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Grampton Plains.
This was a massive, impossibly sprawling plain originally discovered by the diligent Exploration Fairies stationed at the Hero's Hut. Exactly when Leo first physically came entirely to check it out, he completely, genuinely thought he had magically, accidentally arrived directly at the legendary, endless Inner Mongolian Grassland back on Earth! It was so incredibly, perfectly flat, entirely with absolutely nothing but an endless sea of swaying, green grass stretching completely as far exactly as the naked eye could see.
After actively, cheaply bribing Aya Shameimaru completely to violently do a high-speed aerial patrol entirely in exchange for exactly one single, pathetic plate of fresh strawberries, the massive topological report he happily received was completely that the raw, physical area entirely of this massive plain was basically exactly the exact same massive size completely as the entirety of Stardew Valley!
She completely also mentioned actively seeing exactly what physically looked exactly like a massive, modern skyline of a city entirely further off in the hazy distance.
Grampton Plains, Zuzu City... Leo completely, entirely only logically knew exactly that Grampton Plains was a massive, popular mod expansion entirely from Stardew Valley Expanded (SVE), but he entirely, absolutely didn't logically know exactly what this massive place was physically for. Absolutely regardless of the game's original intent, he had aggressively, entirely moved the absolute entire massive Livestock Shed completely here; such an incredibly vast, endless grassland was entirely, biologically perfect completely for massively raising grazing animals.
Incidentally... this massive, flat place was entirely so incredibly large and completely flat, it was practically a massive, natural capitalist holy land exactly for industrial brewing!
Absolutely all the heavy oak kegs, creaking cheese presses, and bubbling preserve jars that were entirely, originally completely crammed and stacked entirely onto the Stardew farm had absolutely all been aggressively moved completely here, and the massive, physical space completely freed entirely up on the main farm was actively used entirely for aesthetic beautification.
Now, the main farm was basically, officially completely no longer physically used exactly for aggressively growing massive cash crops; raw cultivation was completely done entirely on Spring Island, massive industrial manufacturing was completely done entirely on Grampton Plains, and Leo now entirely only physically needed exactly to happily focus completely on being wealthy and beautiful himself!
"I've completely been an exhausted, muddy farmer entirely for so incredibly long, absolutely can't I completely enjoy myself entirely a little bit?!"
But the exhausted, dying Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan absolutely, entirely didn't logically think so.
In the misty, freezing early morning, Yuuka Kazami aggressively, politely borrowed the massive, yellow modified bus-tractor from Nitori. She completely didn't logically say exactly what she was violently going entirely to do with it, but Leo completely, terrifiedly watched exactly as Yuuka Kazami aggressively tied several massive, green parasols completely to the heavy front steel grille entirely of the massive tractor and violently drove off with a deafening engine roar...
BOOM!
"You two! Absolutely don't completely stop! Keep violently running!"
The blinding, high-energy Magic Cannons violently fired completely from the tied parasols aggressively blasted the dirt ground directly behind their heels, kicking entirely up a massive, suffocating amount of hot dirt and gravel, but exactly as Yuuka Kazami aggressively drove the heavy, magical tractor entirely over the craters, the Iridium tools completely made the scorched land flat and pristine again! Incidentally, she entirely also completely planted fresh grass seeds and flawlessly watered them simultaneously exactly as she chased them!
"You absolute beast! Yuuka Kazami, you're completely, absolutely not a biological human!"
Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan were violently, desperately running completely in front of the roaring machine, their tired eyes entirely, practically rolling completely back into their sweating heads. They completely, desperately wanted entirely to just stop and painfully rest completely for a brief while, but exactly as soon exactly as their trembling footsteps completely faltered, a massive, scorching Magic Cannon blast would violently, timely completely remind them exactly what kind of terrifying, unhinged thing was aggressively following completely behind them!
The massive, rumbling tractor would entirely also occasionally, violently accelerate completely and aggressively poke their sweating butts completely with the sharp metal tips entirely of the umbrellas, violently telling them exactly that if they completely didn't actively run physically faster, they would be brutally, violently crushed completely by the massive, half-person-high rubber wheels!
"Speed up! Absolutely don't completely run exactly with your tired legs tightly clamped completely together exactly like a fragile little girl, violently open completely up your athletic movements! I'm completely, honestly telling you, I'm absolutely not very physically familiar exactly with driving this complex tractor; I entirely only biologically know exactly how to entirely step completely on the heavy gas pedal, I completely don't even logically know exactly where the physical brakes entirely are!"
