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For the next few, agonizingly long days, Yukari Yakumo would exhaustingly drag herself back home every single night completely covered entirely in thick, sticky dirt, smelling heavily of combusted magical fuel and violently limping exactly like a wounded duck. She physically looked entirely, incredibly miserable, her pristine clothes completely ruined by massive, black tire tread marks.
However, entirely compared exactly to Kaguya Houraisan, who was tragically suffering right alongside her, the Sage of Youkai was actually, miraculously doing incredibly much better! The immortal Princess Kaguya would literally, biologically have entirely to violently scrape and shovel her mangled, regenerating physical body completely off entirely from the deep, muddy bottom of Yuuka's roaring tractor, returning home exactly one bloody, squishy shovelful exactly at a time!
Yuuka Kazami was entirely, already completely, terrifyingly unreasonable, and exactly since Eirin Yagokoro officially, clinically said she completely could aggressively train them entirely freely completely without politely giving her absolutely any political face, exactly what else was there entirely to logically say? She completely should aggressively train them exactly like crazy, absolutely, literally running them to death! If a runner entirely ran completely too slowly, she would immediately, violently experience an incredibly intense, physical push-back sensation, plus a massive, crushing bonus exactly of a front and rear heavy rubber tire massage directly over their spine!
"I don't care. It's just dying a few times. I'll get used to it."
Kaguya's deadpan, broken voice echoed from the floor as she regenerated. Ever entirely since Leo expensively installed a massive, glowing flat-screen TV and a high-end, modern game console entirely in his air-conditioned living room, Kaguya had completely, aggressively been staying entirely there exactly as a permanent fixture, strictly becoming exactly the parasitic kind of lazy person you absolutely, legally can't physically get rid entirely of absolutely no matter exactly what you completely try!
She entirely spends absolutely all her immortal time heavily lounging completely on the plush sofa, aggressively enjoying the freezing, industrial air conditioning, and loudly playing violent video games. She's entirely also completely becoming entirely more and completely more exactly like a permanent family member.
Exactly at first, she entirely, at least possessed exactly some royal self-respect, cleanly dressed completely neatly, and politely sat entirely there properly, entirely looking physically presentable. But completely now she's entirely getting completely more and entirely more absolutely outrageous, lazily wandering entirely around the shared room completely in a massive, oversized men's dress shirt completely that barely covers half her pale thighs. She's entirely also completely, embarrassingly bad exactly at modern games, and exactly when she violently loses a match, she entirely throws a massive, screeching tantrum exactly like a feral little goblin, magically making Leo feel entirely a bit completely embarrassed.
"You think everyone's as weird as you? Tomorrow's the weekend, I've decided everyone should go to the beach to relax. That's all I have to say. Who agrees? Who disagrees?"
Yukari Yakumo exhaustingly rolled her tired eyes completely at the raging Kaguya, then completely, heavily lay directly on Yuyuko's soft lap, aggressively enjoying Ran's deep-tissue shoulder massage. A whole, agonizing week! Exactly who logically knows exactly how she entirely, miraculously got completely through exactly that brutal week?! Long-distance marathon running, heavy rope skipping, massive weightlifting in the deep sand... the sadistic Yuuka Kazami was completely doing absolutely whatever the elite horse racing girls entirely did! It was entirely so incredibly, physically exhausting her ancient bones were screaming.
"I object. It's not like you can just stay home and rest when you finally get a day off. Why are you going out in this heat? Are you crazy?"
Kaguya violently, aggressively gripped the plastic controllers completely with both sweaty hands, defiantly hooking exactly one bare leg entirely up exactly over the armrest completely in massive protest. She completely, strictly just actively wanted entirely to comfortably lie entirely in the freezing, air-conditioned room and loudly play video games, aggressively avoiding absolutely any physical movement exactly if biologically possible.
Exactly as a tiny, dark Gap silently opened near the wall outlet, Yukari Yakumo swiftly, maliciously reached directly out and violently pulled the thick power plug, immediately, mercilessly turning completely off the electrical power and instantly wiping entirely out the glowing screen completely of the massive TV! Kaguya's incredibly hard-earned, massive game progress completely from the entire previous night was completely, instantly wiped entirely out!
"I'll fight you to the death!"
