[He speaks Galian so fluently! It's hard to believe he's only four. Ian's talent for languages is just insane!]
[Celebrity kids really are built different. Fluent in so many languages at such a young age. Meanwhile, us useless corporate drones are sobbing in the bathroom.]
[I don't buy it. This has to be a script Naomi Kenway cooked up. Ian is so slow, how could he possibly know Galian? It's completely unbelievable. Reality TV is all scripted anyway. With enough money, you can do anything. That foreigner, Vesla, was probably just a hired extra. I've seen all of Naomi Kenway's tricks, and I don't believe a word of this. But I have to admit, her methods are getting more sophisticated!]
