**Day 39 Morning Cave**
I'm getting beaten up first thing in the morning.
Last night was morning-after style—she woke me up, we ate together, it was proper "morning kiss" vibes?
I teased a little—"You were super cute yesterday, huh?"—and her face turned bright red. She equipped her armor in a flash, and morning training started! I thought it was gonna be a morning kiss, but it turned into morning demolition!
First of all, even in armor form she has an amazing body. Perfect proportions. Somehow erotic.
No way. Yesterday's impact was too huge. The armor's curves are erotic and keep replaying in my head. I can't concentrate at all. She's dignified, yet last night she was genuinely adorable. The embarrassed look was a little erotic. The slightly pained expression was erotic. Right now I'm the one looking extremely pained—getting demolished. Revenge for last night? Did I overdo it? Yeah… this morning I saw that I gained "Sexual Beast" and "Insatiable." Definitely overdid it. Now I match Committee Chair.
"I'm gonna die—well, HP-wise I'm already dead! Without the 'Soul Shackle Ring' my HP would be zero for sure. This is beyond demolition! The otakus were waving from the other side of the river? I burned them. Burned the whole river though."
No way for a high-school boy. It's burned into my eyes. Thanks to Rōjin Eye, I saw everything perfectly. Thank you. "Supreme Thought" probably has perfect recall—everything is crystal clear. Fighting in this state is insane. I'm barely dodging killing intent right now. Last night was the same. Thinking about it—death! Serious death!
Also, she can speak now. She was alone for so long she forgot how to talk. I want to help her practice, but I have to survive this training first or I'll die. And last night's voice was really cute— "Uwaaaaaaaaaa!!"
That was dangerous!? My neck almost got cut off right now!? For some reason her armor face is bright red, steam coming out? Is the armor a steam engine? I thought I heard "psshuu"? No—that's not the issue! Just now I probably transferred a tiny bit? If I hadn't, my head would be gone. Undodgeable slash, but I slipped out in an instant? Must have been Transfer. Seems like whenever I think weird thoughts or remember things, a fatal strike comes flying. Armor face is bright red too. She's silent so she seems like a cool beauty, but actually super shy. Violent-type shy girl. Currently in full runaway mode. If I don't stop her I'll die. Probably.
"Sorry for teasing? Kinda? But it's true? You were cute?"
I say it while cautiously patting her head.
I patted her head in the labyrinth once and she looked really happy, so I tried again. Risking arm being cut off is scary, but regeneration should make it fine? Is that really fine? But neck is impossible. I want to believe it's impossible. If it grows back I'm not human anymore, right?
The silver armor dyed red. Activity stopped. Somehow I survived. From now on, teasing only a little. Or I'll die. Me.
For now I take the lead into the forest. Having her behind me is dangerous—secret. Okay, next from behind… "Ahem, ahem." No, I'm not thinking anything! Really! Killing intent flew from behind!? Neck is no good!? Probably won't grow back!? Seriously.
The forest is still full of danger. Gotta stay focused. High-school boy, but high-school-boy stuff is sealed. More than a month passed—attendance-wise am I still a high-school boy? Isekai summon counts as unexcused absence?
I try thinking pointless things to distract myself. Even closing my eyes, glossy white skin writhes in my mind—blinking is life-or-death. Man… legs were so long… beautiful, and above all those thighs— "Pashu!" …Thanks, Transfer-san. Looks like I can use Transfer now. Life-crisis activation condition is questionable, but since my life's in danger every five minutes, as long as it saves me I don't care.
Telling a high-school boy to stop high-school-boy stuff is too much, right? I'd get expelled.
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No goblin king, but met kobold king. Lv37. Insanely fast. SpE 300. Slower than me, but wild animal movements are sharp and tough. Still, I can dodge completely, slip through, no head bites. Not for nothing I almost lost my head over 100 times today—seriously over 100! Meaning I remembered over 100 times, but as a high-school boy it can't be helped? Haven't hit four digits yet, so I'm safe.
I parry the kobold king's claw storm with left gauntlet and right staff, then step in.
Stab the staff from behind, pierce the neck. Got him.
I exhale while sensing presences.
Transfer during combat is a dangerous gamble. Fail and I stumble defenseless right in front of the enemy—head definitely bitten.
Armor Committee Chair is back to silver, nodding at the result. Looks like pass.
Okay, enough Transfer for now. It takes insane focus—can't spam. And today I have the worst concentration in my life. I can concentrate infinitely on other things, but remembering puts my life in danger. More dangerous than the demon forest—my life is playing extreme hide-and-seek from embarrassment. If I don't seek it, it'll hide forever. Seriously dangerous!
Only one king. Kobolds everywhere—perfect for training. Need to train fast or extinction crisis starts. Silver flashes sparkle all through the forest? Training! Leave some, please? Even just a little? Really just a little… No, nothing. That jito stare has too much killing intent—it's scary. Three kobolds fainted from the jito killing intent behind me?
Anyway, kobolds seem extinct now. Let's clean upstream shallow zones, head to orc territory. Can't let my guard down, but shallow mobs are good for skill testing. Experiments needed too.
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Evening's approaching—time to head back to town. Two days away might get me yelled at. Returning to cave risks more high-school-boy trouble. Bound to happen. Impossible not to. Even during combat it was dangerous. No—I held back to just peeks? Even if peeks, it's armor? Armor peeks are allowed, right? Still erotic.