Castra slid to the ground like a noodle and almost blended with the sand and dung.
It's over. It's really over!
Poo didn't even bat an eyelid at Castra who had turned into a soft noddle.
He actually took out a cheerleader pom pom out of nowhere and started to dance.
[Go, go, host, host! You can do this! Five minutes! Five minutes! ⁽⁽ଘ( >w< )ଓ⁾⁾ ]
Every word stabbed Castra's heart and the soft "noddleman" gradually solidified into a certain humanoid spirit.
"Okay, it's just beating up a C-rank monster. As long as the monster doesn't attack, it's doable, haha. Hahaha."
Castra laughed dryly as he looked at the gigantic dung beetle monster and he subconsciously clenched his fists.
There's nothing that a shovel, a poop and a fist can't solve!
"Everyone!! Attack the boss monster with everything you have!!"
Castra's shouts attracted the attention of the mob monsters and even the boss monster itself, but before the boss monster could move, Cecily and Mario had already acted.
"Go! Use all of your skills, my babies!"
"Evelyone, hele come the buff!"
Cecily, whose spirit was a healer, had more skills than just healing skills.
After all, a summoner would also have skills related to what skills their natal spirits had.
"Activate [Spling Bleeze]!"
[Spring Breeze]
Skill rank: C
The next second, a gentle breeze with the scent of spring and grass wafted over everyone's body and for a moment, everyone felt so light, as if all their fatigues disappeared overnight.
"Ohhhh! This buff is good! Then, I'll also use my skill." Mario cracked his fists and neck before he shouted with all of his might,
"Activate [Sea of Fire]!"
[Sea of Fire]
Skill rank: A
With a wave of Mario's hand, the ground beneath the boss monster's feet suddenly changed into a sea of fire and it kept spreading to the surrounding mob monsters.
Even from a certain distance, one could feel the heat from the [Sea of Fire]!
But when the sea of fire touched the allies, everyone felt nothing, as if the sea of fire didn't exist at all.
Oh, it's an illusion.
Of course, if one day Mario leveled up to a higher rank, he might be able to use the real [Sea of Fire].
Castra saw Mario's skill and he once again had an urge to bury the man in the sea of poop.
If you have such a good skill, why didn't you use it during the fight against the rooster monster?!
And this guy also didn't use any skills when fighting Cecily, why is that?
The reason is that...
Mario staggered and he plopped to the ground with his face stuck in the sand.
"G-guys, I-I have done my best...I-I'll take a break now....zzzz....zzzz..."
Mario was knocked out in an instant.
!!
"I knew it! Twat kind of skwill needs a lot of mana!"
Cecily slapped her thigh excitedly and was secretly relieved that Mario wasn't a genius or anything that she thought of.
Castra twitched his lips at Mario's reckless behaviour but the good thing is, a summon spirit could still move and do anything even when their summoner was unconscious.
As for the mana needed to pay them? Hm, put it on the tab.
So, dear summoners, please use summon spirits more often, thank you!
While the two fire beast spirits were wreaking havoc and Garfin was inflicting pain all over the giant beetle's legs, Castra also did his own thing.
He slowly crept closer to the boss monster, heading towards its belly.
"DUUUU!"
Swish! Swish! Swish!
The monster kept swinging its feet towards Garfin, who was harassing it non stop.
The sharp wind blew past Castra's head, cutting a few of his hair.
If he wasn't quick enough to duck, his head would be the one being cut!
With sweat dripping to his chin, Castra held his breath and continued to bypass the wild feet until he arrived right below the monster's belly.
Because the monster was huge, it couldn't move nimbly. The space under its belly became a "safe bunker".
Poo wondered what his host was going to do.
Use Nyan Nyan Punch? But it was on a super long cool down, unaffected even by the Leapfrog Fighter title.
Castra…Castra feigned an attack in the east and attacked the west.
He suddenly threw Llyod— towards Garfin's rear!
Swoosh!
Garfin only felt a chill down its spine when Castra suddenly shouted,
"Laxative…skill!"
BEEP. [Laxative Skill is activated!]
Garfin felt a familiar push to his rear and then…
His beloved chocolate balls flew out of his body one after another, flying around cheerfully.
Garfin: …THIS TRICK AGAIN!
Garfin finally exploded! He ignored the boss monster and roared at Castra, itching to slap him to death.
"HOOMAN, YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!!"
But Castra quickly scooped the poop, enduring his itchy body while yelling apologetically at Garfin.
"I'm sorry, your majesty! I need this to defeat the big boss! Really! Trust me!"
DUNG! [You have collected a flying *beep* × 1]
DUNG! [You have collected a flying *beep* × 1]
This time, Castra collected a total of fifteen balls.
Wow, Garfin was so productive!
Without wasting time, Castra used the skill that had long been ready to use.
"Sh*t Luck— come forth!"
"Target: the big boss!"
DUNG! [Sh*t Luck skill is activated~ ]
The fifteen flying poops obediently flew towards the head of the big monster and before the monster could react to the unique and exciting smell of its favourite thing…
The things dropped to its head.
Splash!
An invisible dark, ominous aura immediately shrouded the big monster, but the monster didn't care.
It quickly tried to scoop the precious thing on its head but upon a closer look…
The thing suddenly lost its "flavour". It turned into an ordinary poop, as if sucked dry by something.
Big boss: ! Nooo! The babies!!
"DUUU!"
The enraged boss didn't notice Castra who was standing below its belly, holding his giant shovel.
Without a second thought, Castra thrust the shovel into the softest belly with all of his might.
"Llyod, Mega, THRUSTTTT!!!"
Stab! Stab! Stab!
An F-rank spirit's bound weapon should not even leave a scratch on the monster's belly, even if it was its weakest part, but then…
That magical sh*t Luck worked wonders.
With a single push, the big boss suddenly found its body tilting heavily and then…
BOOM!