with his zip undone, his covered cock tenting out against the seam.
"On your knees."
"What the fuck?" Naruto hissed.
Hinata sneered at him as she rucked her skirt up her wide hips, displaying her neatly trimmed cunt and fat, flushed lips.
"You're always running that mouth of yours, always talking complete nonsense. I want to see if it can actually do something useful for once."
"You…you are the biggest bitch on this planet," Naruto growled, walking toward her until her outstretched hand stopped him. "You think you can just order me arou—"
"On. Your. Knees."
He couldn't stand her, couldn't stand the way she treated him, could barely stand the idea of doing as she said — but, lord, did that cunt look delicious.
"I'm only doin' this cause I want to. You understand me?"
Her painted lips twitched into a smirk. "Whatever helps you sleep at night, Uzumaki."
Naruto bit back a retort and fell to his knees, Hinata leaning back against the sink once more and curling a leg over his shoulder. Her fingers clasped into his hair, directing him toward her cunt, as if he needed any encouragement.
Naruto placed one hand on the calf of her standing foot, and the other on the thigh of the leg on his shoulder, pressing his mouth against Hinata's gorgeous cunt.
She was already aroused, but it didn't take much to have her dripping. Lapping at her cunt with broad strokes of his tongue, tilting his jaw and tapping his nose against her clit as he ate her out, suckling on her lips then running his tongue up to her clit, circling it before he sucked that too.
Naruto was loud, wet and messy, and he didn't give a fuck, basking in the arousal that spilled from Hinata's cunt onto his tongue and down his chin.
Didn't care that this bitch, who always mocked and teased and bullied him, forced him to eat her out — because the sounds she made, the sweet high moans and breathy pants, he could have never imagined.
The way she was gripping his hair, almost desperate, hips thrusting up to grind her pussy into his face.
No, he could never have imagined that.
"Hey!" Hinata pulled on his hair hard, removing his mouth from her cunt.
The air tasted boring. Naruto licked his lips, the tartness making his leaking cock twitch inside his underwear.
Yeah, he needed more of that.
He looked up at her. "What is it, Hyuuga ?"
Hinata's face was almost as red as her lipstick, sweat crawling along her jaw, hair mussed at some point while his face was buried in her pussy.
Naruto could not wait to see how undone she would look once he stretched her out on his cock.
"Are you deaf, idiot? I asked you how does it taste?"
She seemed mad.
She seemed aroused.
For the first time her tone was more needy than mocking.
Naruto placed a hand on her waist, gripping her, looking up at her, watching the way she was watching him.
This would be the perfect time to be just as mean as her, to cut her down.
But Naruto was a nice guy, so he told her the truth.
"Tastes better than my dreams, princess."
"Oh, oh , I fucking knew it!"
And before she could gloat, Naruto's mouth was back on her entire cunt, licking and sucking, tonguing her clit until she was screaming Uzumaki! Uzumaki!
When he fucked her right after, her body lax and pliant for him, those screams turned into Naruto! Naruto!
And he would never let her forget it