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Hawkins File No. 16

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Hawkins was never supposed to have more than one monster. It was supposed to be Eleven. Years before the Upside Down bled into reality, Hawkins Lab ran a second experiment one that never made the reports. Subject No. 16 was not born powerful. He was reshaped. Reincarnated with fragments of a past life he can barely remember, No. 16 grows up inside white rooms and observation glass, his memories stripped away by trauma and procedure. What remains is instinct. Direction. Force. He cannot lift minds or crush skulls like the others but he can alter vectors, bend motion, redirect impact, and tilt reality just enough to survive. When a containment failure ripples through Hawkins, forgotten files resurface and No. 16 slips into the world outside the lab. As strange deaths, impossible physics, and missing children begin to overlap, the town edges closer to a truth it was never meant to uncover. While Eleven tears open doors between worlds, No. 16 moves quietly in the shadows, changing outcomes by a few inches, a few seconds, a single wrong direction. Some experiments break the world. Others learn how to push it without being seen. Hawkins File: No. 16 is a slow-burn supernatural thriller about lost identity, controlled power, and the terrifying idea that the most dangerous weapon isn’t raw strength but precision.
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Chapter 1 - Do not read

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!