The bell above the store door jingled with a metallic clang as a stout figure ducked inside, boots heavy enough to shake the tiles. Beard braided with iron rings, a crown barely visible above his brow, King Lorance of the Dwarves had arrived.
Gallo, behind the counter, froze. "Uh… welcome?"
Lorance's eyes scanned the store like it was a battlefield. Shelves lined with cup noodles, towers of soda cans, and scattered snacks. His nostrils flared. "So this is the legendary place… the one that sells the infamous Turkey Dick."
From the back aisle, Vario peeked out. "If you're going to try that… don't say I didn't warn you."
Bella leaned against the counter. "No refunds. No regrets. Well… maybe some regrets."
Nyx grinned, resting her chin on her hands. "Your Majesty, it's our specialty. Most… memorable product."
Lorance marched straight to the pantry and pulled a pack of Turkey Dick from the shelf. He examined it closely, sniffed it, and muttered, "Smoked. Spiced. Not for the faint of heart."
Without hesitation, he tore it open and took a massive bite.
The store went silent.
Crunch.
His eyes widened. "…By the Deep Forge," Lorance bellowed, cheeks puffing as he swallowed.
Vario muttered, bracing for the aftermath. "Here it comes…"
Lorance threw back his head and laughed, a booming sound that shook the shelves. "It's disgusting! Exquisite! Why does it taste like courage, chaos, and regret all at once?"
Bella groaned. "Another one falls for it."
Lorance took another bite, wiping a crumb from his beard. "This is perfect for dwarven endurance trials—or as a punishment for traitors. I approve!"
Nyx clapped lightly. "Cultural exchange accomplished."
Gallo stared. "So… you like it?"
Lorance shook his head, laughing. "Like it? No. Respect it? Absolutely." He pointed at Vario. "You, my friend, stock dangerous food. I salute you."
Vario sighed, resigned.
King Lorance slapped a pouch of gold coins on the counter. "I'll take five boxes. For… research purposes."
As Lorance stomped out, still chuckling and munching on another Turkey Dick, Bella shook her head. "We are never living this down."
Nyx smirked. "At least the Turkey Dick has royal approval now."
Vario groaned from the aisle. "We're doomed."