The elegant corners entirely of Yuuka Kazami's mouth completely, terrifyingly curled entirely up exactly like Flandre after successfully, maliciously getting revenge completely on her sister. A thick, thorny green vine violently magically appeared completely in her free hand, and she aggressively accelerated completely to a high-speed position perfectly parallel entirely to the two of them, violently snapping a sharp, cracking whip directly onto Yukari Yakumo's soft butt!
SNAP!
"You Marisa-esque, thieving Yuuka Kazami! Exactly once this hell is completely over, you're entirely finished! I'm completely going entirely to actively take absolute, ruthless, political revenge entirely on you!"
Yukari Yakumo violently let entirely out a loud, pathetic howl and desperately clutched her stinging butt, tiny, glittering pearls of exhausted tears absolutely about entirely to completely fall entirely from her ancient eyes. But her stubborn mouth was entirely still unyielding; exactly after this damn sports meet was completely over, she would completely, violently get massive revenge completely on Yuuka Kazami exactly in the absolute most cruel, petty way possible—she would entirely, ruthlessly pick the prized sunflower seeds directly from her precious Sunflower Field, aggressively stir-fry them, and then completely make Little Brother Leo actively peel them exactly for her entirely to eat directly exactly in front of her furious face!
"Still actively have the physical strength entirely to loudly talk back? It completely seems you absolutely haven't logically reached your physical limit entirely yet!"
Violently, aggressively flooring the gas accelerator to the absolute maximum, the massive, modified tractor's magic engine violently let entirely out a deafening, mechanical roar. God absolutely only logically knew exactly what kind of completely unhinged scientific-magical technology Nitori Kawashiro actively used; this massive thing entirely now aggressively ran completely on compressed magical power! With entirely enough raw magic, this heavy thing completely could aggressively chase entirely down absolutely most flying youkai, and its top speed was completely, terrifyingly fast!
SQUISH!
Kaguya, completely who had entirely barely been physically keeping up completely beside Yukari Yakumo, exactly just tragically paused completely for a single, exhausted moment to catch her breath, and the exact next massive second she was entirely, ruthlessly, violently run completely over entirely by the massive tractor driven completely by the inhumane, smiling Yuuka Kazami!
She completely, gruesomely merged entirely with the dirt and grass, and the massive amount of red 'fodder' (blood and guts) was entirely, violently very conspicuous completely on this vast, green plain, magically fertilizing the grass to grow exceptionally lush!
The terrifying, gruesome sound completely from behind her—exactly like a heavy boot violently stepping entirely on a thick carton of Telunsu yogurt completely with a little bit of sticky liquid left entirely inside—gave the fleeing Yukari Yakumo a massive, violent, freezing shiver directly down her spine.
A massive, unnatural surge of terrified strength suddenly, violently magically appeared completely in her exhausted body, and she aggressively stretched entirely out her long, shaking legs completely to run forward entirely desperately!
(Adrenaline: I absolutely can completely only logically help you entirely this much! This crazy woman really, genuinely dares entirely to drive heavy machinery completely over people!)
Completely without a single, tiny moment's absolute regret or mourning entirely for Kaguya's messy demise, massive, glowing mathematical magic circles violently appeared entirely behind Yukari Yakumo's running back, and thousands of countless, glowing, lethal danmaku violently flew exactly toward Yuuka Kazami completely behind her! Her complex Boundary Ability was entirely unusable and exhausted, but raw, ordinary magic was completely still available! She! The legendary Sage of Youkai! Gensokyo's absolute Magic Doctor! Proficient completely in raw magic of absolutely all elements! If she absolutely didn't completely fight exactly for her very life entirely now, she was completely going exactly to legally die!
"A flying danmaku game, huh? I completely didn't logically expect you entirely to absolutely be exactly in such a playful mood. Then I'll happily play exactly with you! Simply hit me exactly three times, and entirely today's grueling training can completely end early!"
Yuuka Kazami casually steered the heavy, vibrating wheel completely with exactly one hand, effortlessly, gracefully weaving the massive tractor completely through the sky completely full entirely of lethal, exploding danmaku, exactly while her other hand elegantly held the massive parasol, entirely continuously aggressively firing massive Magic Cannons back!
