Daniel felt incredible—more blissful than he had ever felt in his entire life. From birth until now, nothing had come close. It was as if his very soul was ascending to heaven. Honestly, if someone had told him before that jerking off could feel better than sex, he would've laughed in their face. He was still a complete virgin, never even gotten close to the real thing, but this session... this one blew every previous time out of the water by a factor of a hundred. All those twenty-eight failed dates? The rejections, the loneliness? They felt like absolute nothing compared to this high.
"Why bother chasing a wife anymore? Just keep jerking off forever. Let my sister handle the family line or whatever. Incest might have a high chance of messed-up kids, but hey, there's also a chance for geniuses, right?"
Daniel fantasized wildly in his mind.
His soul seemed to have left his body entirely, drifting higher and higher, weightless, free from gravity. Even his physical form felt nonexistent.
"Wait... is that Earth? So huge, so blue..."
Still basking in the ecstasy, Daniel opened his eyes—and froze. Right in front of him floated the massive, beautiful planet.
"Hold on... what the hell? I was in my room! How am I seeing Earth from space?"
Daniel snapped out of the euphoric haze. His eyes bulged like a startled goldfish.
He'd been watching the latest hentai episode while stroking himself to release tension. How the fuck had he suddenly been launched into outer space?
Even after the shock, his "body" didn't stop—it accelerated upward even faster. The pleasure intensified, but the sheer weirdness triggered real fear in even his laid-back nerves.
If anyone asked when he'd stopped believing in ghosts or the supernatural, he'd shrug and say he'd never believed in any of that crap to begin with. But anime worlds? Deep down, Daniel had always half-believed they might be real. He'd secretly wished those 2D girls would step out of the screen into reality. The mundane grind of everyday life paled next to the vibrant, exciting worlds in anime. He'd fantasized about living there forever. But now... this experience shattered everything he thought he knew. Were angels real? Was God actually watching? Or was this some insane hallucination?
"God... Jesus... if this is a nightmare, please wake me up right now! I haven't done anything evil!"
As Earth shrank smaller and smaller in his vision, Daniel prayed desperately.
But prayers went unanswered. After what felt like an eternity of ascent, his soul broke through an invisible barrier into a completely new realm.
Birdsong filled the air, flowers bloomed in impossible colors, misty light drifted like gentle fog. It was a paradise straight out of myth—pure, untouched, divine. Daniel inhaled deeply; the air itself made his whole being feel lighter, renewed, alive.
"The Garden of Eden!"
At the center stood a majestic, glowing sanctuary. Above its entrance, carved in radiant letters that seemed to pulse with holy light: **Garden of Eden**.
"This... this can't be the biblical paradise, can it? The legendary divine encounter... happening to me? Am I dreaming?"
Filled with awe and curiosity, Daniel stepped into the sacred space.
Inside, everything opened up in breathtaking splendor. Towering verdant trees with scales like dragon hide (but softer, more heavenly), elegant bamboos swaying like phoenix tails, lush grasses like emerald carpets, ancient trees reaching toward the sky with branches like deer antlers. Outside had been beautiful, full of life and spiritual energy, but here... here the air shimmered with pure holiness, free from any earthly dust or sin. A true divine haven!
In the heart of the Garden, three radiant, indistinct figures sat upon thrones of light. Their faces were veiled in glory, impossible to make out clearly, yet the warmth radiating from them filled Daniel with an inexplicable sense of home and love.
He didn't know if they were truly the Holy Trinity, but better safe than sorry. Dropping to his knees, Daniel bowed deeply, kowtowing several times in reverence.
"Almighty God... Father, Son, and Holy Spirit... if it is You, please accept this humble sinner's bow. Why have You called me here? What is Your will?"
The three figures inclined their heads in unison.
"You may call Us Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We are the Triune God, beyond space and time, outside creation itself."
The central figure, cloaked in pure white light, spoke with a voice that echoed like thunder and whispered like wind at once. To His right, golden radiance; to His left, crimson fire—yet all one.
"Faith in the true God has withered. Morality crumbles. The souls of the West teeter on the brink."
The figure of crimson light—the Son—sighed with profound sorrow for humanity.
"A tiny island nation spreads its degenerate cartoons and shameless films, slowly poisoning the hearts of My people, eroding belief in Me."
The Father gestured toward the air. A vision appeared before Daniel like a heavenly mirage.
The images showed corruption in Western cities, apathy on the streets, poisoned food scandals, moral decay... everything stark, ugly, hopeless.
"In short, We call you to enter the false anime worlds crafted by the false gods of that island nation. Shatter the hold those fabricated deities have over souls. Break the illusion that draws people away from Me. Restore true faith to its rightful place. If this anime plague continues unchecked, soon the entire world will bow to those false idols. Humanity will become spiritual slaves to a heathen culture!"
The golden figure—the Holy Spirit—continued calmly.
Daniel loved anime—he really did. The cute girls, the epic stories. But he never imagined his hobby could have such cosmic consequences. He wasn't some ultra-patriot, but he sure as hell didn't like seeing his own culture get replaced by foreign degeneracy.
"For God and for the salvation of souls... I'm in. I'll do it."
A thrill shot through him. Anime girls waiting to be... "saved" by him? Hell yeah he'd accept.
"But... Lord... before I go, could You maybe grant me some holy artifacts? Divine weapons? A power-up? Something to survive?"
Just soul-transference into some random anime world? Without prep? If he landed in something like Attack on Titan or worse, he'd be dead in minutes.
"Because the laws of that world differ from this creation, the treasures and powers of this realm hold no sway there."
The Holy Spirit replied gently.
"This crossing is a forced opening We make with Our combined power—essentially smuggling your soul across. The worlds are separate; only the soul bridges them. I impart to you the wisdom of Scripture and divine insight, the sacred knowledge to strengthen and refine your soul."
The Son reached out, touching Daniel's forehead.
In an instant, floods of understanding poured in—profound, mysterious, blood-boiling. Countless ecstatic postures, secret methods to temper and empower the soul, etched themselves into his mind forever.