"Immortal, Yingying isn't like those vulgar, superficial fans. She won't be swayed by your looks."
"She's not that shallow, so you shouldn't get your hopes up too high. You definitely won't be able to get close to her in less than a year and a half."
On the way to the girls' dormitory to find Xue Ying, Zhang Jun's soul was still hovering nearby, chattering incessantly.
In his heart, Xue Ying was the embodiment of everything beautiful.
However, Su Qing also understood that he felt this way; the women in a simp's eyes were always perfect.
Otherwise, how could he live up to the title of simp?
"Yingying!" Suddenly, Zhang Jun became excited.
Because Xue Ying happened to be walking towards them.
Her long, black hair cascaded over her shoulders, and she wore light makeup. Her eyebrows were like willow leaves, her eyes like autumn water, and a faint smile played on her rosy lips. She wore a white, off-the-shoulder dress, her fair shoulders as smooth as solidified fat.
She held a book in her arms. Her waist was slender, and the hem of her dress just reached her knees. A pair of fair, slender legs, enhanced by light blue high heels, made her appear even taller.
The wind tousled a few strands of her hair, and the lace on her skirt occasionally fluttered.
Serene, beautiful, and pure in temperament.
This was what youth looked like in the movies.
"Yingying! It's me, Yingying!"
Zhang Jun, who was determined to be a simp, rushed over eagerly, but Xue Ying couldn't see him at all.
He could only stand there, dejected and lost.
"Student Su, or… Immortal Su?"
Xue Ying waved at Su Qing with a smile, her beautiful eyes filled with curiosity and scrutiny.
She hadn't gone to block Su Qing's dormitory first thing in the morning like those other infatuated girls, but that didn't mean she wasn't interested in Su Qing; she just wanted to try a different approach.
"Student Xue, we meet again."
Su Qing smiled slightly, appreciating her delicate, pretty face.
Xue Ying also seemed to think of something, her pretty face flushed red, and she said in a coquettish tone, "That's very rude."
"My apologies." Su Qing appropriately expressed his apology for his eyes, but it had nothing to do with him.
He was still a man of noble character, unmoved by any temptation.
Zhang Jun floated back to Su Qing's side, "Don't be so impatient. You have to be subtle and take it slow. And Yingying hates it when people stare at certain parts..."
"Classmate Xue, will you be my girlfriend?" Su Qing didn't take Zhang Jun's failed experiences to heart.
Zhang Jun was instantly dumbfounded, then panicked, "I'm screwed! Who proposes the moment they meet someone? You looked at her chest first, and now you're confessing directly. Yingying will definitely hate your recklessness. She absolutely won't..."
"Okay." Xue Ying replied with a smile.
Zhang Jun: "..."
His brain instantly crashed, and the words that were about to come out were forcibly swallowed back.
His face was filled with disbelief and bewilderment.
So, the clown was me after all QAQ.
Su Qing glanced at Zhang Jun, the meaning of the look was obvious: only you weaklings need such flashy methods to chase girls, I don't.
True strong people rely on cheating to pick up girls!
"How can this be! How can this be!"
Zhang Jun completely broke down. Why was the gap between people so huge?
His last wish was finally fulfilled, but he wasn't happy; instead, he suffered a multiplied critical hit.
The soul of the "lapdog" Zhang became fainter and fainter, until it completely disappeared. At the same time, Su Qing also gained energy.
[Energy: 1/100]
Perhaps this wish was too simple, or perhaps the energy was too precious; he only obtained so little.
But it was enough for him to do a lot of things. Before saving the world, he had to change his own life.
After all, if a superhero still had to worry about money, where would he find the time to save the world?
Wouldn't it be great to go to a construction site and move bricks?
Suddenly, a fragrant breeze wafted over.
"Su Qing, it's not a good habit to leave your new girlfriend hanging around."
Xue Ying was standing in front of him, he didn't know when.