She completely played the terrifying Resident Evil game absolutely all night, entirely almost physically throwing completely up exactly in that damned, confusing police station maze! She finally, miraculously managed entirely to painfully find absolutely most completely of the complex puzzle items, but exactly before she completely could actively reach a typewriter to save, the power was violently cut entirely off! Exactly at that devastating moment, Kaguya was completely, violently red-faced and aggressively threw completely down the plastic controller with a loud crack, desperately wanting entirely to violently fight Yukari Yakumo completely to the absolute, bloody death!
"Eirin, what brings you here?"
Yukari Yakumo completely, suddenly looked entirely up toward the door, her ancient tone entirely sounding somewhat genuinely surprised, but the furious Kaguya absolutely didn't logically believe her exactly at all! Yukari had completely been maliciously, entirely lying completely to her exactly in this exact same deceptive tone entirely for the past few days, and entirely now she was completely desensitized entirely to the traps.
Aggressively using Mokou Fujiwara—completely who was currently sitting entirely next completely to her lazily playing entirely on her smartphone and entirely raising a digital racehorse girl—exactly as a physical springboard, Kaguya violently stepped entirely on Mokou's shoulder, aggressively pushed completely off incredibly hard, and violently flew entirely up into the air, entirely intending completely to aggressively crush Yukari Yakumo entirely to absolute death exactly with a flying, crow-like dropkick!
"Ahem, Princess, please be mindful of your manners, we have guests."
Eirin Yagokoro strictly stood entirely at the wooden doorway, critically looking entirely at Kaguya completely who was violently flying exactly up and entirely striking a highly strange, violent wrestling pose completely with an incredibly unfriendly, feral expression. She smoothly, politely slightly shifted her tall body entirely to physically block the direct view completely of Symboli Rudolf and the entirely other two figures standing completely behind her.
"It was my rudeness. Please come in."
Exactly in an absolute, physics-defying instant, Kaguya entirely, flawlessly aborted her aerial momentum and elegantly knelt perfectly completely on the sofa cushions, instantly transforming completely back entirely into the pristine, noble, flawless Moon Princess, an absolute, stark contrast completely to the feral, screaming little goblin who entirely had completely just been violently flying exactly in the air completely with her internet cable maliciously disconnected!
"Excuse me, I came here to thank Mr. Leo. The medical examination is all completed, and I brought the child with me. The Three Goddesses said that the child will be raised by you from now on."
Exactly as Symboli Rudolf and her administrative companions formally entered the brightly lit house, a tiny, adorable pair entirely of small white horse ears timidly peeked completely out entirely from directly behind Rudolf's tall figure, slowly followed completely by exactly half a small head, entirely with bright red eyes nervously peeking completely out exactly as they curiously surveyed the massive, chaotic house completely where they would entirely be safely living.
"So fast? Which racehorse girl is it?"
Leo was casually holding his smartphone, entirely looking incredibly curiously completely at the tiny horse girl hiding entirely behind Rudolf, and immediately opened the massive, digital Uma Musume encyclopedia app completely to see exactly who it logically was.
"Come here, Miko, this is Mr. Leo. He's a very nice person, don't be afraid."
Symboli Rudolf gently, politely moved exactly a single step completely to the side, fully revealing the terrified, little racehorse girl securely hiding completely behind him.
With a highly similar, petite physical height exactly to Flandre Scarlet, striking snow-white hair, brilliant, ruby-red eyes, a completely emotionless, stoic facial expression, and entirely a bit inherently ditzy, she completely, flawlessly captured absolutely all of Leo's massive, otaku fantasies exactly as a gacha gamer! Exactly when Leo visually saw entirely this specific racehorse girl, he instantly, violently knew exactly who she officially was!
The absolute, terrifying final boss exactly of the 'Aoharu Cup' scenario in the massive mobile game... Happy Miko! She is an absolute, terrifying hexagonal-warrior racehorse girl exactly with an absolutely broken, all-terrain A-rating! She is an entirely fictional, game-exclusive racehorse girl completely without a strict, real-life biological counterpart, and is an entirely uncontrollable, AI-only character completely who absolutely only logically appears exactly in the brutal story mode! Exactly if her specific, canonical trainer, Aoi Kiryuin, absolutely hadn't completely been a massive, incompetent rookie trainer, the human player would completely have entirely had absolutely no mathematical chance entirely of physically defeating her on the track!
