While Lucifer was spending his quality time having sex with his shadow-wives and shadow-daughters in his penthouse room, unbeknownst to him his other wives and daughters—including Silva, Isolde, Veronica, and Trainy—all four of them started a pleasure rods shop along with some concubines of Jasper near the ducal palace gate on the streets of Serenity.
The shop wasn't very large, but it still had a considerable amount of space where about twelve beds were placed. These twelve beds were divided into four sections, with each section having three beds. Along with these beds, many shelves were placed throughout the entire shop. Each shelf was proudly occupied with various shapes and sizes of pleasure rods.
Outside the shop near the gate stood two completely naked men—Jeffrey and Borris—each waving a pleasure rod like a holy relic while screaming at the top of their lungs like two escaped asylum patients who had discovered capitalism.
Borris (spinning in circles, rod flopping wildly): "HERE HERE HERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL SEX-STARVED CREATURES OF SERENDITY! WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU THE DIVINE DICKS OF THE GODS THEMSELVES! THESE ARE NOT JUST RODS—THEY ARE SALVATION FOR YOUR LONELY HOLES!"
Jeffrey (thrusting his hips violently at random pedestrians): "LADIES! LISTEN TO ME BEFORE YOUR HUSBANDS' PATHETIC DICKS FALL OFF FROM THERE BODIES! THESE PLEASURE RODS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR HUSBANDS, YOUR SONS, YOUR BROTHERS, YOUR UNCLES, AND THAT ONE WEIRD COUSIN WHO ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE CHEESE! IF YOUR MAN'S DICK WAS A CANDLE, THIS IS A GODDAMN BONFIRE!"
Borris (dropping to his knees and humping the air): "YES YES YES! NO MAN AROUND? NO PROBLEM! THESE RODS WILL RAIL YOU HARDER THAN A SEX STARVED MEN! AND GENTLEMEN—DON'T YOU DARE LOOK SAD! STICK ONE UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SUDDENLY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR WIFE MAKES THAT FACE!"
Jeffrey (holding the rod next to his actual dick for comparison and cackling): "SECRET TIME, YOU HORNEY ANIMALS! THESE WERE HAND-CRAFTED BY YOUNG MASTER LUCIFER HIMSELF USING HIS OWN GLORIOUS COCK AS THE BLUEPRINT! YOU WANT TO GET RAILED BY THE YOUNG MASTER THEN BUY HIS DICK REPLICA RIGHT NOW, YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!"
Borris (running up to a random woman and smacking the rod against her shoulder): "COME INSIDE AND ENJOY YOUNG MASTER'S HAND-CRAFTED MEAT SPEARS! DEMO IS FREE! WE WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE IT IN FOR YOU IF YOUR ARMS ARE TOO WEAK FROM YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT! ONLY FIVE COPPER PER GLORIOUS UNIT!"
Jeffrey (jumping up and down, balls slapping loudly): "LIMITED OFFER! LIMITED OFFER! ONLY THREE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED LEFT BEFORE WE SELL OUT AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH YOUR SAD REALITY AGAIN! FIRST COME FIRST SERVED! NO REFUNDS, NO REGRETS, ONLY ORGASMS AND POSSIBLE ADDICTION!"
Inside the shop, Trainy, Isolde, Silva, and Veronica were each wearing regal clothes as they sat at their respective counters. Jasper's concubines as well as women of the Keilname state were demonstrating to customers how to use the pleasure rods.
As time passed, slowly but surely both Jeffrey and Borris started getting the attention of various passersby. Most of them gave the pleasure rods shop a try, only to get thoroughly satisfied by the products and end up buying them. Just like that, by afternoon about half of the products inside the shop had already been sold.
Outside, Jeffrey and Borris kept up their unhinged hawking and naked dancing. Sometimes they demonstrated to passersby men how to use the pleasure rods on themselves by full-on fucking each other in the middle of the street while still shouting sales pitches between moans.
As both men were busy railing each other with the artificial dicks, suddenly they heard the melodious voice of a woman: "You two men, stop playing around… We have some questions about your products called pleasure rods."
Listening to that melodious voice, Jeffrey immediately yanked the pleasure rod out of Borris's asshole with a wet pop, causing Borris's legs to give out completely. Still, everyone could hear Borris's wrecked, vulnerable voice: "Aaahnnn… ummhmm… Jeffrey, you absolute animal… pull it out gentler next time…"
But Jeffrey paid him zero attention as he looked toward the women who were calling him. The woman wasn't alone; she had come with her family, including her plump husband, four of her sisters, her daughter, and a toddler son who was in that woman's younger sister's arms, along with a raven-colored pet dog that looked docile in nature.
