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I am a demon, and my true form is that of a majestic white tiger.
At the Xth Demon Clan Representative Congress, I was chosen as the Tiger Clan's delegate on account of my unrivaled beauty.
The Tiger Clan is notoriously short on brains and long on brawn. I'm a prime example of this—exceptionally dumb and freakishly strong.
Our proposal for the congress, brainstormed by the Tiger Clan's think tank, was titled "The Fox Clan Renaming Project." Every word was a testament to the Tiger Clan's loyal wisdom: 'Due to the fact that the young of the Fox Clan are often visually offensive to our own, we hereby request that the name "Fox Clan" be outlawed and that they be demoted to the "Fu Clan"...'
I read the proposal out loud, word for word. The entire hall erupted in laughter. The Fox Clan delegate, in particular, was grinning so wide his face looked like it was about to split.
