Chapter 134 The Great Emperor Takes the Kids on a Spring Outing! These Little Darlings Treat the Forbidden Dimension Like a Playground?
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has completed the 'Wedding of the Century,' and the current family happiness index is off the charts!" "Detected that the host's eldest son, Ye Potian (three years old), has awakened the 'Devouring Body of All Heavens,' the second son, Ye Wudi (two years old), has awakened the 'Eternal Sword God Vein,' and the eldest daughter, Ye Yao'er (one year old), has awakened the 'Creation Life Spirit Body'!" "Notification: Due to these little devils' destructive tendencies, they have already shattered three thousand small worlds. A 'Ragnarok' parenting mission is now activated: a family trip to the 'Twilight of the Gods' primordial plane. Does the host wish to activate the 'Daddy Aura' and make those ancient ferocious beasts obediently line up to be the children's mounts?"
Shanghai, Xinghai No.1 Courtyard.
The once incredibly luxurious villa area now looks like a ruin that has just experienced a supernova explosion.
A little kid with a topknot and wearing open-crotch pants was riding on a "starry sky behemoth" whose cultivation had been sealed and whose size had shrunk to the size of a husky. He was holding a small golden wooden sword that could cut through galaxies and was chasing a poor "nine-winged phoenix" around the yard.
"Giddy up! Giddy up! Big bird, run faster, or I'll catch you and take you back to Mommy to make soup!"
The little boy called out in a childish voice, and with each shout, the surrounding space would crack like shattered glass. This was Ye Feng's eldest son, Ye Potian.
Behind him, a little girl who was still unsteady on her feet was holding a "world-destroying lightning ball" that exuded a terrifying and destructive aura. She was slapping the lightning ball on the ground like she was playing with a marble. With each slap, radars around the world would collectively explode.
Ye Feng was slumped in a rattan chair, wearing a pair of dark sunglasses that concealed his thoughts of cause and effect, holding a baby bottle in his hand, and sighing with a look of utter despair.
"Ali, I used to think that sweeping across the heavens was quite tiring." Ye Feng exhaled a smoke ring of karma, looking at the group of unruly children in the courtyard who were playing with the priceless "Enlightenment Tea Tree" like a jump rope, and his mouth twitched slightly. "Now I realize that taking care of these little devils is a million times more tiring than fighting a war."
"Hehe, Captain, who told you your genes are too strong?" Hu Yanli wasn't much better off. His prized spiked club had become Ye Potian's teeth-grinding stick, covered with tiny, sparkling teeth marks. "But I think it's great this way. The successors of our Star Sea Federation will definitely be top-notch troublemakers!"
"Let's go, before Rongrong and Jiu'er return from the 'Zhutian Beauty Salon', let's take these little devils out for some fresh air."
Ye Feng slowly stood up and casually waved his hand.
boom--!
In the previously empty air, a giant baby carriage made of "Void Divine Iron" suddenly appeared. The carriage's core engine was a high-dimensional star on the verge of extinction, and each wheel was engraved with a top-level array that could shrink the earth to an inch.
"You little rascals, stop destroying the house! Dad's taking you to Ragnarok to hunt wild boars!"
Ye Feng's shout was infused with the will of the Supreme Being.
The three little monsters, who had been playing around, stopped instantly, their eyes shining, and rushed into the stroller like arrows.
"Hunt the wild boar! Hunt the wild boar!" "I want to catch the prettiest big cat!"
Ye Feng straddled the rusty but fast-moving shared bicycle, with a rope hanging in front and a stroller trailing behind. Under the horrified yet indifferent gazes of the people of Shanghai, he vanished into the clouds.
Ragnarok Dimension.
This is one of the oldest and most forbidden zones in the myriad realms, where the air is filled with various destructive spores powerful enough to corrode even the bodies of gods. It is inhabited entirely by forbidden beasts that have survived since ancient times, each capable of easily destroying a star system.
At this moment, at the entrance to the restricted area, in front of a tollbooth set up by the "Ancient Gods Alliance".
Several three-headed guardian deities covered in dragon scales sat there listlessly.
