(Written while listening to: "Nothing because I needed quiet" by Silence on my couch while eating biscuits and drinking green tea)
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Two elementary grade schoolers were walking around neighborhood fishing for patrolling heroes (more like heroines) during a weekend.
One was quite lanky but slightly less then average height for his age. The other was a short munchkin with purple balls for his hair.
"No Laito! You don't understand at all. Just look at her rack!"
"I am NOT looking, you moron, and you really should chill bro, you are just ten."
"I WON"T stop and you stop being a hypocrite we talked about it an infinite amount of times you ARE also a kid aren't you?"
'...- I don't really think so.' Laito disagreed internally, with slight disconcert.
"Just please, I beg you on bended knees, stop making it weird." Laito continued.
"There's nothing weird here Laito! There are no laws against R-rated heroines Laito!"
"Actually, I'm pretty sure that there ARE laws like that, hence the "R-rated"."
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"I do, Minoru. I don't want to go to jail…-" '-...or get caught by some inter-dimensional FBI.'
'If my life was a novel(It would have to be a pretty bad one), then readers at this point would probably just flood the author with "FBI" memes to this point, considering what this purple asshole was doing.'
'I wouldn't have that problem obviously. I have a Licence…- or so i thought but I lost it along with my hard drive from my first life.'
'That's what I get for hanging around this idiot.'
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"WAAAAW LOOK!!!!"
"I'm NOT looking! And please shut up, you are disturbing the neighborhood."
[2 hours later]
"You know Minoru, there's a lot of things, that you are going away with now, that just won't cut off once you reach adulthood. One day you will be charged with SA, I'm telling you."
Laito said, while they have been sitting on a park bench, sipping a green tea from a thermos, to the creepily grinning Mineta.
"Aaaaaand you are not listening. Of course you don't. You never do."
"I honestly think, that they should take you to some dark laboratory and thoroughly "study you"."
"("Study me"? EROTIC!)"
"No, seriously, you are truly a fascinating specimen. It's like watching some weird animal in the zoo. On the one hand you are repulsed by it, but on the other you can't help yourself getting slightly pondering like "What the hell is going on?"." Laito pondered out loud.
"Oi! That's rich coming from you! Especially since when you did that…-"
"NOPE!!!"
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"We are not talking about THAT." Laito affirmed with dark conviction.
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"Well I actually also don't want to talk about THAT like…- ever again." Mineta shuddered.
"But it's unfair! You can't talk shit like that about me, while you are no better yourself!"
"Just…- in a different way."
"I CAN Minoru, that's what friends are for!" Laito disagreed.
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(x2)"
They both concluded at the same time and nothing has changed, they still remained friends.
[Yogami household]{At Evening}
After the boys went their separate ways Laito returned home.
"I'm back Mom!"
"Well hello Sunshine! Haw was your little adventure out there ye rowdy bois! Hopin' you had a hog-killin' time!"
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"Okay..- So first things first mom."
"Please stop calling me "Sunshine" I'm a big boi now so please call me appropriately."
"Second thing, it wasn't an "adventure" just Minoru being…- well, Minoru."
"And third thing…- why are you talking like a cow girl? You work in the fashion industry, not on a ranch despite your quirk." he corrected her while wondering how she managed to get even thinner through recent years, though it was obvious that's because of her quirk: [Cowgirl fashion].
His mom slightly smiled at her son's "aukshuaaally" tirade.
"Sure thing Sunny. Now go wash your hands, dad's home already, we are going to have a dinner now aaaaand…-"
"We have a small announcement to share with you two, boys!" She said cheerfully, meaning her two sons.
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"Okay, somehow "Sunny" sounds even worse. And it's supposed to be a shortcut from "Sunless" not from "Sunshine" but whatever." 'I loved that novel so it's kinda cool, no way I'm saying it out loud though.'
"And what's going on with your "English nicknames" anyways? Weird." 'You are in Japan, so please speak Japanese woman.'
"And also, Masaaki never eats dinners with us, just locks himself up in his room. So how exactly will the "announcement" look like anyways? You gonna write him an e-mail?" Wow, Laito was so annoying.
"Don't worry Sunny! We will just call him after we are done."
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"Now go wash your hands. I won't ask again…~" She used "The Glare".
"RIGHT ON IT!" he obeyed and rushed to the closest sink.
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'Damn, that was scary' He shuddered.
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[After dinner]
The family of four was sitting at the table with slight, but overall positive tension.
The father was looking tired from his job. He always does, as he works in a construction company, doing labor.
But today he was in an especially good mood.
Sitting next to him, was his wife just bubbling with barely concealed excitement.
On the other side of the table the boys were sitting.
Laito we know.
And next to him was Masaaki.
A now high schooler who…- looked like a picture perfect real life representation of a "neckbeard" meme. But Asian.
Also, he was quirkless.
It was part of the reason why the parents were so happy that their younger kid had manifested a quirk (even though a weak one).
The fact that Masaaki was quirkless in this age and era, caused him to behave like a perpetual victim, like he's somewhat disabled, despite the fact that he is obviously not.
'I guess everyone reacts differently to being quirkless.'
'In hindsight, living in this world and seeing how things are going in reality makes me kinda admire the "characters" from the "story" even more, considering what they went through.'
'Especially All Might.'
'Except Mineta of course, hes a dumbass and a walking bio-hazard.'
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"So..-" The mom slowly started.
"The announcement is…-"
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"You are going to have a sibling!"
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The boys reacted at the same time.
"Oh!" Laito exclaimed.
"Meh" Masaaki exclaimed.
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[5 years left until MHA plot beginning]
[Chapter End] The story is not over yet!