At the Exe Mansion
Curse: Where is everyone?
Diablo: No way
Coronation Day: They probably went to smoke cilantro
Sarah: SATAN!!!
Satanos: What do you want, bitch?
Sarah: Where did everyone go?
Satanos: I heard Somari stole the winning lottery ticket, so they went on tour
Diablo: Where to?
Coronation Day: To Latin America...
Curse: How do you know?
Coronation Day: Points at the TV-
Chilean Reporter: In other news, another earthquake hit Chile -looks at Xeno- What do you think, sir?
Xeno: That at least I won't have to pay the Capitalist back
Dictador: -emerges from the rubble- GIVE ME MY MONEY
Peruvian Reporter: How did you all get trapped here?
MX: We don't know where to go, everything is brown.
Horror M: -Stole reporter's mic- THE TOWN IS BROWN AND THE GROUND IS BROWN, EVERYTHING I SEE IS BROWN!!!.
Omega: Shut up! -punches him.
MX: Besides, it turns out that even if you're poor in Venezuela, you're a millionaire here.
Rewrite: BUT IT'S WORTHLESS! -throws the Peruvian coin.
Bolivian Reporter: -on a boat- What do you think about the pools?
IHY: -on a float with cool sunglasses- Do you mean the regular ones or the whole city?
Devil: Wet.
GB: And how did you expect it to be?
Kolossos chases L Is Real around the Olympic pool.
Venezuelan Reporter: What are they doing?
Cyclops and LG approached each other in epic JoJo's style.
Turmoil: How am I supposed to know? I'm blinder that the pink hedgehog.
Stanley: They're going to fight over who's the best One-Eyed.
Fleet: Well, too bad, because everyone else is better.
Wacky: Yeah, because we all have two eyes.
The people in the mansion looked at the bunch of traumatizing idiots.
Diablo: These idiots...
Coronation Day: I'm surprised the others aren't here.
Sarah: Shouldn't Somari be with them?
Somari: Nah.
Satanos: What the hell are you doing here?
Somari: I gave them the tickets and then told Majin and Furnance that they didn't invite them.
Starved: Have you seen my cook?
Curse: There it is -points to the TV
Peruvian reporter: In breaking news, a hedgehog that looks like a 1700's oven is chasing a furry human
Omega: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU CHASING ME!?
Furnance: BECAUSE I WASN'T INVITED!!!
Rewrite: This is entertaining -eats 2 kilos of empanadas
Colombian reporter: And how did he die?
Majin: It was a shame, the tanned one got hit by a meteorite while walking
Majin: And Lord X was swallowed by the earth
Lucas: Are there more pipián empanadas?
Cyclops: ZAOWARRRRRRRRRRRR DO -over there in Venezuela
LG: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT -another one over there in Venezuela
Me: Enough text already
The End :D