"Things have changed lately. I heard that Emperor Ye Feng has unified all the heavens, and our business here has suffered quite a bit." "Shh! Keep your voice down! How dare you casually mention that person's name? We'll just guard this entrance and collect the entrance fees. It's 10,000 'Origin Spirit Stones' per entry, not a single one less!"
Just then, an extremely piercing "creak, creak" sound came from the void.
Immediately afterwards, a dilapidated shared bicycle, pulling a giant, blindingly bright baby stroller behind it, slowly emerged from the spatial rift.
"Halt! Where did this madman come from? Daring to ride a bicycle into the forbidden zone of the gods?" The leading dragon-scale god suddenly stood up, his three heads breathing fire at the same time. "Did you pay the entrance fee? And what's that thing on your bike? It smells like baby formula?"
Ye Feng braced himself on one foot, took off his sunglasses, and glanced sideways at the three-headed god.
"Is it really necessary to pay for a picnic with my child?"
"A picnic? Hahaha! You think this is your backyard?" The god laughed so hard his three heads shook wildly. "This is Ragnarok! A single fart from here could turn you to dust! Get lost, don't delay my tax collection!"
Before Ye Feng could even get angry, Ye Potian, who was in the stroller, started to complain.
The little kid poked his head out of the car, looked at the fire-breathing god, and curled his lip in disgust.
"Dad, this uncle is so ugly, his flame isn't even as bright as my lighter."
As he spoke, Ye Potian took out a red crystal that exuded the aura of "Primal Source Fire" from his pocket and casually squeezed it.
Bang--!
A terrifying heatwave, powerful enough to incinerate all the heavens and myriad worlds, instantly swept across the entire tollbooth.
The three-headed god was so frightened that all six of his eyes rolled outwards. He could feel that even a tiny spark from the crystal could burn his divine body, which had been cultivated for hundreds of millions of years, to ashes!
"Who the hell is this kid? Casually using 'Primordial Flame of the Universe' as a lighter?"
Ye Feng didn't speak, but just glanced coldly at the toll gate.
"If I count to three and the pole doesn't stand up, I'll make sure you never stand up again in your life."
"Get up! Get up! Get up now!" The arrogant guy was nowhere to be seen. He used all six hands at once, as if he wanted to personally chew the toll gate to pieces.
As the bicycle slowly entered the restricted area, the three-headed god collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.
"Quickly...quickly send a signal to the ancestors in the forbidden zone! Tell them...tell them that a stay-at-home dad surnamed Ye has brought in three little devils capable of destroying the universe! Tell them to quickly conceal their aura and pretend to be ordinary animals, otherwise this forbidden zone will have to be renamed 'The Slaughterhouse of the Gods' today!"
Deep within the restricted area, the jungle is dense and filled with a wonderful fragrance.
A colossal creature, the "Nine Netherworld Serpent," tens of thousands of feet long and said to be able to devour the sun and moon, was dozing on the mountaintop. It was the overlord of this area, and even ordinary god-kings would give it a wide berth.
However, at this moment, it was completely stiff and dared not move at all.
Because standing in front of it was a little girl who could barely walk—Ye Yao'er.
The little girl tilted her head, staring at the large snake, her mouth practically watering.
"Big earthworm, you're so round, you'd be perfect as a jump rope for Yao'er."
Despair filled the enormous vertical pupils of the Nine Nether Serpent. It could sense that the life laws flowing through this little girl could instantly grant it life or instantly strip it of its soul.
This fearsome, forbidden beast had obediently shrunk itself into a perfect circle.
"Dad, look! Yao'er caught the jump rope!"
Ye Feng was busy starting a fire there, holding several strings of "Extreme Cold Demon Dragon" kidneys that he had just captured from the void, which were for the children to nourish their bodies.
"Sweetie, don't break that snake. We'll need it to pull the cart later."
Just then, a deafening roar came from afar.
The eldest son, Ye Potian, was riding a golden lion, and this lion was no ordinary creature; it was the Lord of the Forbidden Zone—the "Primordial Divine Lion." At this moment, this powerful figure at the level of a ruler was being pulled by the ear by Ye Potian like a house cat, so aggrieved that he was shedding tears.