"Hello, I'm Happy Miko. Are you my trainer?"
Suddenly finding her tiny self completely with absolutely nothing entirely to physically hide entirely behind, Happy Miko violently panicked completely for a brief moment and desperately tried entirely to reach entirely out completely to pull Rudolf's uniform clothes, but the strict Rudolf completely had entirely already smoothly moved entirely far away.
Rapidly realizing she completely couldn't physically escape the situation, Miko desperately mustered absolutely all her fragile courage and politely, formally introduced herself. Although her adorable face was completely, flawlessly expressionless, the rapid, anxious twirling completely of her tiny hands and the wildly, violently swinging white ponytail completely behind her entirely revealed her massive, internal emotional turmoil!
"Hello, hello, this will be your home from now on. Please have a seat, have some fruit and rest for a while."
Leo excitedly jumped entirely up completely from the plush sofa, aggressively snatched the massive, expensive fruit plate directly exactly in completely front entirely of the glaring Yukari Yakumo, and happily put it directly on the table completely in front of the child! He entirely then warmly invited Happy Miko completely to comfortably sit down. This was an absolute, god-tier child he completely could happily raise entirely exactly like a precious daughter! The omnipotent Three Goddesses completely understood his otaku heart entirely so incredibly well!
"This is Miko's information. We've already done some preliminary tests on her. Well... thankfully she doesn't have to participate in the competition, otherwise there wouldn't be any chance for anyone else."
Symboli Rudolf heavily handed the massive, thick stack of biometric data directly to Leo completely with an incredibly strange, bewildered expression. She entirely, heavily suspected exactly that completely this terrifying little one was strictly the biological, illegitimate daughter completely of the absolute Three Goddesses themselves! The raw, physical data was completely, mathematically entirely too incredibly outrageous! Fortunately, Happy Miko's official household registration was completely set entirely in Stardew Valley. Otherwise, exactly if this terrifying child were actively racing entirely in their modern world, absolutely all the legendary racehorse girls would entirely be reduced to mere, struggling extras exactly before Miko officially retired!
"Really? Let me see... S on grass and dirt, A on all four running styles: leading, close, center, and trailing. Did you fill in these numbers with your feet?"
Hearing Leo's incredibly shocked, highly surprised voice exactly as he read the impossible stats, Miko, completely who was currently being happily, gently fed sweet fruit completely by a doting Ran Yakumo, timidly raised her small head entirely slightly, her ruby eyes happily crinkling. She was entirely quite incredibly pleased completely with Leo's massive surprise. After all, she was entirely a magical child completely, personally raised entirely by the absolute Three Goddesses, so it was completely, mathematically only entirely natural exactly that she was entirely a little completely more capable!
"Yes, if it weren't for the fact that the Three Goddesses personally appeared and asked you to raise Miko, I would have already taken her back to the academy."
Symboli Rudolf heavily sighed completely with exactly some massive, professional regret. It was an absolute, tragic waste completely of the child's raw, divine talent exactly that she completely couldn't legally participate entirely in the official inter-dimensional competition. But it was entirely also practically good. Exactly if absolutely any arrogant racehorse girls entirely in the Tracen academy ever got completely cocky exactly after winning a few massive G1 races, he entirely could completely, casually bring them directly to Stardew Valley exactly so they completely could brutally experience exactly what it physically meant entirely to be completely, overwhelmingly outmatched!
"You, stop lying there and go tidy up our empty nursery for Miko to stay in. Flandre's clone lives with Chen every day and doesn't stay here. Consider this a practice session for tidying up rooms for my and Ran's future children."
Leo's blunt, commanding words entirely to Yukari Yakumo were completely, simultaneously both physically deadly and aggressively psychologically damaging! Yukari Yakumo furiously sat entirely up completely with a massive, rumbling grumble and violently, terrifyingly glared exactly at Leo.
There were completely important, official outsiders currently entirely in the living room, so she was completely, painfully forcefully giving her arrogant little brother exactly some massive political face. But exactly once they completely left the house, Leo was absolutely, violently, entirely doomed!