She was looking at him with a sweet expression.
Su Qing smiled and said, "Are you sure you want to be my girlfriend? It's not too late to regret it now."
This seemed a little too easy, the surprise was too sudden.
"If I go back on my word right away, wouldn't that make me someone who's casual about relationships?" Xue Ying said with a hint of playfulness in her eyes, her tone light.
Well, aren't you being casual right now?
Yesterday, Su Qing opened up a whole new world for her. She really wanted to understand Su Qing, to understand this man who was like a mystery. And what could be a simpler, faster way than becoming Su Qing's girlfriend?
Besides, this guy was super handsome.
Su Qing laughed, "To have won the favor of classmate Xue Ying so easily, I've really lucked out."
He got a girlfriend for free, why not take the opportunity?
They could start dating first, and they'd figure out the feelings later.
"Hmmph." Xue Ying hummed softly, then said, "I have class later. Let's eat lunch together."
After she finished speaking, she winked playfully at Su Qing and then, clutching her books, walked around him.
Su Qing, on the other hand, couldn't wait to stop a female classmate and borrow a piece of paper, then ducked behind a tree.
"No way, he's going to… Eww~"
The female classmate stared, dumbfounded, as Su Qing dashed behind a tree with the paper, and then shivered.
Su Qing's reputation, built over a lifetime, was ruined by a single sheet of paper.
He hid behind the tree, took out the Creation Brush, and began to write on the paper, trying to change his current predicament.
"The Creation Brush can be stored inside the owner's body. It will appear with a thought when needed."
After writing this sentence, the Creation Brush in his hand shrank and turned into a tattoo on his arm.
"Awesome plus!"
Su Qing looked at it. He still had 0.8 energy left. He had to use some of it to earn money. He should think about how to exchange the least amount of energy for the greatest profit.
He was an orphan. He was able to go to university solely on scholarships. His experiences made him want a lot of money, preferably to never have to worry about money again.
That way, he would have time to do other things.
After pondering for a moment, he picked up the brush and wrote.
"Su Qing, a third-year traditional Chinese painting major at Jiangzhou Arts Academy, will inherit a large inheritance today."
Another 0.1 energy was deducted, leaving 0.7.
Having money is good, but a healthy body is even better. If he had enough energy, he'd write himself into immortality right now.
For the time being, though, he had to settle for less.
"Su Qing, a third-year traditional Chinese painting major at Jiangzhou Arts Academy, possesses Strength of Nine Bulls and Two Tigers and Bronze Skin and Iron Bones."
After deducting 0.4 energy, he had 0.3 left. Su Qing felt his body undergo a complete transformation, inside and out.
He put away the Creation Brush with satisfaction. He couldn't afford to splurge the remaining 0.3.
The words on the paper had all vanished.
He crumpled the paper into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, then got up and headed towards the studio. All he had to do now was wait for a large inheritance to fall from the sky.
Simultaneously, Su Qing became a hot topic on the campus forum.
This was because someone had edited the photos of those girls blocking his dormitory door and posted them on the forum.
"Shocking! A Group of Women Actually Camped Outside a Man's Door, Just to Lick Him!"
The clickbait title, reminiscent of those low-quality online articles, attracted many students from Jiangzhou Arts Academy to click on it, and they were all shocked after reading the content.
"Damn! So they're simps. I thought it was that kind of, 'lick once and take off your pants' situation, and now I'm seeing this?"
"Master, I, your beastly disciple, bow to you!"
"Don't even think about it, beast upstairs. Do you have the looks? You don't? Let me tell a joke, I don't either haha, wah… I'm laughing and crying!"
"The world is going downhill. A group of young women actually go to lick a man like this. There are quite a few female simps, too."
Jiangzhou Arts Academy had been established for a hundred years, and this was the first time something like this had happened.
From then on, Su Qing became the school's undisputed number one male god, the legendary figure who could cause the male dormitory hallways to be blocked by female students.