"Slow down! Slow down! How come you, a lion, can't even run as fast as me?" Ye Potian shouted as he casually slapped the mountain peak next to him.
Boom—!
A sacred mountain thousands of feet high was turned into a plain by a three-year-old child's slap.
The old men of the "Alliance of Gods" who were observing from the shadows in the void were all in tears.
"This isn't a spring outing...it's more like the demolition team coming to the countryside!" "The Emperor's genes are terrifying. If these three little ones grow up, will we still have any good days in all the heavens and myriad realms?"
Ye Feng was happily grilling meat there, and the aroma instantly filled the entire restricted area.
Those normally ferocious monsters, upon smelling this fragrance, didn't dare to rush forward to snatch it. Instead, they lined up obediently thousands of meters away, watching longingly.
"Chen Cangsheng, Ali, stop squatting there and come out to help the children distribute the meat!" Ye Feng shouted without turning his head.
A ripple appeared in the void, and Shen Cangsheng and Huyan Li ran out, covered in sweat, carrying two large buckets of "All Heavens' Joyful Water".
"Your Majesty, these little devils are too fast runners. With my limited cultivation, I almost lost them." Shen Cangsheng wiped his sweat. This Blue Star War God had completely lost his temper in front of Ye Feng's children.
"Alright, enough nonsense. Let the kids have a good time today, but when we get back, no one is allowed to tell Rongrong and the others about it, especially about the second son digging up the ancestral graves in 'Dragon Valley,' understand?"
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
Just as this family was enjoying a barbecue together...
At the edge of the restricted area, the sky suddenly darkened.
An ancient and decaying will is awakening. It is the ultimate will of the Ragnarok plane—the "God of Ragnarok".
Because Ye Feng's children were so destructive in their home, even this ancestor who had been sleeping for millions of years couldn't sit still anymore.
"Who... dares to... run wild in my territory..."
A colossal phantom stretched across the sky, causing the laws of the entire plane to freeze instantly.
Ye Feng was drinking beer and didn't even lift his eyelids when he heard the voice.
"Potian, go there, there's a big kite over there. Pull it down for Dad. You guys are out of toys, so use its divine essence to make a spinning top to play with."
"Alright! Dad, watch me!"
Ye Potian stuffed the meat skewer in his hand into his mouth and then soared into the sky.
His small body, as it met the enormous shadow of the twilight, resembled a shining star.
"You naughty old man! You're disturbing my meat eating! Get down here!"
Little Potian roared in his childish voice, his little hand suddenly grabbing at the air.
In that instant, the once majestic and powerful god of twilight, who was said to be able to control the life and death of all gods, felt an irresistible chain of causality lock his neck!
"What...what kind of power is this? The son of the Great Emperor? No! This power has transcended dimensions!"
Bang--!
Under the stunned gaze of countless creatures from forbidden zones, the lofty ancestor was actually dragged down from the clouds like a tattered sack by a three-year-old child and slammed heavily next to Ye Feng's barbecue grill.
Ye Feng looked down at the old ancestor who was huddled up and trembling, and then looked at his own son.
"Well done. Just remember not to kill him. This old guy has lived a long time and has a lot of stories to tell you all later."
The god of twilight was practically in tears. He, a primordial true god, had been captured and forced to tell stories to a bunch of toddlers?
But what can we do?
He looked up at Ye Feng, who was slowly wiping his mouth and whose eyes revealed an aura of "If you dare to say a word against me, I'll make you vanish into thin air," and immediately revealed an extremely bright (flattering) smile.
"The Great Emperor is wise! My little ancestors are wise! This old man happens to know the stories of the birth of thousands of universes, and I guarantee I will tell them in a wonderful way!"
That night, the Ragnarok Forbidden Zone was silent. Only an old voice tremblingly told a fairy tale, accompanied by the even breathing of three children and Ye Feng's faint snores.
I am Ye Feng. I can be a tyrant who sweeps across the heavens single-handedly. But I am also a gentle father who can silence the gods when it comes to taking care of his child.
Under the starry sky, in this forbidden zone shrouded in the majesty of the Great Emperor, an absurd yet exhilarating legend about the "strongest dad in all the heavens" is spreading wildly toward a deeper future, accompanying the children as they grow up!
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