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Chapter 17 - "Is Your A*s Shaking?"

"Yes, young miss, young master." 

A servant clad in a neat black and white uniform bowed at the two mysterious people and slowly walked away from the VVIP seat. 

Once the servant was gone, the first mysterious person clasped her hands with a perverted grin on her face. 

"HEHEHHEEHHE, brother! To think that we would find such a unique spirit here...slurp!"

"Don't drool, sister. You're so unladylike."

The other mysterious person with an identical face to the first person pinched his temple but then, an identical grin also appeared on his face. 

"Ohohoho! An F-rank spirit but his strength can rival a D-rank spirit! Ah, ah! Ah! Is this an irregular spirit??" 

As summoners, both of them were interested in a little-known spirit who would turn into big shots in the future! 

"Hehehe, brother, you're also interested, right? But that Red Riding Hood...she is such a cutie!!" 

"A five-year-old summoner...either she's a prodigy or she disguises herself as a kid."

"Tsk. That's true. I've seen a lot of such weirdos who like to pretend to be kids. That spirit is more interesting!" 

"I agree, my dear sister."

"Let's see, is this spirit registered in the Spirit Encyclopedia?" 

The white-haired girl murmured as she took out a thin book from thin air. 

Then, the girl opened the book, placed her hand on the open page and a stream of mana was injected into the paper. 

The thin papers immediately glowed with a mesmerizing blue light and a light projection panel popped out from the book. 

"F-rank spirit, Humanoid spirit...an Earth element..." 

The girl browsed through the magic projection while the black-haired boy next to her peeked at the panel. 

But no matter how hard the girl searched for Castra, his name wasn't recorded in the Spirit Encyclopedia. 

"Is this...a new, undiscovered spirit??" 

The boy turned his eyes away from the magic projection and looked at Castra, who was calmly accepting the rain of arrows without a single damage. 

His eyes immediately shone like a greedy wolf. 

"Only spirits who are a few months old aren't recorded in the encyclopedia yet!! Or maybe he has not been summoned until now?!" 

"Brotherrr, this is a good thing! Let's input the info about this new spirit. We will get a little commission~ " 

"Heh, sister. We don't lack that little money." The boy waved his hand and a fierce glint flashed in his eyes. 

"Before other summoners know about this spirit, we should get close to him and tie him with a VIP contract!" 

This is our precious future big-shot spirit! 

It was at this time that the servant returned with the information that the girl and the boy needed. 

"Here it is, the information you wanted, young master, young miss." 

The servant handed over a thin brown paper and the boy immediately snatched it from the servant's hand. 

The two of them almost stuck their heads to each other while scrambling to read the paper. 

"Let's see! Let's see! What kind of legendary spirit is this, hehehehehe— "

The two people read with utmost expectation but after a few minutes....

The two people's faces changed into a "scream" painting. 

"Oh, no, brother! Is this serious? This spirit has been summoned five times in total and this time is his sixth summon..." 

"Sister, the summoners who have summoned this spirit complained in the Summoner Forume Magic Book about how bad this spirit is!!" 

"Ah! The last summoner, Mario, the current fighter in the arena, once said that this spirit has five 1 star reviews in a row— " 

"He even reported this spirit directly!"

Hell!! How come this spirit's track record is so bad? 

They could only see the spirit's rank at a glance, but looking at his performance and various skills, shouldn't he be better than his track record? 

What's wrong with the bad news?? 

The twins looked at each other and they slumped to their seats in unison. 

It seems that they can't act rashly. 

Let's just keep an eye on this spirit and see if he's a real deal or just a con man. 

"But, brother, is it just me or is the arena shaking a lot today?" 

The girl ruffled her silver white hair as she tapped her feet impatiently. 

Ever since that new spirit threw poops at the fire archer, the ground had been shaking slightly a few times. 

"Maybe it's the fire archer's fire arrows that make the ground tremble slightly, dear sister."

The black-haired boy patted his twins' shoulder but almost slapped her to death. 

"Ow! Brother!!" 

"Sorry, sorry! Anyway, it might be because the beast spirits are fighting. Look, they create so much sand and dust..." 

To be honest, it's not fighting. It's just a one-sided beating. 

"But hey, I'm still curious about how that unregistered spirit makes the arrows completely miss him so accurately." 

The boy wondered, just like many other audiences. 

If someone were to ask Castra, he would proudly puff out his chest and smirk. 

The answer is— 

Bad! Luck! 

Yes! That sh*t luck made Archie the fire archer unlucky, so how could his arrows hit the target? 

Say thank you to donor Garfin for his precious poop donation!! 

Luv you~ (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~ 

Others couldn't see it, but Castra could see the ominous dark aura around Archie, as if he was about to meet an even greater misfortune! 

Archie had shot a lot of fire arrows with his mana and Mario had even injected his natal spirit with more mana, but...

None of the arrows could even touch the corner of Castra's pants. 

All of them just disappeared in vain! 

"No! No! This can't be!!!" Archie staggered and almost fell to the ground with a pale face. 

His proud archery, his innate talent and skill as an archer spirit...

None of them work! 

"Fake spirit!! What did you do, huh?? You must have done something!!" 

Archie roared at Castra while shooting his last few arrows before his mana was depleted. 

Castra just casually watched the arrows kiss the sand around him while smiling with an innocent face. 

"Eh? I don't know, ah~ Maybe you're just unlucky? The ground has been shaking a lot, so that's why your aim is not accurate!" 

Castra shrugged and found a casual response, but he secretly wondered. 

How come the ground is shaking even harder than before? 

It can't be Mario shaking his a*s, right?

Archie and Mario, who were already on the edge of their strength, also noticed the anomaly. 

No matter how much the beast spirits make a fuss, the ground can't be shaking this much! 

The audiences also felt the increasingly bigger tremor and some of the sharp ones noticed something. 

"Ah! It's not just the ground that is shaking! The arena...the entire arena is shaking!!" 

! Is it an earthquake, or— 

BOOM!

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