67: Chapter 67 Unlucky Akainu"Luffy, you big smarty, what disgusting thing did you do to my ship?Why did you do that?" Usopp shouted at Luffy, speechless.Sanji was also rubbing his hands together, ready to pounce.Luffy swallowed nervously.Just as the two were preparing to give their captain a good beating, the Marines, who had recovered, gritted their teeth and shouted, "Don't go too far!Don't ignore us!"
The two, still furious, turned to face the charging Marines, their faces displaying a mixture of mockery, indifference, and nonchalance.The soldiers halted, none daring to approach.But the two, enraged, paid no heed, quickly beating the soldiers to the ground, groaning in pain.After glaring at their culprits, they turned and left.Luffy followed behind, grinning."By the way," Luffy asked, puzzled, "why are you two alone?Where are the others?Did they all get separated?" It didn't make sense; with their current strength, these Marines couldn't possibly have caught them.Usopp, hearing this, slapped his forehead in exasperation and explained, "It's because you got separated from us!Uta, Nami, and Vivi separated from us while looking for you, then Kuina went to find the lost Zoro, and Chopper disappeared.We were left alone to find our way out, and then we ran into you!"
Recalling what had just happened, Usopp glared at Luffy with resentment.Luffy gave an awkward smile and continued walking forward.To prevent Luffy from getting lost again, Usopp and Sanji simply supported him on either side, clearing out the approaching Marines while searching for a port to leave.Along the way, the three encountered their lost companions, but Zoro remained elusive.Just as everyone was in a state of panic, the sounds of fighting in the distance attracted their attention.Following the noise, they found a large port where countless Marines were attacking Zoro.Facing wave after wave of enemies, Zoro remained calm and collected, weaving freely through the crowd with his three swords.Amidst the flashing blades, countless soldiers fell."That idiot, why did he make such a commotion?Flower Breathing Second Form: Mikage Plum!"
Kuina watched Zoro hacking and slashing on the battlefield, speechless.But despite her complaints, she drew her two swords and slashed at the enemies charging towards them.Those who had planned to quietly leave were forced to join the fight.In an instant, the battlefield descended into chaos.Thunder roared on one side, others drifted off to sleep on the other, some were forcibly entangled by the powerful gravity of a black hole, and still others were bound in extremely humiliating positions with vines.In the end, all the Marines could only helplessly watch as the Going Merry appeared out of thin air, carrying the Straw Hat crew and setting sail."Damn the Straw Hat Pirates!As a Marine Captain, I will not let you get away with this!Quickly, get my Den Den Mushi!I need to report this to my superiors and request backup!" The Marine Captain in charge of the area was furious.This incident would definitely become known throughout the entire Marine Corps.The Straw Hat Pirates had wreaked havoc on a Marine base and then escaped unscathed!Where would he put his old face?"Host detected: defeated Enel, obtained all the gold, caused havoc on a Marine base.Rewards: Eight Gates Formation, Fourth Gate (Injury Gate), one Unlucky Card, one Ability Invalidation Card, one Laughing Card."
Ability Inactivation Card: Temporarily disables the Devil Fruit ability and Haki of a Devil Fruit user for half an hour.Laughter Card: After use, it causes a person to laugh uncontrollably for an hour, regardless of pain or sadness.These two new items caught Luffy's eye.After thinking for a while, Luffy decided to let Momonosuke go for now.If he ruined him, all the torture methods he had prepared would be useless.So this time, Luffy used both the Misfortune Card and the Laughter Card on Marine Admiral Akainu.As the two items disappeared, Akainu, far away at Marine Headquarters, suddenly shivered and involuntarily burst into laughter."What's wrong, Akainu?Did you think of something happy?"
Sengoku was interrupted by Akainu's sudden burst of laughter during a meeting.Seeing the usually stern Akainu leaning back in his chair, laughing heartily, Sengoku found it strange.Akainu tried to explain, but only more laughter escaped.Just as he was about to stand up and leave, the chair beneath him suddenly shattered.Caught off guard, Akainu lost his balance, and everyone watched in horror as he sat down on a protruding wooden splinter.Akainu noticed the splinter, and as he tried to transform into his elemental form, he was horrified to discover that he couldn't, not even use Armament Haki."Ahahahahahahahaha!"
Half of the splinter was embedded in his anus, the tingling sensation causing Akainu to burst into laughter.The others, realizing what was happening, rushed to help him up, but one of them tripped and stumbled, falling headfirst onto Akainu.Akainu's eyes bulged, because the man had stepped on his manhood, and the splinter was now completely inside his rear.The double blow sent Akainu tumbling to the ground in pain.Aokiji and Kizaru instinctively clutched their own private parts and managed to carry Akainu to the infirmary, but Akainu.It was as if the heavens had offended them.The doctor in the infirmary intended to give him a painkiller, but for some reason injected him with a stimulant instead.He tried to remove the splinter from Akainu's anus, but half of it remained inside.The doctor turned to grab some medical equipment, but the lampshade on Akainu's head suddenly fell off and hit him on the head.The powerful electric current made Akainu perform a spectacular "bedtime dance" for the doctor.Anyway, by the time the prop effect wore off, Akainu was half-dead from the torture, but thankfully he wasn't gang-raped like some kid.According to reports, the officer who stepped on Akainu's baby has been secretly sent out of headquarters by Sengoku.Looking at Akainu lying on the ship, practically wrapped up like a mummy, Kizaru calmly remarked, "How terrifying.What power could have turned Akainu into this?" Aokiji glanced at him and then rode off on his bicycle to visit the little girl he had saved over a decade ago, leaving Akainu alone on the infirmary bed, shedding tears of sorrow.Even the doctor, seeing this, couldn't help but sigh that Admiral Akainu was truly suffering.Not only had his baby been crushed, but he might also have trouble controlling his bowel movements in the future.This is enough to give Akainu a hard time.The mastermind behind all this is now facing off against the Foxy Pirates on the next island.Foxy originally planned to use his Slow-Slow Fruit ability to cheat and absorb Luffy's crew, but as his crew dwindled, he panicked and challenged Luffy to a duel.If he won, the Straw Hat Pirates would not only return everyone but also fly his own pirate flag.If he lost, besides flying Luffy's flag, he would become an affiliated ship of the Straw Hat Pirates.