Seeing the woman, Jeffrey asked with exaggerated courtesy while still fully erect and shiny with sweat: "Miss, what do you want to ask about our products… Please feel free to ask. And for a better experience… I strongly suggest you come inside our shop where our people can satisfy any of your curiosity—and possibly a few things you didn't know you were curious about."
Listening to this, the woman glanced at her husband with a little anger, as if saying, "Come with me, you bastard, or consider yourself dead." Then her eyes softened as she looked at her younger sisters, daughter, and her toddler son. Finally her eyes showed some devotion when she looked at her pet dog, and she said: "Fine, I'll look inside."
Saying that, the woman along with her family started walking toward the door of the shop when suddenly she heard Jeffrey's voice again.
"Halt."
"Miss, I'm deeply sorry for your inconvenience, but you cannot take your dog inside… As per the rule, you have to keep pets outside the store."
As the woman heard this, her face suddenly showed a scowl. Not only her, but even her sisters and daughter showed angered expressions. On the other side, her husband had a somewhat ecstatic face which he was trying to hide with everything he had.
Then that woman turned around as she countered Jeffrey: "Young man, why can't I bring Ulto inside… What kind of store is this?"
"Do you have prejudice against animals?"
"Does your Young Master teach you this… Now ask Ulto for forgiveness."
While that woman was fuming like a kettle, suddenly Borris staggered back to his feet, still dripping, and said: "Lady, what prejudice are you talking about? Our Young Master has numerous animals… especially horses. And out of those horses… he basically considers Mephis, Opaline, and Ysoria as his own family."
"But still, even after considering them as family, those stallions and mares live in their own stable, not inside the ducal palace, because everyone has their own living place."
"So your talk about animal prejudice isn't valid… and there is no need for Jeffrey to ask for forgiveness from your dog… so it would be better if you don't create a spectacle here."
As the woman heard Borris, she fumed even more as she shouted: "You… you… you… impotent bastard, how dare you humiliate my Ulto!"
"Do you even know who he is?"
Then she pointed toward her plump husband as she growled, shaming him: "Along with this tub of fat man who can't even fuck me properly… Ulto isn't some dog—he is my husband!"
"I don't know who the father of my daughter was, but here you see… the toddler in my sister's arms—he is my son… and his father is Ulto."
"So don't ever consider calling Ulto a dog… He is a human in a dog's body."
"Do you even know how hardworking Ulto is? Every day in the morning… he first comes to fuck me thoroughly, then he fucks my sisters, and lastly my daughter. Whereas this plump man's dick hasn't even become hard in the last five years."
As the woman's voice came to a halt, Borris once again stated: "Lady, we don't have any prejudice against animals, and it's your freedom about with whom you want to mate… Even I have sometimes tried to mate with mares in our stables… but the fact is—"
"You can't take that dog inside… and I'm not shaming your dog or your husband-dog… aah, whatever… It's just that animals who roam on the road aren't well sanitized and clean. And inside our store… there are our Young Master's wives and daughters who are pregnant, and we don't want them to suffer from any contamination… That's why your Ulto isn't allowed to come inside."
"Actually, I think even you along with your family aren't allowed to come inside… Do one thing—just leave."
Listening to Borris, the woman stared at him, then she cursed while fuming: "You said women of your family are inside and are pregnant?"
"Good… very good… You said my Ulto has contamination? Then I hope that every newborn child of your family suffers from contamination and suffers miserably… Better if they die!"
Just as she uttered these words, suddenly—even before anyone could react—her head was separated from her neck… and not only hers, but even her sisters', her daughter's, and her toddler's as well.
Only the plump man and that raven-black dog remained alive while shivering with pure terror.
Suddenly a voice came from outside the crowd: "Uncle Borris, call some of the Viper Guards and along with them dispose of these dead bodies."
"And for this dog and man… both of them are innocent… Let them do whatever they want, but if they do anything suspicious… kill them without a glance."
When everyone looked toward the source of the voice, they found that it was none other than Lucifer. As for the pleasure rods store… no one knew what had happened outside, as Lucifer had already covered the area with sound-barrier magic.