Little sneakpeak of their chat
š± Group Chat: "Academically Hopeless"
(created by Neel because "someone had to take responsibility")
Neel:
Attendance check
Everyone alive?
Samar:
Physically yes
Mentally no
Emotionally blocked by Rhea since 9:42 AM
Rhea:
I literally said "good morning"
Samar:
With trauma in your tone
Neel:
Confirmed. She's possessed.
Kabir:
You people need hobbies.
Neel:
Says the man whose hobby is silence
Samar:
Bro wakes up and chooses "mysterious background music"
Kabir:
Muted.
Neel:
He thinks muting us will mute his problems š
Yuhan:
Please don't fight.
Samar:
Yuhan spoke
Everyone be respectful
Neel:
Sorry sorry
Continue, wise monk
Yuhan:
ā¦never mind.
Samar:
Anyway important topic
Why is Kabir walking like he's in a breakup montage
Kabir:
I'm walking normally.
Rhea:
You're literally counting steps.
Neel:
SHE NOTICED š
Kabir:
Rhea.
Rhea:
Kabir.
Samar:
WOW
Netflix original dialogue
Neel:
Should I leave or do you want privacy in the GROUP CHAT
Neel:
Poll time
Who thinks Kabir and Rhea are one awkward conversation away from disaster?
š š š š
Kabir:
Why do I see four votes.
Samar:
I voted twice emotionally.
Yuhan:
I didn't vote.
Neel:
You voted spiritually.
Rhea:
Can we talk about how Samar stole my pen today?
Samar:
Borrowed.
Rhea:
You chewed it.
Samar:
Stress eating.
Kabir:
Give it back.
Samar:
Why are you suddenly her lawyer?
Neel:
OBJECTION
FEELINGS
Kabir:
Neel shut up.
Neel:
Say it louder for your unresolved emotions.
Samar:
Kabir bhai question
If someone hypothetically cared about someone hypothetically too much
Would hypothetically distancing help?
Kabir:
Yes.
Rhea:
No.
Neel:
OH THIS CHAT JUST TURNED INTO THERAPY
Yuhan:
Distance hurts everyone.
Samar:
Yuhan dropped wisdom again
Please clap
šššš
Neel:
Breaking news
Karthik Sharma liked my story
Rhea:
WHY IS MY BROTHER ON YOUR INSTAGRAM
Samar:
Big brother approval arc unlocked
Kabir:
He followed me too.
Neel:
BRO IS COLLECTING YOU ALL LIKE POKĆMON
Rhea:
I'm muting this chat.
Samar:
She says that every time she's emotionally attacked.
Kabir:
Don't mute.
Rhea:
Why?
Kabir:
ā¦Because.
Neel:
BECAUSE WHAT SIR
USE WORDS
THIS IS A CHAT
Yuhan:
I think he meansā¦ stay.
Samar:
Aww
We're trauma-bonded.
Neel:
Final statement of the day
We are one bad decision away from chaos
And I, for one, am excited.
Samar:
Same.
Yuhan:
Please don't.
Kabir:
Good night.
Rhea:
Good night.
(typing bubbles appearā¦ disappearā¦ appear again)
Neel:
WHY DID THAT FEEL LOADED???
The angst wasn't gone.
It just learned how to laugh.
ā Karthik Sharma added to the group
Neel:
ā¦
WHY IS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT HERE
Samar:
Who invited authority???
Rhea:
NEEL.
Neel:
I DID NOT TOUCH ANYTHING I SWEAR
Karthik Sharma:
Relax kids
I clicked the wrong button
Samar:
Sir this is a safe space for nonsense
Karthik Sharma:
I can see that.
Karthik Sharma:
So
Which one of you is Neel
Neel:
š hi bhaiya
big fan
huge respect
pls don't judge me by past messages
Karthik Sharma:
Too late.
Samar:
Bhaiya I'd like to clarify
Everything said here is satire
Karthik Sharma:
Your entire personality seems like satire.
Samar:
ā¦fair.
Karthik Sharma:
Yuhan?
Yuhan:
Yes bhaiya.
Karthik Sharma:
You seem sensible.
Neel:
He's the control group.
Samar:
We keep him to remind us what sanity looks like.
Karthik Sharma:
Kabir.
Kabir:
Yes bhaiya.
Karthik Sharma:
Why are you so quiet here but loud in real life?
Neel:
OHHHHHH
Samar:
DIRECT HIT
Kabir:
I talk when needed.
Karthik Sharma:
Good answer.
Still suspicious.
Rhea:
Can we please stop this interrogation.
Karthik Sharma:
Relax choti. I'm bonding.
Neel:
THIS IS BONDING???
Samar:
Bhaiya blink twice if this is a threat.
Karthik Sharma:
So tell me
Why is my sister always walking home tired?
Neel:
Because she carries all of us emotionally.
Samar:
And academically.
Kabir:
And responsibly.
Karthik Sharma:
Hmm.
Rhea:
STOP SAYING HMM.
Karthik Sharma:
Kabir
Do you take care of her?
Kabir:
Yes.
Neel:
VERY YES.
Samar:
CAPS LOCK YES.
Yuhan:
Always.
Karthik Sharma:
Good.
Rhea:
?????
Karthik Sharma:
One more thing.
Neel:
Sir we're scared.
Samar:
Emotionally or legally?
Karthik Sharma:
If any of you ever hurt herā
Neel:
WE WILL DISAPPEAR FROM THE INTERNET
Samar:
CHANGE NAMES
MOVE CITIES
Kabir:
It won't happen.
Karthik Sharma:
I know.
(pause)
Rhea:
I hate all of you.
Karthik Sharma:
You love me.
Neel:
WHY IS THIS FAMILY SO CONFIDENT
Samar:
Bhaiya important question
Can we keep you in the group?
Karthik Sharma:
Why?
Samar:
You're terrifying but funny.
Neel:
And we need adult supervision.
Karthik Sharma:
Fine.
Rhea:
NO.
Karthik Sharma:
Yes.
Group info updated:
Karthik Sharma changed group description to:
"Behave. She's watching."
Neel:
I'M DELETING MY PHONE.
Samar:
This group will be studied in psychology.
Yuhan:
Good night everyone.
Kabir:
Good night.
Rhea:
ā¦good night.
(typing bubble from Kabir appears, disappears)
Karthik Sharma:
Kabir.
Don't overthink.
Kabir:
I won't, bhaiya.
Neel:
WHY DID THAT FEEL LIKE A BLESSING???