Adult Sasuke and Jiraiya's group finally arrived at the scene.
Seeing his "young wife" Naruto tied to a pillar by Otsutsuki Urashiki and about to be tortured, Sasuke immediately used the last of his Chakra to activate Amenotejikara, swapping positions with Naruto.
Poof.
Naruto was saved, teleported to safety, while Sasuke was now instantly bound to the pillar in his place.
"Oh? Space-Time Ninjutsu? Finally, it's getting interesting," Tobirama commented upon seeing this through the crystal ball.
"..."
Makoto could only be grateful that no one else here knew the full extent of Amenotejikara's effects, otherwise, everyone would be roasting Sasuke right now.
During the Fourth Great Ninja War's final battle, Sasuke used this Rinnegan ability to swap Madara into his sword, or teleport Kaguya into a chidori.
He never needed to swap his own body into danger..
But now...
Could it be that Sasuke has developed a masochistic tendency? Does he enjoy being tied up now?
"No, wait. Doesn't he have Space-Time Ninjutsu? Why isn't he using it to escape? His ability seems to let him swap with objects—he could just swap with any random stone, or even with Naruto's headband if necessary!"
Tobirama grew anxious seeing Sasuke remain motionless after the swap.
It was like watching a player with a max-level character who didn't know the controls!
"Sasuke had his Chakra hooked away earlier. He's currently as weak as Izuna after you hit him with the Flying Thunder God Slash."
"Oh, that explains it."
Hearing Makoto's explanation, Tobirama nodded, satisfied with the analogy.
"Then isn't Sasuke in danger?" Itachi frowned, worried about his foolish little brother.
"Indeed, he's in danger." Sarutobi Hiruzen also looked tense.
With their strongest fighter captured and defenseless, surely the enemy would go for the kill to eliminate the biggest threat? Just like a few days ago, when Otsutsuki Momoshiki woke up and immediately tried to blind Sasuke's Rinnegan.
So, what did our terrifying antagonist, Urashiki-sama, do?
Urashiki smirked evilly.
He pulled back his fishing line, releasing Sasuke from the restraints.
Is he going to decapitate him? Deliver a fatal blow?
Nope!
THWACK.
Urashiki kicked Sasuke square in the nuts.
Sasuke collapsed, curling into a fetal position, clutching his dick.
"Master!!!"
Boruto, who had remained indifferent seeing his father tied up, instantly panicked when he saw his respected master being kicked in the nuts.
His brain worked rapidly, his "unpredictable ninja" combat intelligence shining through once again!
"Otsutsuki Urashiki, take this!"
Boruto created two shadow clones and charged at Urashiki.
"This kid's Chakra is pathetic compared to Naruto. Just two clones?" Hiruzen sighed, disappointed.
"How can he save Sasuke with that?"
"Not necessarily. If this kid knows Space-Time Ninjutsu, he might have a plan," Tobirama said, analyzing the tactical possibilities.
As Urashiki saw Boruto charging, he grinned and raised his hand to grab the boy by the throat.
"Take this! Sexy Jutsu: Otsutsuki Harem!"
Poof.
Two figures appeared in a puff of pink smoke right in front of Urashiki.
One was Momoshiki wearing a pristine white wedding dress, looking like a blushing bride.
The other was Kinshiki wearing black lace lingerie that was struggling to contain his massive bulk.
The two struck alluring poses and pounced toward Urashiki!
Squish.
Urashiki was stunned, but his hand reaching for Boruto didn't retract in time.
Instead, he grabbed directly onto Lingerie Kinshiki's massive, oily pectoral muscle.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Urashiki let out a ghostly scream of pure psychological trauma, swinging his fishing rod frantically to disperse the bridal Momoshiki and the seductive Kinshiki.
By the time the smoke cleared, the real Boruto had already rescued Sasuke.
"Filthy brat! How dare you use such low-level Ninja Techniques to defile the honor of the Otsutsuki Clan!"
Urashiki glared viciously at Boruto, his eyes bloodshot.
It was over!
