"Damn it!!!" If You Don't Show Off at the Beginning, You Lose Half the Game completely exploded with rage!
You beat the crap out of me for three days and three nights, and in the end you say—
You knocked on the wrong person?!
"Get the hell out here! Come out right now! If I don't beat you to death today, I'll write my name backwards!"
If You Don't Show Off at the Beginning, You Lose Half the Game went berserk, smashing the ground around him nonstop, trying to force that old monkey to show himself.
However, that old monkey was already gone without a trace, as if he had never existed at all.
"It's useless. Yao Spirits come without a trace and leave without a trace. It's said that even Immortal Emperors cannot track them! We Heavenly Tribulations can't do it either," the Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulation said slowly.
"Yao Spirit…" Beef Noodles rubbed his chin and silently committed this Yao Spirit to memory.
"Brother Show-Off, I'm here to pick you up!" After If You Don't Show Off at the Beginning, You Lose Half the Game finally calmed down a bit, Beef Noodles landed and spoke.
"Brother Noodles! You finally came! Wuwuwu… these three days… I—I…"
The moment If You Don't Show Off at the Beginning, You Lose Half the Game saw Beef Noodles, he got emotional, grabbed him in a hug, and couldn't help but cry.
These three days had been way too miserable!
It was a completely negative gameplay experience!
Everyone else ran into massive opportunities, getting boosted left and right!
Meanwhile, I got beaten by an old monkey for three days and three nights, and in the end he says he knocked on the wrong person?!
You expect me to believe this shit?!
Even a monkey writing with its feet wouldn't dare come up with a plot like this!
This is obviously targeting me!
Damn it—what other game isn't a bunch of GMs fawning over whale players, treating them like grandfathers, desperately using free-to-play players as mobs for whales to farm?
But this damn game does the exact opposite—targeting me every single day, the biggest whale on the entire server, suppressing me in every possible way!
Meanwhile, the zero-spending players have absolutely cracked gameplay experiences, flying high with explosive growth!
Like brainless strongest King Lufei, like the version's chosen one That Old Hashirama Senju, like Highschool freshman Emperor Zoro!
Holy hell!
This game is toxic!
This damn game is seriously toxic!
"Brother Show-Off, don't panic! With me here, I guarantee that in this arc, the two of us working together will be absolutely invincible!" Beef Noodles thumped his chest and spoke with domineering confidence.
"Working together?" If You Don't Show Off at the Beginning, You Lose Half the Game's eyes instantly lit up!
"Brother Show-Off's overall strength is the strongest on the entire server. Add my Heavenly Tribulation Style on top of that—how could we not take off in this storyline?" Beef Noodles chuckled.
"Brother Noodles, I'm counting on you this time! After we succeed, don't ask questions! Just ask what color BMW you want!"
"I like… red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, black, white, and silver…"
"Worthy of my Brother Noodles. Deal! I'll get you a custom BMW in all the colors when we get back!"
"???"
...
At the same time.
Ten Thousand Beast Realm, Ten Thousand Beast City.
The current Ten Thousand Beast City no longer had any trace of the liveliness or prosperity of a normal city.
The entire city was shrouded in thick fog!
All the residents in the city were draped in black robes, wandering through the fog like ghosts. Their forms, movements, and behavior were all extremely eerie.
And inside the City Lord's Manor—
"Bolun is dead," a figure with an overwhelmingly powerful aura said slowly from atop a throne.
It was none other than the Human Emperor of the Ten Thousand Beast Realm—Gu Aotian.
Gu Aotian's eyes had completely turned ink-green. Even the shadow behind him, illuminated by firelight, had become black-green, constantly swaying and writhing.
Gu Aotian's skin had already turned ink-green and dried out. In some places, flesh and blood were gone entirely, replaced by grotesque ink-green tentacles that continuously drilled in and out, looking utterly disgusting.
Standing before Gu Aotian were four figures. Every single one of them possessed an aura stronger than Thousand-Bone Bolun!
They were Gu Aotian's Four Great Heavenly Kings!
That's right—four figures!
Together with Thousand-Bone Bolun, these five people constituted Gu Aotian's Four Great Heavenly Kings!
