You know, when you are casually scrolling through Facebook or Instagram...you see that one ad for an online novel
with: Click here to read more!
Yeah, I had those too...and I always fell for it
I mean, don't you wanna know what happens after the wife finds out that the husband she married for 10 years was sleeping with his step-sister...
I did.
And so started my misery, I looked at one of those novels online and then BAM! my social media was filled with ads and guess what??
I fell for it every time...
I mean Why would I let myself go through such agony?? huh?? why??
I don't know!!
Now one might ask What is so bad about those stories???
Well, let me tell ya!
This woman marries a rich ass dude...in every novel
And this rich ass dude is in love with everyone but her
He neglects her throughout their whole married life..
While the woman is a saintess...always forgiving, waiting....Doing things a man usually does for a woman...
I mean, hand peeling 100 chestnuts by hand...is she okay in the head??
And this rich, cold and ruthless CEO will be the dumbest, most idiotic, and irresponsible man you will ever see...
Who made him CEO??? Who was that blind??
oh yea....most of the time the whole family will be blind...why was I surprised??
Now, everyone may wonder, Tara, what is your point?
The point is...
I have fallen into one of those trash novels
best part is...
Idon't even know the name...
i how the fuck would I know, there are thousands of novels like these with different names, fonts, apps at different levels of torture, and I don't know whatnot!
But I think I have a guess...
I'm unmarried...
So not the tragic female lead
Her best friend?
Step-sister?
Sister?
Malelead's sister??
Who the hell, because everyone except the female lead and her best friends are villains!
How did I end up here?
*Flashback*
I was reading one of those novels while working the night shift at a convenience store.
god forbid a girl is lured into such stupid novels easily!
'I know the plot, but I need to know...How do they break up??'
And after what felt like hours and a total of 116 chapters...the female lead finally left that sorry excuse for a man!
'yaayyy! Now let's stop reading. I know the rest'
'I feel sleepy...dozing off for a while won't hurt, right?'
~yawn~.
.
.
'Shit, I completely blacked out!'
'Did anyone come?'
'ugh the owner is going to-'
'huh-?'
'I don't remember dying my hair!'
'Why the fuck do I have blond hair?? Was I kidnapped by some creep??!!'
Finally, my dumbass decided to look around...
'This is not the convenience store...'
'I'm definitely kidnapped'
By a rich kidnapper that is...cause this place looks straight out of a dream!
No, no, no, Tara, this is not the time. We are definitely kidnapped
'We need to analyse our surroundings'
I got up and started looking around slowly but cautiously
That was when I saw it
A woman
'Who is this diva??'
She looks like she was spawned straight out of Hollywood…
I waved…
She waved back
'Weird… something's not right!'
I moved closer, she also moved closer, Startled by her sudden movements i staggered back…she also staggered back with fear in her eyes…
'Why the fuck-'
'Oh shit!'
This was when I realised what in front of me was not a woman but a mirror…
'That diva is me??'
I moved closer and examined her face…
Is this it? Did we finally reincarnate???
Yes
Yes
YESSSS!!!
But who am I??
Pale white skin, icy blue eyes, platinum blonde hair….
Nope, I have no clue who she is….
But damn…She looks…..afhtjkfldnnn
'Her name…I need to find her name, maybe I'll recognise her'
I moved around and started looking for her phone…
*A few minutes later*
I found her Phone…
Her name is Natalie Steerling…
'Still rings no name'
Then I checked her stargram…that is what it was called here.
I saw countless posts.
Parties, Events, Her giving presentations…
'Yup, not a no-name character, she gives major popular girl vibes'
So I decided to do the next best thing…her chats and messages…
'This would backfire terribly if she were yet to be introduced to the main characters'
*One hour later*
"..."
'I still don't know what story I am in…but I think I know what kind of story I am in'
no,nonooooo
'Take me back....I wanna go backkkk!!!'
*A few minutes ago*
I scrolled through various chats…
This one from 6 years ago confirmed my suspicions…
Six years ago:
Highschool friendzz
Oliver: Hey Natalie, did you see? Ethan just got married?
Mike: Yeah, I saw her guys. She is a looker.
Jenefer: Haha…But Natalie will be the one Ethan really loves
Oliver: True, I still remember how Ethan waited for her in the rain just to apologise…no way he moved on…
Natlie: Don't say that, guys…Let's wish him a happy marriage
I was so clueless seeing the latest chats, so I scrolled back for really long, the more I saw the past chats, the more the present chats made More sense…and this was how I realised…
I was the Vicious Childhood friend,
Yes, the same friend that does stupid things like jumping into the lake after pushing the heroine, staging a kidnapping with the heroine, tragically falling down the stairs…and then starts crying pitifully in the Male lead's arms
And that sorry excuse of a Man believes her word-to-word…
CCTV: Am I a joke to you???
Story line: …
Author: For the plot-
For the plot, my ass-
I have been staring at this woman's face for the past 30 minutes
'Why would you lower yourself like this lady??'
'She has looks, maybe not born into money(but is that even a problem??) plus she is educated, i mean a mathematician?? girl come on!'
Talk about insecurity!
anywho, I was once again interrupted with a phone call
ringgg-
"Natt!!!" an overly sweet voice from the other side greeted me.
Jenifer...does not ring a name, but let's play along!
"Hey gurl, what's up?" I cooed.
"What's up?? Didn't you see Ethan planned a whole welcome party tomorrow?" is said
"Tomorrow? What's tomorrow?"
Huh? Welcome party by the male lead? wait-
"Why are you asking that? You are coming back after 6 years!!"
"Hey, um.... Jenifer, I'll call you back, somethingurgetcameupbye!"
beep-
'Holy mother of cows, what? Tomorrow? A welcome party for me? Not good, I don't know what special day it is for the female lead, but it'll be her last string'
'I need to crash that party!'
'Don't get me wrong i do want the female lead to break up with the disappointment, but! My life is at stake here, I can't play along!
When this backfires, god knows what happens to me!'
A few minutes later
I know...an early flight!
I mean, all the female leads wait until midnight. I just have to arrive early!
But how to dismantle the party...oh..
Ohhhhhhhhh
I have an idea!
a good one
A, very good one...
Good for the female lead? no.
Good for me?
Yesssss