Now his mind was filled with images of Momoshiki in a dress and Kinshiki in lace!
Momoshiki was bad enough, but Kinshiki's looks like a morbidly obese stripper... who could withstand that mental damage?
The audience on Makoto's side also fell into stunned silence.
"Naturally depraved Senju old man..."
Uchiha Hikari finally clenched her fists, her face flushed red with second-hand embarrassment. She squeezed the words out through gritted teeth.
"Naturally evil Uchiha brat! What does this have to do with me?!" Tobirama snapped, clearly offended.
"This Boruto is that Uzumaki Naruto's child, right? Makoto just said that Uzumaki Naruto also knows the Sexy Technique, meaning Boruto is influenced by Naruto."
"Uzumaki Naruto is Jiraiya's student, and Jiraiya is Sarutobi's student. Both of them are lecherous old men, meaning this tradition has been continuous."
"So, who was Sarutobi's teacher? Who is the true origin and source of this depravity? Hmm?"
Hikari analyzed the "Lineage of Perversion," finally raising her chin to look at the speechless Tobirama.
"SARUTOBIIII! You disgraceful student! You ruined my legacy!"
Tobirama felt utterly aggrieved.
He never imagined that one day his reputation would be ruined simply because he was Sarutobi Hiruzen's teacher!
He invented the Flying Thunder God, he invented Edo tensei, he created the Ninja Academy!
But now.... now history would remember him as the Great-Grandfather of the Sexy Jutsu!
"Tobirama... I never expected you to be this kind of person," Hashirama said with a stern expression of condemnation.
"Little Hikari was right to critisize you."
"HUUUH?"
Tobirama looked at his brother in shock.
'Wait, brother, aren't you cutting ties a bit too quickly? Besides, aren't we BOTH Sarutobi's teachers?!'
"Tobirama, this technique must be another Forbidden Jutsu you developed in secret, right? Sigh..... I told you not to invent random things when you're lonely," Hashirama sighed disappointedly.
"Go eat shit, brother! Don't you dare lump this trash in with my masterpieces! And even if you try to simp for that Uchiha brat, she won't pay attention to you!"
Tobirama wore an expression like he was constipated, as if he'd eaten something disgusting.
'As if I would develop something like the Sexy Technique? Just because I invented everything else doesn't mean you can pin this on me!'
..
After all the commotion, everyone turned back to the screen.
They still hadn't missed anything.
For some reason, what should have been a top-speed battle became sluggish in the hands of Otsutsuki Urashiki.
After rescuing Naruto and Sasuke, Boruto's group began their retreat.
Once they reached the outside, they were intercepted by Urashiki floating in the air.
Seeing this, Makoto breathed a slight sigh of relief.
At least Urashiki's brain was functioning somewhat normally this time.
In the original anime storyline, after Naruto was rescued, Urashiki inexplicably disappeared for several days, allowing Naruto and Boruto to train their combined Rasengan and strengthen their bond.
One might have thought Urashiki had gone to the red-light district and lost track of time.
Or perhaps, like them, he was hiding somewhere secretly watching a livestream.
"Rasengan!"
Faced with Urashiki's relentless pressure (standing there), Jiraiya finally made his move, thrusting a Rasengan towards the Otsutsuki.
How would Urashiki respond?
Whoosh!
Oh?!
Urashiki revealed his Rinnegan and instantly teleported behind Jiraiya, piercing Jiraiya's body with his fishing rod!
Was a high-level battle finally about to begin?
"Hiss... huh?"
Tobirama, watching the scene through the Telescope Technique, felt something was off.
"Regardless of the ability... why did it seem like Urashiki deliberately avoided Jiraiya's vital points?"
"If you're going to pierce the body, why not go for the heart? Or the neck? What's the point of targeting the shoulder with a lethal weapon?"
Makoto was equally speechless.
Urashiki pulled a "King Crimson" time-skip move, teleported behind the enemy... and then politely poked him in the shoulder like he was giving a vaccination!
Is he trying to kill them, or is he giving them a free accupunture?