Chapter 302: At the Thought of Su Mu, Theresa Couldn't Help but Hum.
The ringing of the phone interrupted Su Mu's actions. He pulled out his phone and saw that it was actually Kiana calling.
"What's up, CEO Kiana?"
He answered the phone, and Theresa finally managed to catch her breath. She sat on the office desk, one of her shoes having fallen off during the struggle just now.
"I told you not to use so much force; it's definitely going to leave a bruise..."
She grumbled dissatisfiedly, fastening her bra strap. Looking at Su Mu who was on the phone, she extended a fair, tender little foot and kicked him somewhat indignantly.
Su Mu winced but didn't make a sound. He grabbed Theresa's restless little foot and didn't let go, playing with it in his hand.
"L-Let go! Do you want Kiana to hear!"
Theresa glared at Su Mu fiercely, trying to pull her foot out, but Su Mu deliberately raised his voice an octave.
"You mean Theresa? Oh, she arrived last night! Right now? She's in my office drinking bitter melon juice! What? You say you suspect Mr. Siegfried put a curse on you? You can't just say things like that..."
While chatting with Kiana on the phone, Su Mu's hand was anything but idle, kneading Theresa's delicate jade foot as if it were a precious work of art.
Faint blue veins were visible beneath the milky skin. Moving up from this little foot, her rounded, full thighs were like a sweet full moon.
For some reason, the highest evaluation given by Asta's little dog, Peppy, for women flashed through Su Mu's mind—wide pelvis, birth-giving type.
"Mmph, mmph..."
Being stared at with such a fiery gaze, Theresa felt overwhelmed with shame.
Looking at the two clouds of blush rising on her face, Su Mu wanted to laugh. You were the one who started the teasing; why are you the one losing your nerve now?
Kiana's call wasn't for anything special; she just wanted to check on Theresa and ask Su Mu to say hello to Rozaliya and Liliya for her... and if possible, get some autographed records. When those two became superstars, she was sure they could be sold for a lot of money!
Hearing Kiana's little scheme, Su Mu couldn't help but chuckle and agreed repeatedly. After a brief chat, he hung up the phone.
Seeing Su Mu hang up, Theresa finally seized the opportunity to pull her foot back, staring at him with a resentful gaze.
Being glared at by Theresa, Su Mu shrugged: "Someone else started it first."
Theresa's face turned shades of blue and purple. Knowing she was in the wrong, she huffed and turned her head away.
"Alright, alright, drink some bitter melon juice... I prepared this specifically for you. If you don't drink it, it might sit there past its expiration date."
Su Mu stood up, walked to the fridge, grabbed a can of bitter melon juice, and handed it to Theresa.
"Hmph..."
Theresa took the juice and turned her head to the side, refusing to look at Su Mu.
"Angry?" "No." "Can't handle it?" "W-Who can't handle it! It's you, you guy..."
Theresa felt a wave of grievance in her heart. Kiana, you brat, why call at a time like this? We were so close to seeing the "big bad wolf" nature of that damn Su Mu! Do you know how long your aunt has waited for this day!
Now the mood was gone. Was she supposed to go back and just hum to herself while thinking about what happened with Su Mu today?
It was a good thing Kiana didn't know what Theresa was thinking, otherwise she'd definitely spit out her drink.
Wait, Auntie? Do you think this is some adult manga world where people nearby automatically lose their senses? Playing like this in the office in broad daylight? You really want to be caught by a subordinate reporting work!
"Answering the phone at a time like this... hmph, you're worse than a beast."
Theresa stuck her tongue out at Su Mu spitefully.
"I wonder who was as stiff as a frozen fish in the fridge when I caught them just now..."
"W-Who was stiff!"
Looking at the stubborn Theresa, Su Mu shook his head helplessly.
Theresa was different from Seele or Bronya; she was still an "innocent" girl. Otherwise, in that situation, if it were Seele, it would have been another fierce battle, and Su Mu's kidneys would be in trouble again.
To put it plainly, it was a matter of experience... although Theresa's current behavior was bold enough, if she saw how "Veliona" behaved like a hungry wolf, she'd realize she was still too green.
After all, that girl Veliona would charge into battle at the slightest provocation and then swap Seele back in when she was done... Su Mu had wanted to ask before: You two share a body, why don't you share a stamina bar?
Later, Su Mu discovered that the heavy lifting like "riding" was done by Veliona, while Seele was basically passive and just accommodated...
Fine, fine, playing like this, a war of attrition?
If his kidneys weren't made of iron, he would have been drained by those two little vixens. Unfortunately, so far, it had been a total defeat for Seele.
Even though Veliona was always the one to start the teasing, she was also the first to surrender.
Sigh, if you're bad at it, practice more; if you can't handle it, don't play! The past is the past, the present is the present!
Veliona had smugly thought that things would change after Bronya joined, but in the end, she was still the first "brat" to be knocked down by Su Mu, repeatedly begging for mercy.
To deal with a stubborn brat, one must be ruthless and break her spirit until she kneels and begs for mercy!!
Watching Theresa brooding to the side, Su Mu smiled helplessly.
If he were to lay his cards on the table with Otto and stay with Theresa, would he be able to survive being hunted by all of Schicksal?
If that granddaughter-con found out he had done such things with Theresa, he'd probably end up at the bottom of Tokyo Bay (tragic).
But even if it came to that, Su Mu wouldn't back down.
For a girl to say "I like you" takes all her strength... if he didn't have the resolve and courage to match it, how could he be worthy of her love?
"Anyway, don't do this kind of thing during the day anymore..."
"Does that mean the night is okay?"
"Ahem..."