"Heh, Bolun was trash anyway. After all, he was the last among us to believe in our god—and naturally, the weakest…"
"However, the Heavenly Tribulation was actually able to discover our plan—truly inconceivable!"
"It seems to be a half-human, half-inhuman existence called Heavenly Dao Noodles. Looks like this person is absolutely not simple!"
The Four Great Heavenly Kings spoke one after another.
"The vessel has already arrived. Although we lost those tens of thousands of non-human races as sacrifices, it doesn't matter. This emperor has long since made preparations. Sacrificing the million believers of Ten Thousand Beast City will be more than enough!"
"Since Heavenly Tribulation power is involved, to be safe, we will not clash with them for the time being!"
"We only need to hold out for three days. Once the ritual is complete and our god descends, those ants can naturally be crushed with ease!"
"By the time the Immortal Emperors of the Immortal Realm notice—hehe—our god will have already polluted the entire continent, and hundreds of millions of human race members will all have become believers of our god. Even if the Longevity Immortal Emperor and the Purgatory Immortal Emperor join forces, they will absolutely not be a match for our god!"
Gu Aotian said calmly.
Then Gu Aotian waved his hand.
"!"
A red-haired figure strode in.
It was none other than the Great Emperor's descendant—Chi Mo!
"This one here holds the same status as this emperor. He is the second Apostle personally sent by our god—Lord Chi Mo. He will assist us in completing the ritual!" Gu Aotian introduced.
"Greetings, Lord Chi Mo!" The four Heavenly Kings spoke respectfully in unison.
"The Heavenly Tribulation will be dealt with personally by me. You four only need to guard the inner city! In addition, the three hundred thousand elite warriors under this emperor's command have all obtained the power of our god. They are more than enough to defend Ten Thousand Beast City and prevent any ants from stepping inside!" Gu Aotian said.
"Hehe, I've already learned from our god that the ones who invaded Ten Thousand Beast Prison were He Yiming's disciples! If nothing unexpected happens, the one who will obstruct us this time will definitely be He Yiming. When the time comes, leave He Yiming to me! Now that I've obtained the power of our god, I am absolutely invincible!" Chi Mo grinned savagely.
"Begin preparing the ritual!!!" Gu Aotian stood up and declared with a wave of his hand.
Chi Mo quickly left, winding his way through passages until he arrived at a hidden underground dungeon.
"Chi Mo!!!"
"Damn you, Chi Mo!"
"Bastard!"
Inside this underground dungeon were imprisoned several familiar figures.
They were the beast race prodigies who had entered the secret realm together back in the Chaotic Star Sea.
At this moment, only a little over forty beast race prodigies remained. Each of them was badly injured, pale-faced, and suppressed by soul-seizing hooks that restrained their bloodline and physical power.
"Everyone, have you thought it through? As long as you're willing to submit to the great god, you can obtain invincible power just like me!" Chi Mo said slowly.
"Heh, we beast race will never submit!" a green-scaled dragon race prodigy said coldly.
"Well said!" the other beast race prodigies nodded one after another.
"A toast you refuse, only to drink the forfeit. Very well! Since you're unwilling, then I'll have to do this the hard way!" Chi Mo waved his hand, and several black-robed figures dragged that green-scaled dragon race prodigy onto a ritual altar.
"What are you going to do?" The green-scaled dragon race prodigy sensed danger and immediately struggled desperately.
"What am I going to do? Of course, I'll use our god's power to refine you into an undying warrior! After all, He Yiming's disciples are far too monstrous. Just in case, it's better to prepare more combat power!" Chi Mo said coldly, then waved his hand.
"Begin!"
"Ahhh!!!"
...
Next, under the horrified gazes of the other beast race prodigies, countless ink-green spikes emerged on the altar, piercing straight through the green-scaled dragon race prodigy's body and injecting massive amounts of ink-green substances into him.
"Ahhh!!!" The green-scaled dragon race prodigy let out a shrill scream as his flesh, blood, and aura began to slowly transform.
"He Yiming, once our god descends, I will obtain the power of a Great Emperor! I will slowly enjoy Mu Xueying right in front of you, then slaughter everyone!"
"When I return to the Chaotic Star Sea… I, Chi Mo, will be the invincible existence of the future era! Hahahahahaha!!!"
As Chi Mo imagined this, he couldn't help but burst into wild laughter…