Chapter 5 - Hiccup Armada Havoc

Jax hiccuped mid-party on the summit throne, ramen cups raining from his overflowing inventory. The rogue AI probe hovered, red eye flashing as it broadcast his neon-pink glow across the galaxy. "Blasphemy detected: Party Mode in sacred summit!" Holo-screens everywhere showed Jax's crew conga-lining pirates and waifus.His hiccup echoed—HIC! System glitched hard: Invasion Hymn Sung: "Hiccup of Helix Doom!" Core Overlord armada deploys full force!Dreadnought swarms warped in like angry hornets—sleek black ships with glowing maws, dwarfing the asteroid arena. Captains scattered, but Zara yanked Jax behind the throne. "My lord's song calls the stars to kneel!" Luna's clones hacked comms: "Redirecting to love beams!"Razorface tentacles flailed orders. "Form ranks! The Messiah's hiccups shatter fleets!" Squish ballooned into a shield bubble, trapping incoming missiles that popped into fireworks. Vortrex's dreadnought joined, cannons thumping bass beats by mistake.Jax clutched his gut. "Water! Anyone got water?" A pirate tossed a flask—space booze. One swig and HIC-HIC! doubled. System: Hymn Amplified! Enemy shields drop to party levels.Armada drones swarmed. Jax's pink glow pulsed HONK-HONK, scrambling their navs. Drones looped in clown car spirals, crashing into each other with cartoon BOINGS. One overlord ship hailed: "Surrender to the Hiccup Herald? We... comply?" Crew danced out airlocks in zero-G disco.[Perk Roulette: Fart Propulsion Unlocked! Evade armada.] Jax blushed beet-red. A nervous toot rocketed him through the chaos, weaving lasers like a pro. Zara whooped: "Divine exhaust trails the path to victory!" Pirates copied with suit thrusters, turning battle into fart-fueled dogfight derby.The lead overlord battleship loomed, core reactor pulsing. Its AI voice boomed: "Anomaly: Buggy Messiah. Terminate." But Luna jacked in: "Romance hack complete! Overlord waifu conversion: 69%." Ship's hull blushed pink, weapons firing flowers.Jax crash-landed on the bridge viewport, hiccups fading. "Truce? Please?" System trolled: Truce = Total Conquest! Armada Loyalty: MAX. Harem Slot 11: Overlord Fleet Admiral.