Su Mu coughed from being choked. He had a bad feeling that if Theresa stayed a few more days, he'd have to squeeze a cup of "Special Su Mu Bitter Melon Juice" first thing in the morning.
They say a woman in her thirties is like a tiger, and in her forties, she can suck the dust off the floor—not to mention she can drain you with just her mouth. It was truly terrifying.
"Um, don't you have to discuss the livestream with Rozaliya and Liliya? How about..."
Under Su Mu's diversion, today's incident was brushed aside...
However, this also made Su Mu more cautious. In the future, he'd better avoid being alone in the office with Theresa...
The special collaboration livestream featuring the Vodka Girls and Magical Girl Teriri was a huge success.
The collective appearance of Rozaliya and Liliya made the Honkai Impact 3rd players go completely wild.
After all, as the comedic relief, the Vodka Girls were a healing balm for the players' broken hearts!
Whenever they were killed by the "Old Thief's" tragedies, the Vodka Girls would make a grand appearance with humorous plots and their "Erguotou" manzai to save the players' souls!
The Vodka Girls were simply angels sent from heaven to save them from the torture of that damn Old Thief!!
Ah! Erguotou-ism! (Abbreviation for the Sect of Erguotou)
The players' love and enthusiasm also made the Vodka Girls a bit overwhelmed.
"See, Liliya? We really have become superstars! So many people say they like us!"
"Stupid Rozaliya, don't hold me so tight, I'm not blind."
"Why the long face at a time like this! Liliya! This is a new milestone in our idol career!!"
"Because Liliya's persona is different from a dummy like Rozaliya; I can't just giggle in public whenever I want."
"Who's a dummy! Clarify that!"
"Dummies usually don't realize they are dummies."
"Hey!!"
The twins' high-intensity interaction in the livestream made Theresa, who was watching from the side, unable to stop laughing.
It was just too interesting!
She thought they should just debut as a manzai duo and form an "Erguotou Society"; they'd easily outshine the pros!
During this livestream, Rozaliya and Liliya announced their performance date and opened online ticket sales.
The 2,000 tickets prepared were sold out as soon as they went online, showing just how much the players loved the sisters.
"Thank you so much, Theresa!"
After the stream, Rozaliya hugged Theresa directly, hanging onto her.
"If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have sold so many tickets! Now we don't have to worry about no one watching the performance!"
Liliya also nodded: "Yes, I didn't expect Theresa's influence to be so strong. All 2,000 tickets were sold out."
"You shouldn't thank me; it's through your own efforts that so many people have come to like you."
Theresa smiled and patted Rozaliya and Liliya's heads. Seeing the two formerly mischievous girls become popular idols, she felt quite gratified as their Principal.
"Well, if you really want to be thankful, why not thank Su Mu? I remember your debut song was also written by him, right?"
Rozaliya nodded vigorously, hiding no affection for Su Mu.
"Yes, yes! Su Mu is just too amazing! Even though he's a game developer, he's great at writing music. I still remember how shocked our manager was when he saw the music Su Mu wrote!"
Liliya also spoke up: "Indeed. In the end, we were able to debut successfully because of Su Mu... I've been saying we should visit him properly to thank him, but this dummy Rozaliya always oversleeps on her days off..."
"Huh? The performance is just too exhausting! With such high-intensity training every day, if I don't get enough sleep, how can I give 100% to the fans!"
Watching the two argue, Theresa mediated like a kind big sister.
"Alright, Su Mu won't mind. Doing your best and stepping onto a bigger stage is the best reward for him."
Rozaliya scratched her head: "Is that so? Then I'll work even harder! We must become top-tier idols, and then we'll make Su Mu our number one fan!"
Looking at the energetic girl before her, a trace of a smile appeared on Theresa's face.
Indeed. A positive and optimistic attitude is contagious, and Rozaliya possessed that charm.
Liliya suddenly asked out of the blue: "Theresa, is your relationship with Su Mu very good? I feel like you understand him very well."
Theresa's gaze drifted: "D-do I? Haha... it's alright, I guess?"
"Stare—"
Liliya's gaze made Theresa feel guilty.
"Wh-what is it, Liliya? Is there something on my face?"
Liliya withdrew her gaze, shook her head, and said: "Nothing... Theresa, did you really go to the convenience store to buy bitter melon juice this morning?"
"Eh?"
Before Theresa could react, Liliya ended the topic and turned back to bickering with the noisy Rozaliya.
Theresa instantly broke into a cold sweat.
This kid's observation skills are a bit too sharp—!!
With the update of the twins' event and Theresa's tireless promotion of the Vodka Girls' performance, the sisters became a hit on the internet for a while.
Honkai Impact 3rd players naturally loved the pair, and even non-players who saw how cute they were and how well they performed manzai expressed their support.
A storm caused by the "Erguotou Girls" was brewing.
However, for Su Mu at this moment, he had something more important to do.
"Commander! Private Qingque reporting! Please give your orders!"
Looking at Qingque's determined gaze, as if she were joining the army, Su Mu wiped the sweat from his brow.
Good grief, Qingque has defected completely; she's already showing her loyalty.
"Alright, alright, we don't do that here... Is Ms. Fu Xuan here?"
"Little Xuan... ahem, the Master Diviner has been waiting in the teahouse for quite a while!"
Realizing she hadn't officially quit yet, Qingque quickly corrected herself.
Led by Qingque, Su Mu walked into the antique teahouse.
Before long, a pink-haired girl appeared before him.
Fu Xuan's hair was styled in a "flying" bun held by a gold hairpin, with twin tails. She was dressed in a smoke-colored robe with a jade-green gauze shawl, sitting at the tea table as if she had stepped out of an ancient painting.
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