Hey, Kid!
Hey, Folks!
YOU ALL MADE IT BACK!?
Why do you keep doing this to yourself!?
You could have just gone out and bought a shirt that says;
"I SURVIVED VOLUME 01. OF DEAR YOU. N.T.M.F.C.!"
And I would have signed them for you all, and not blamed anyone else for simply not venturing into that journey, lmao.
And YOU! My beautiful, handsome, studious, ambitious, well-mannered, cultured, open-minded, future-facing child!
*pants a bit from spitting out such a string of words.
Did you finally make it here to earth?
To this weird, wild, wonderous place we humans call home?
Hmm.
I suppose not just yet, huh?
I think there is still time...
Biology is strange, yet consistent.
I am soon to be 37, so yes, I have time.
I just...
Time is all we have.
I wish you had been born a decade and a half ago.
But alas, everything happens for a reason, and when it is meant to.
If your little light were meant to be here, you would already be.
I am patient.
I am.
Just...
Hurry up a bit, will you?
I could use a bit more light in this life of mine.
I suppose that sounds a bit selfish, yeah?
Hmm, and hmm again.
I love you, Kid.
I love you all as well, Folks.
Thank you genuinely for coming back for this next instalment!
Young me would have appreciated you beyond words.
Thank you all kindly for 65.35K views in English, and an additional 17.72K in Spanish!
You all mean the world to me and keep me going.
See you back here soon for chapter 01, yeah?
(Yanks back the emerald satin sheet that was secretly concealing the new and improved Slappery-Slappish-Slappington 3000! Which is now officially the Slappery-Slappish-Slappington 3000.1!)
Would you look at that beauty!
Guess what!?
I INSTALLED A SECOND SEAT FOR YOU ALL!
Just don't touch any of these buttons...
Or those...
Or those...
OR THOSE!!!!
You know what?
Just... Stay here.
YES!
YOU stay here where it is safe, and I will tumble perilously through time to bring you back all of the bees and all of their knees!
I hope you aren't allergic!
I'll be back soon enough, yeah?
Enjoy!