"Goddamn It's Dark in this bitch" I say as I 'look around' and see nothing but darkness, I can move as if it's a pitch black room and not physical darkness
"I like it dark but it's always a pain visiting others domains. I have to wear sunglasses when I visit my siblings." I hear a voice say
"Uhh, can I at least have this conversation face to face?" I ask as I mess with the air, my depth perception completely fucked due to the darkness.
"Nah, don't wanna, too busy right now" I hear the voice say as I hear sounds of a game being played
"....are you playing Marvel Rivals right now?" I ask as I cross my arms
"...nooo~ I'm just uhh...Vibing" the voice says
"Hehe...vibing in Marvel rivals, even when I 'vibed' in that Fuckass game it was only when I played a character I didn't care about and was still yelling at my screen" I say as I sigh
"GODDAMNIT, WHY IN THE FUCK IS BUCKY STILL ALIVE, I HAD HIS ENTIRE TEAM ON ME-ARE THEY FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT THEIR K/D RIGHT NOW!? FUCKING IDIOTS!" The voice yells out as I hear Galacta? Console their team.
"So uh...did I die?" I ask as I grow annoyed and am also getting a creepy feeling from being surrounded in darkness.
"Yeah, who knew blowing Ice Agents heads off would get you shot? Not I~" the voice says as I get a bit embarrassed.
"Well...whatever, I know you wanna Queue up again, why am I here...is this Limbo?" I ask
"Nah, imma send you to a world blah blah blah, all that web novel shit" they say as I feel excitement vibrate in me-no diddy.
"How many wishes do I get? And what world?" I ask
"Dispatch, I know you love that game, all save slots used, you little freak" they say as I scoff
"Believe it or not I really loved the gameplay aspect, really hoped they would've added an infinite mode" I say with a sigh
"But it's so Boringgg~" they say
"Meh, it was fun to me, can't go wrong with controlled gambling" I say with a shrug
"Bleh, anyways you get one wish, quite literally anything, that world's small potatoes." They say
"Well, can I get a Template?" I ask
"Hm? A template?...sure, who ya pickin?" They ask as I feel the excitement come back in waves.
"Choso" I say
"Choso?" They ask
"Choso"
"...why him?" They ask in a very 'the fuck?' Way
"Well, Blood Manipulations pretty cool and uh-well-He's the kind of Older Brother I should've been." I say which leaves a bitter feeling in my throat
"Sukuna or Gojo would've been cool but honestly too flashy and Overpowered for Dispatch, I don't know why but I just wanna be Semi overpowered, that and Choso's kinda cool, cool design and ideology" I say
"Would you like for it to be percentage based or like a-boom, Choso's entire arsenal, Efficiency and Experience instantly unlocked like a literal card being inserted into you-no diddy." They say
"Like a card being swiped into my brain yeah." I say with a nod
"Mm, alright, literal birth or consciousness gain? I recommend Consciousness gain, gonna be in mental agony if you go through with starting from literal Zero" They say
I sigh
"Literal birth" I say
"...better have a good reason" they say with Pity as I hear a snap and everything goes white which does fucking wonders for my brain.
"FUUCK I NEED THOSE SUNGLASSES" I fucking babble out....Babble? Ah shit, here we go again
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*Choso POV*
-3 Months Later-
*I stare at the ceiling as I'm being fed by my Grandmother as she argues with who I assume is my Mother, if you could call her that, she's young, mid 20's with brown hair and that's honestly all I care about as I listen to them argue over my shitty 'Father' before I just close my eyes and drown them out, this is my white noise honestly...or brown noise...black noise? Who cares.
I close my eyes and sigh mentally since everyone seems to have Cursed Energy, not enough to utilize it mind you-just enough for there to be cursed spirits I bet, the second I was born I made a binding Vows to not use my Cursed Energy for Ten years in exchange for my Cursed Energy Efficiency to gain a bonus, scaling with the years.
I hoped that by doing this I would be able to utilize Reverse Cursed Energy more efficiently, allowing me to heal others like Sukuna, I hope I can match Sukuna in terms Of Efficiency, Gojo? Please, I'm stupid, not Delusional.
And so I let the year pass by how? By just staring at the Tv and drinking my milk, I was born with the Blood Mark Choso has, the one that looks like someone took a thick Sharpie marker to my face while I slept, guess I'll look Like Choso too.
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*Choso POV*
-1 Year and 9 Months Later-
I'm 2 years old now, chewing on my pacifier as I enjoy the squishy feeling on my teeth...I need to stop using this thing.
I spit it out before I let the temptation keep it in my mouth-no diddy and grind my teeth a bit.
I live in a small home, nothing terrible nor luxurious, just medium, smells like old people cause it's by old people. Grandma's the one who's raising me, my Mother is currently arguing with my Grandmother, usually they argue over small stuff when Grandma gets her in trouble for Manners or Language but it's different today.
This time it's cause she's sporting a damn Baby bump, guess I'll have a little brother, classic Choso. God I hate not having access to Cursed Energy-I could use it but I'd break my Binding vow and 2 years of passive farming and that'd be a bitch, I hate walking in my current state, I'm fucking waddling not walking.
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*Choso POV*
-9 Months Later, 2002-
I'm currently under Grandma's blanket, she brought it due to the cold weather, I'm on a couch? That's attached to the hospital room wall and floor, staring at the firm plastic? Seat listening to my Little brother being born, my Mother grunting as she pushes him out and finally, the wails of my little brother.
"Oh he's adorable!" Grandma says
"You name him" Mother says while out of breath, panting.
"I'll name him...Herman!" Grandma says with joy.
Ah...well, I'll help him out with his confidence issues and hopefully help him get way more proficient in his water powers, I hope to whatever gods there are that his lack of confidence led to him not actually training his powers and not him just being a never ending soggy Sponge.
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