Half an hour later.
On Wang Donger's bed in the Douluo II World.
"Phew."
"Wang Donger's temper is really something. I've been in the A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality World for so long, and she didn't even sleep because of what happened before. She just waited for me, fuming, wanting to fight me."
"She only behaved after I spanked her."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Hoho."
"I was wondering why half an hour had passed since Shen Fan closed the livestream, and there was no new reaction from the livestream or the Diary System. I thought Shen Fan had already fallen asleep. Turns out he was flirting."
Douluo II Wang Dong'er Livestream: "..."
"Using Wang Donger's bottom as a pillow is just comfortable."
"Soft and fragrant."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Nonsense again. How can it only be fragrant? There's also a seafood smell."
Douluo II Wang Dong'er Livestream: "..."
Other female characters in the Livestream: "..."
"Speaking of which."
"Tomorrow, I have to accompany Jiang Nannan to the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt for her fourth spirit ring. I wonder if I'll run into Wang Qiuer."
"If I do, I won't say a word, just pick her up and run."
Douluo II Three-Eyed Golden Lion Livestream: "..."
Other female Spirit Beasts in the Douluo II Star Dou Great Forest Livestream: "..."
"Anyway, those fierce Spirit Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest have never truly cared about Wang Qiuer, this Emperor Rui Beast. Instead of letting my son, Shen Yuhao, ruin her in the future, it's better if I ruin her."
Douluo II and Douluo III and Douluo Four Huo Yuner Livestream: "..."
Douluo II Three-Eyed Golden Lion Livestream: "..."
Douluo II Gu Yuena Livestream: "Nonsense."
"I've said it before, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion is the source of all luck in my entire Star Dou Great Forest. How could we not care about her?"
"At least, if Wang Qiuer follows me, I will absolutely not let Xuan Zi, that old geezer, bully her."
"If Xuan Zi dares to lay a hand on her, I'll strip him naked and nail him to Shrek's city gate."
Shrek female characters in the Douluo II Livestream: "..."
"Unlike in the original work, when Wang Qiuer was bullied, the fierce Spirit Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest didn't even dare to fart."
"With the Spirit Beast race's attitude of not daring to do this or that, how can they still dream of counterattacking the God Realm?"
Douluo II Gu Yuena Livestream: "I've also said this before: the time isn't ripe, so we can only endure. If we act too impulsively, the Dragon God of the past is a lesson to be learned."
"I'm laughing so hard my period is going to be irregular."
Female Spirit Beasts in the Douluo I to Douluo Four Star Dou Great Forest Livestream: "..."
Other female characters in the Livestream: "???"
"Ptooey."
"I read too many of these jokes online and got excited and wrote it wrong."
Other female characters in the Livestream (excluding the female Spirit Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest): "..."
"In fact, I've always believed that the Douluo II Era was the Spirit Beast race's only chance to turn things around."
"Unfortunately, Gu Yuena, the leader of the Spirit Beast race, is a hands-off manager. Besides occasionally drawing a grand vision for her subordinates like Ditian, promising that the Spirit Beast race will surely rise again, she doesn't care about anything else."
"If Gu Yuena had seized the opportunity, used Wang Qiuer's voluntary sacrifice to save Huo Yuhao as a way to forge a good alliance with Huo Yuhao, and then, at all costs, truly helped Huo Yuhao with all her might—not to mention counterattacking the God Realm, but at least allowing the Spirit Beast race to become gods from then on—there would absolutely be no problem."
"However, at that time, Gu Yuena did nothing; she simply ignored Huo Yuhao, this potential stock."
"As a result, with Huo Yuhao and Wang Donger becoming gods and leaving the Douluo Continent, time advanced to the Douluo III Era, ten thousand years later. It was only then that Gu Yuena belatedly realized that if things continued like this, the Spirit Beast race would truly face extinction."
"Now she's in a hurry."
"So, to save the Spirit Beast race, she decided to personally intervene."
"But what the hell were you doing before?"
"You only show up when everything is already irreversible."
"Why didn't you wait until the entire Spirit Beast race was wiped out before showing up?"
Douluo III Gu Yue Livestream: "..."
Douluo I and Douluo II Gu Yuena Livestream: "..."
"What's even more frustrating is that you want to personally intervene, fine."
"But you even played with clones."
"You split yourself into Gu Yue and Na'er."
"Of course, clones are clones, that's fine."
"But you should be doing something productive."
"But you."
"Directly forgot your purpose for coming out and happily fell in love with Tang Wulin."
"Can you be any more unreliable?"
Douluo III Na'er Livestream: "?"
Douluo I and Douluo II Gu Yuena Livestream: "..."
Douluo II Gu Yue Livestream: "..."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Why aren't you writing anymore?"
"Wang Donger, what is Shen Fan doing?"
"He's not 'bullying' you again, is he?"
Douluo II Wang Dong'er Livestream: "..."
"Who knows what he's doing or thinking? Right now, he's just staring blankly at the ceiling."
"I got off topic while writing."
"I was clearly writing about Jiang Nannan and Little Qiuqiu at first."
Douluo II Jiang Nannan Livestream: "..."
Douluo II Three-Eyed Golden Lion Livestream: "..."
"Speaking of Jiang Nannan and Little Qiuqiu, my main task tomorrow is to cultivate my relationship with Jiang Nannan and, by the way, look for Wang Qiuer."
"As for Jiang Nannan hunting for her fourth spirit ring, the reward from this livestream has perfectly solved this problem; I don't need to spend any extra effort on it."
Douluo II Jiang Nannan Livestream: "?"
"Still, as I always say, the Diary System truly is the tapeworm in my stomach."
"It knows my heart so well."
"Originally, when I planned to accompany Jiang Nannan to the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt for her fourth spirit ring this time, I was going to secretly exchange points for a hundred-thousand-year Soft Bones Rabbit Spirit Beast to sacrifice to Jiang Nannan."
"Now it's all good; one of the rewards from this livestream in the A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality World is a hundred-thousand-year Soft Bones Rabbit Spirit Beast that will absolutely not disobey any commands and has no soul. I don't even need to specifically exchange for it."
"Hehehe."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "A woman who is loved is truly happy."
"I also want a hundred-thousand-year dolphin to sacrifice to me."
Douluo II Tang Ya Livestream: "Yes."
"I also want the Blue Silver Emperor to sacrifice to me."
Douluo II Jiang Nannan Livestream: "..."
"However, I must say, I seem to have discovered a new livestream method."
"This time, it's both livestreaming a new World and bringing Nai Qi and Bi Yao, two newcomers, to tour a new World. The combined effect of these two definitely exceeds one plus one equals two."
"This can be seen from the preciousness of the rewards given at the end of the livestream."
"This has given me a very bold idea."
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