Jack walks into a room to see police officers around a dead body and walks closer to a police officer
"Who's the girl" jack says
"Someone I don't know do it yourself dumbass"an officer says
"Have a crappy day" jack says
"You too!" The officer says
Jack kneels down next to her and throws up on her.
"Eww she smelt like tuna and smelly fish" jack says
"Isn't that the same thing dumbass" an officer says
"Well what are you gonna do about it big guy " jack says
46 minutes later
Jack wakes up in a hospital to a girl
"Oh jack you so hot and you don't have ugly feet" the girls says
"I know baby" jack says
But then jack wakes up in his bed alone looking normal and having ugly feet,jack cries away in his pillow then stand up and goes into his cloth closet and comes out wear a white shirt and black shorts and as he is about to head out his phone ring so he answers it.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME HIW I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I JUST GUESSED.. WH WH WH WHAT!?? I GOT FIRST IN MY CLASS… oh jezz" jack says
Jack then goes back to his bed cries more in his pillow.
After 25 minutes of crying jack goes to bar and sits down
"What are you ordering today sir" the bartender asks
"Beer" jack says
"Yeah but what kind" the bartender says
"Beer" jack says in a French way
The bartender grab a bottle of wiskey and breaks it on the counter
"TELL ME WHAT KIND!!" The bartender says
"Beer" jack says in a Mexican way
"Well you could of judt said that" the bartender says and gives jack a beer
Jack grabs it and leave and looks at the sign of the bar, anger management bar
Jack gets a call and says he first case is a murder near a lake and after the phone call jack throws up but goes anyways.
Jack walks in and sees the body and throws up into the lake
One of the police officers the killer thinks 'what king of dumbass do they have in my case MINE!! DO THEY THINK I'M A WASTE OF TIME SO THEY SEND THE DUMBASS DETECTIVE!!!?'
Jack look away firm the body to see the officer who is the killer eat his sandwich that was missing when jack walked into the scene so jack walks to the killer and says
"I know what you did"
The killer is now shocked beyond belief so he freaks out and pulls a gun on jack and says
"How did you know I did it HOW!!!???"
"umm it was Simple-" jack was cut off
"SIMPLE!??!! SIMPLE HOW!!!.??"
But the killer was shot but a near by officer who wondered off while the others were looking at the body.
3 days later
The killer was found to killing up to 22 people before he was cought and was shortly sentenced to death
Jack got all the prize for catching the killer straight away
"So how did you know that police officer was a killer" a news reporter says
"Wait he was the killer??" Jack says
A man in fancy suit watches this in his news in his office
"Hmph so this was the number one in the most difficult detective case ever made hmmm I only got 45 place I'm still popular but not as popular as the others from my class hey assistant" the fancy man says
"What sir" the assistant says
"Give this jack the best case possible we have and the hardest to solve and also can you change my diaper" the fancy man says.