Urashiki was poisoned.
Jiraiya began to explain, saying that the toad's stomach contained highly acidic gas.
Because Urashiki had recklessly spammed his time rewind ability, he had technically spent hours inhaling the fumes while only minutes passed for everyone else.
The toxins built up in his system, and he collapsed.
In other words, Otsutsuki Urashiki's physical constitution and poison resistance were about the same as a sickly civilian.
Maybe worse.
Jiraiya and the others showed no signs of poisoning at all.
Even if Urashiki had several times the toxins, the poisoning shouldn't have been too severe, yet he collapsed directly like a frail old man.
But then, Urashiki's 'Aura of dumbass' struck again!
Following normal logic, since Jiraiya and the others were fine and Urashiki was puking his guts out, the best approach would be to attack immediately, finish him off, and then leave the stomach.
Attacking now would either kill him or force him to burn his trump cards while weakened.
Both were the optimal choices.
Yet, Jiraiya miraculously chose to cancel the summoning, and the toad's stomach disappeared with a poof.
"..."
Naruto formed a Rasengan, and Boruto used a Wind Release gale on Naruto's ass, launching him forward like a human missile!
The previously weakened Urashiki suddenly felt much more comfortable in the fresh air.
Though still somewhat weak, he could move again.
"AHHHHHH!!"
Urashiki madly swung his fishing rod, venting his rage.
Then he was hit in the abdomen by Naruto's Rasengan, crashed into the rock wall, fell to the ground, and lay motionless.
"Yay! How about we call this move 'Naruto Stream'?"
"Wh-what's a stream?"
Boruto and Naruto started cheering and chatting happily, high-fiving over the unconscious body of an interdimensional threat.
Even Jiraiya smiled, watching them banter like a proud grandpa.
...
Bam!
Seeing this through the crystal ball, Tobirama in the distance was furious again.
"You idiots! FINISH HIM OFF!!!!!" Tobirama was really getting fed up!
First, they abandoned the advantage of the toad's stomach, then after defeating him, they started chatting instead of delivering the final blow.
"The Rasengan didn't even pierce his skin! What makes you think he's dead?! Is your Rasengan poisoned too? With lethal stupidity?!"
Tobirama was going crazy.
He felt a spiritual connection to Gengetsu Hozuki (the Second Mizukage), who spent his entire reanimation time yelling at his opponents for being dumb!
...
At this moment, Makoto, Sasuke, and Itachi arrived on the scene.
Seeing Boruto and his father celebrating after landing one hit, Makoto was instantly speechless.
"Are they treating the Rasengan like it's Kaguya's Ash-Killing Bone? One hit kill?" Makoto muttered sarcastically.
The next second, Makoto picked up the fishing rod that had been knocked away from Urashiki and approached him.
"Thank goodness! Makoto is here!" Tobirama sighed in relief. "Finally, someone competent to finish the job."
But then, he saw Makoto crouch down and return the weapon to Urashiki's hand.
"Wait... Makoto, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!" Tobirama screamed.
'Had Makoto also been infected by the Aura of dumbass?'
Of course not.
He was thinking that it was rare to encounter a legitimate Otsutsuki, even if this one was somewhat weak in both intelligence and strength, only rely on gimmicks.
In that case, he had to try to see if he could trigger the acquisition of a new ability.
Especially since Urashiki was a "harmless character."
Compared to Isshiki, who could shatter a Susanoo with a polite elbow tap, Urashiki's attacks couldn't even tear Sasuke's shirt.
However, Makoto didn't let his guard down completely.
He specifically instructed Sasuke to keep an eye on things.
Didn't Sasuke have five uses of Amenotejikara? This was the perfect time to use them.
But Makoto's requirements were a bit high—he needed Sasuke to recall how he used it when he first obtained the Rinnegan, during his battles against Madara and Kaguya.
Not like before, where he used the "swap myself into danger" method.
Sasuke pointed out that this method would consume more Eye Power and Chakra, and he might only be able to use it two or three times.
Thud.
Makoto kicked Urashiki awake.
"Huh?"
Urashiki woke up from his nap to find his fishing rod in his hand.
After a moment of confusion, he smirked sinisterly.
"Foolish lower life forms...you are only fit to be chakra pills!"
As he spoke, he swung the fishing rod, aiming the hook straight at Makoto's chest.
"Don't hook there, that's sexual harassment," Makoto deadpanned, sidestepping slightly so the hook caught his arm instead.
Snag.
It didn't matter where it hooked—as long as it made contact, the Chakra drain would trigger.
'Come on, give me a new skill.'
"Haha, I..."
Urashiki yanked the fishing rod forcefully, then stared blankly at the empty hook.
Nothing? Again?
"So that's how it is. Thank you, Otsutsuki Urashiki," Makoto said, glancing at his palm.
The natural energy stored within his body was rapidly depleting and the ability he gained from Urashiki's attack was awakening.
"Damn it!" Urashiki was furious. Unable to hook Makoto's Chakra, his plan was exposed and it was too late to change tactics.
He grabbed his fish basket and shoved the entire basket into his mouth.
Crunch.
"Not enough... I need more power!"
Muttering that it wasn't enough, he gouged out his own Rinnegan eyes.
Holding the bloodied Rinnegan in his hands, Urashiki began to laugh eerily before stuffing them into his mouth.
It seems the Otsutsuki Clan's awakening and power bursts are all related to eating.
Urashiki eating his own eyes and fish basket, Momoshiki eating Kinshiki, and others consuming pills or fruits.
In this light, Makoto having Sasuke drink... milk... to awaken his Rinnegan was perfectly reasonable.
It aligns with their cultural traditions of oral consumption.
"Gulp."
"Hahahahaha!"
Urashiki stuffed the "Rinnegan" into his mouth, laughing maniacally as he chewed and swallowed.
This scene made everyone, including Makoto who was standing nearby, shudder in fear and take a step back.
"T-That's terrifying!" Naruto clung to Jiraiya in fear.
"He's crazy!" Boruto also clung to Naruto in terror.
Sasuke, however, glanced down at the two Rinnegan eyes in his own palms and fell into silence.
That's right.
While Urashiki was busy monologuing and gouging his eyes out, Sasuke had used Amenotejikara to swap a lump of animal shit on the ground with the Rinnegan in Urashiki's hand!
Thus, the scene unfolded.
Urashiki stuffed the shit into his mouth, chewing with relish.
Dark brown 'sauce' smeared across his lips as he swallowed.
"I FEEL THE POWER!" he roared, as the shit keep dripping from his teeth.
Everyone wondered: Since Urashiki had no eyes, did he also lose his sense of smell and taste?
And the texture... didn't he find it odd that the "eyes" were soft and... mushy?
"Thank you... you inferior creatures."
Just as everyone was trying not to vomit from watching Urashiki's scat-fetish mukbang, "Boruto" suddenly appeared behind Urashiki, floating mid-air with one hand pressed against Urashiki's head.
'Is this... Momoshiki making his appearance?' Sasuke and Jiraiya tensed up.
As for Makoto...
Makoto had been closely observing the situation the entire time.
Just now... it wasn't a matter of speed or lack of awareness.
Momoshiki had stopped time—there was no doubt about it.