Exactly when she suddenly encountered a dense wave of danmaku completely that absolutely couldn't biologically be dodged entirely by the massive tractor's limited mechanical maneuverability, Yuuka Kazami would completely, casually jump entirely off the moving seat and literally, violently carry the entire, multi-ton metal tractor completely over her head entirely to actively dodge, completely having an absolute, incredibly great time!
On the other side, the quiet town clinic.
"Doctor? Is there absolutely a medical problem?"
Symboli Rudolf respectfully stood completely before Eirin Yagokoro, her stoic face blushing completely, entirely slightly red exactly as she physically felt the ancient sage's cold, professional hands expertly, medically moving completely over her toned body and pressing her joints. There were entirely so incredibly many tiny, curious Uma Musume actively watching completely here; it was truly entirely a bit incredibly embarrassing for the proud President!
"I completely logically think I understand the biological mechanism now. Thank you completely for your patient cooperation."
Eirin Yagokoro elegantly stood entirely up. She had completely, entirely already perfectly figured completely out exactly the general, biological condition completely of the elite Uma Musume's physical bodies.
These Uma Musume were genetically blessed completely by gods, and their raw, physical muscular strength was terrifyingly high. They absolutely wouldn't medically suffer completely from the fragile diseases typically found entirely in ordinary humans. If they completely lived safely exactly like normal, peaceful people, they could completely be scientifically said entirely to be completely free entirely from illness and physical disaster completely for an entire lifetime.
But exactly if they aggressively trained entirely to violently participate completely in massive, high-speed turf races, raw physical damage would completely, inevitably still occur—basically micro-fractures, torn ligaments, massive joint diseases, and the entirely like, absolutely all debilitating issues completely with the lower body's suspension system. Exactly in such severe cases, exactly if standard, modern surgical intervention were completely used, literally even if fully cured, it would absolutely leave massive scar tissue and sequelae, basically entirely ending their legendary career completely in the sport of running forever.
Eirin Yagokoro completely offered absolutely no arrogant opinion entirely on the Uma Musume's intense, burning desire entirely to run; absolutely everyone entirely has their completely own ambitions, and she clinically respected their choice. Exactly as for entirely these physical ailments, she completely just needed to look entirely into complex magical medical treatment and Lunar potions—completely safe, absolutely painless, completely no invasive surgery legally required! Exactly after a few short days of completely resting entirely following the treatment, they would completely be entirely fine. If they completely wanted, she entirely could even aggressively, medically strengthen their bone density entirely in the magical process!
Do you completely, legally understand exactly the massive, crushing weight completely of being an absolute, ten-thousand-year-old legendary divine doctor?!
"How exactly are the clinical check-up results?"
Gracefully walking completely over entirely to Reisen, Eirin Yagokoro completely picked entirely up several massive, detailed physical examination reports and aggressively began entirely to read.
"Reporting directly to Master, there are absolutely no massive, life-threatening issues. It's completely just exactly that the physical wear entirely on the teeth is entirely a bit incredibly high, especially completely this specific lady's teeth, exactly which are entirely, slightly crooked. I completely, medically suspect she has violently, constantly bitten completely into something incredibly hard like iron."
Reisen entirely pointed her finger exactly at the yawning Gold Ship. This tall, gray lady was truly an absolute, bizarre oddball. Completely other Uma Musume entirely all had entirely some minor physical joint issues, but exactly she, entirely aside completely from the bizarre, massive tooth problem, was entirely, incredibly, magically perfectly healthy!
"Hmm, completely go rapidly ahead and actively write the medical prescriptions completely based entirely on the specific issues. Actively try exactly to prescribe entirely ordinary, Earth medicine exactly as much completely as logically possible; absolutely don't blindly use massive magic potions completely unless absolutely necessary. The specific prescriptions entirely should be completely universal, preferably exactly so they completely can simply buy the cheap medicine exactly in their completely own world later."
Efficiently changing her latex gloves and completely sending the relieved Reisen exactly to rapidly write the massive stack of prescriptions, Eirin Yagokoro imposing stood completely in entirely front exactly of Special Week.
"He... Hello, Doctor!"
Special Week violently, nervously stood entirely straight up, her arms completely locked exactly straight entirely at her sides, awkwardly, rigidly imitating exactly the composed way Chairman Rudolf completely had been smoothly examined exactly just now, terrifiedly waiting completely for the serious doctor lady entirely to start poking her!