"Yes. I did indeed fight on the Moon. As for who I was fighting, I've forgotten. That's not an evasion or a state secret—I really forgot. You can ask my other teammates later; I'm sure they remember clearly."
"I must declare that the series of damages I caused on the Moon were all necessary and unavoidable. It was force majeure. Anyone else in my position would have done the same, or even worse. Besides, what value could an alien spaceship that I can chop apart possibly have? Just think about it for a second!"
"Yes, as of now, we have not found any living aliens. At least, during the few days I was working on the Moon, I did not find any living aliens among the one hundred and seventy-three alien shipwrecks I inspected. Yes, no living aliens."
"The whereabouts of the alien bodies? I'm sorry, but I really don't know. That was a task for the second moon-landing team. They have professionals. Perhaps the relevant data will be made public in a few weeks?"
