Dead Insiders 💔💔
Kaeya
"What the fuck?"
Aether
"Well, I thought she told you."
Lumine
"Why the hell would I?"
Jean
"Behave yourselves, or I will FUCKING SELL YOUR ORGANS FOR SCRAP!"
Tartaglia
"Ok."
User Jean added users Yoimiya, Heizou, Thoma, Shinobu, Ayaka
Jean
"Hello, could you please introduce yourselves?"
Yoimiya
"What's with the name? Uh, alright, I'm Yoimiya."
Heizou
"Fucking awesome name. I'm Heizou."
Ayaka
"Hello ^^ I am Ayaka, and my older brother is the new Math teacher."
Tartaglia
"Are you Lume's girlfriend?"
Venti
"Yeah, answer quickly."
Ayaka
"Oh, Lumine ^^! Where is she? ("
Venti
"Are you really her girlfriend though?"
Thoma
"Yes, she is her girlfriend. By the way, I'm Thoma."
Shinobu
"Hello, I'm Shinobu."
User Tartaglia created the group "2+2=5. Got it, Math teacher?!"
User Tartaglia added ? users.
Itto
"Oh shit. What the fuck is this group?"
Shogun
"Tartaglia, you're getting a failing grade for the year."
Tartaglia
"Why 😭😭😭"
Scaramouche
"AND SHE IS HERE TOO!?"
Shogun
"What are you doing here, brat?"
Venti
"Wtf..."
Ayaka
"What is this group for?"
Itto
"Ayaka?!"
Ayaka
"Oh, Itto, hi."
Tartaglia
"Whaaaaaat?"
Itto
"Where did you lose Ayato?"
Ayaka
"Tartaglia created this without even asking for the number ("
Lumine
"LISTEN HERE, YOU BASTARD, WHY DID YOU UPSET AYAKA!"
Tartaglia
"Shit, they're gonna kill me 😨😨"
Chat: Tartaglia / New Girl
"Give me your brother's number, I'll add him ° 2:20 PM °"
"************ ° 2:20 PM °"
"Thanks ° 2:21 PM °"
2+2=5. Got it, Math teacher?!
Tartaglia added user Ayato
Ayato
"What is this chat?"
Ayaka
"Ask Tartaglia."
Tartaglia
"Basically, things are gonna get crazy here, that's it."
Albedo
"Is it okay to text at 3:00 AM though?"
Kaeya
"Naturally."
Yelan
"Have you lost your damn minds already?"
Venti
"Yes."
Lyney
"No shit."
Arlecchino
"What kind of language is this?"
Lynette
"Father, excuse him."
Arlecchino
"Where is Freminet?"
Beidou
"Who the hell knows. Tort, I'm gonna send the Principal's number, add her."
Tartaglia
"Why?"
Kazuha
"Do you want her to stay in this group?"
Tartaglia
"Yes."
Kazuha
"Then do as she asks."
User Tartaglia added user Ningguang
Ningguang
"And where am I exactly?"
Beidou
"Hi, my love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍"
Ningguang
"Bei? You're here too?"
Beidou
"Our son is here too."
Teachers
"What the fuck?"
Ningguang
"Yes, I am married to Beidou. Also, we have a son named Kazuha. By the way, Kazuha, go look after your cat."
Kazuha
"Where is Tomo?"
Tartaglia
"Wait, do you mean Thoma? Isn't it Thoma?"
Kazuha
"That is the name of my cat, actually."
Venti
"I'm allergic to them 😭😭😭😭😭"
Kazuha
"I feel sorry for you, they are so cute."
Scaramouche
"Oh, you have a cat?"
Shogun
"Are you actually friends with someone?"
Scaramouche
"Yeah, so? 😒"