(A/N: It's here… the moment you and I (mostly I) have been waiting for… KURAT'S GIRLFRIEND!!!! Tell me what you think about the chapter right here after reading the whole thing… haha~ I am not good at romance, so bear with me, get it? "Bear" with me? Like "The Right To Bear Arms??" Ehh, ehh? Ba-Dum-TSH!)
/1 Year and 2 Months before Season 1\
It had been a month and 3 weeks since his last visit to Canterlot and meeting Princess Celestia.
Right now, we start this chapter with Kurat a bit far from Ponyville. Why was he away from home? Well…
"Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine!"
Millions of Invincible Slashes come crashing down upon a few trees near the EverFree Forest. Kurat smiles as his practice has gotten a bit better than last time.
*Phew!*
"Alright! I didn't destroy the landscape this time. Adam? How close am I to mastering this Domain Expansion?" Kurat asked.
[Well, after a week of practice and killing a few animals… you are quite close. Soon, you can call yourself: "King Of Kitchens"]
Kurat groaned at Adam's attempt at a horrible joke. Kurat continued training, making sure to control who/what he wants to cut, while avoiding everything else…
A week ago, Kurat got fed up with not using his trump cards: Domain Expansions. He had two: Unlimited Void and Malevolent Shrine. Adam at first, denied such actions, but after a whole 3 hours of nonstop arguing, an hour in, they argued on which pokemon is better, which is obviously Scizor~, then Adam finally cracked. Adam mentioned how he can only practice said Domain Expansion outside of Ponyville and away from most life… Some animals from the EverFree Forest did get caught in the crossfire of Kurat's training, which is mentioned.
Right now, Kurat was perfecting Malevolent Shrine, as the Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void was harder to control and execute. Kurat and Adam both agreed to only use Malevolent Shrine, as it was easier to control and use…
(A/N: Kurat is not in Human form but still in his Unicorn Form. He can perform all his abilities and techniques with either his horn or using his hooves. He doesn't need to make hand signs, but the effects will be lesser, which is a good thing at the moment)
We now see Kurat laying down on the comfy grass, watching the sky after an intense practice session…
*YAAAHHHHHH!!!!* Kurat heard a tom-boyish voice, coming towards him… getting louder.
*Sighs*
Kurat got up and took a few steps to the right, and then…
*CRASH!!*
Kura laughed a bit, before walking over to the LGBTQ-Coloured Mane Pony.
"Heh, you ok Rainbow Dash? Or is it Rainbow Crash?" Kurat teased her.
*Groans*
She got up, wiping some dirt off her face, "you saw me crashing! Why didn't you catch me!!" She complained, which earned another smirk from Kurat who was trying his best not to laugh.
"WHA-HEY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted, which made Kurat laugh.
"Haha, haaa~ Rainbow," he walked closer to her, making her blush. He placed his right hoof on shoulder before saying, "why do you keep crashing? And another note, why crash here? Where I'm relaxing? Are you stalking me?" Kurat went Doakes on her, making her blush in embarrassment.
"What? Pssh-no!" She looked away, making Kurat take a few steps back, "I-I was umm… clearing the sky, yeah! And I was practicing for the Wonder Bolts!" She said.
"Uh, huh… well, you might wanna leave." Kurat suggested, walking back to his mess of a training ground.
"Excuse me, what? Why?" She asked, making Kurat gesture her to follow him…
As they arrived, Rainbow saw the chaos. Destroyed Trees, messed up landscapes, even a few charred grounds, which Kurat and Adam know are from the dead animals he killed but didn't want any evidence… so he burnt them all.
"What-what happened here-" Rainbow was cut off when she saw Kurat walking towards some nearby trees. She got curious and walked over, but Kurat cleared his throat, then asked her to not come any closer.
She was confused before he lifted his hoof, pointing at the Tree and then…
"Cleave" A Large Invincible Slash cuts through the whole tree, but Kurat isn't done.
"Dismantle" Thousands of invincible slashes dance through the air, hitting their mark on the tree… atomising it whole.
Rainbow watched in both shock and slight fear before turning to face Kurat who was grinning.
[Alright, enough showing off and head on home]
'What? But I didn't even show off my Malevolent Kitchen-I mean Malevolent Shrine!'
[First, no. Second, you might hurt her, or worse… and Third, you slipped]
'Aww man… alright.' Kurat walked over to Rainbow Dash who was still shocked.
"What… That… Was…. So… AWESOME!!!!!" She flew up high, before heading back to Kurat, begging him to show more.
He sighed as he said no before shining his horn.
*Shing!!*
Kurat teleported away, probably back home.
Rainbow was now left with a destroyed field, still shocked at what Kurat just showed her.
…
*Shing!*
Kurat appeared in his living room. He sighed before walking to the bathroom to wash up.
As he was about to take a shower, the towel was already wrapped around himself…
*DING DONG*
Kurat wondered who would come over to his home. He walked up, opened the door and…
Doakes: "Surprise MotherFu*ker!"
"AHHHHH!!!!" Kurat screamed while Doakes started to beat the crap out of him-
———
*CUT!*
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*TAKE TWO!*
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Kurat wondered who would arrive at his doorstep today. Was it Pinkie, telling him to try her newest creation? Or Applejack asking to watch over Applebloom? Or was it Rainbow Dash who would annoy him until he got fed up and showed her what she wanted…
He prayed for the first two.
As he approached the door, he took his hoof and slowly opened the-
(A/N: Dude… stop acting dramatic and open the damn door!)
….Alright fine…
Kurat opened the door and….
"Hello Kurat!" Derpy, with her adorable face, was the one who ding donged Kurat's house.
'Oh, it's just her,' Kurat thought.
"Well, hello to you Derpy! What can I do for you?" He asked, wondering what she needed help with…
'Please be Muffin tasting, please be Muffin tasting!!!!' He mentally prayed.
"Well, umm…" she looked away for a second, blushing a bit before meeting Kurat's gaze again, "w-would you l-like to… go out with me?" She asked Kurat.
"Go out? Like where?" Kurat was confused, but Adam told him…
[*Sighs*]
[Even when a Girl asks you out, you're still the dense idiot we all know and love…]
'Huh? What do you…..' Kurat realised what Adam meant…
"Oh! Umm, well, we could head to my place and make muffins? Wo-would that be nice?" Derpy asked, still nervous about the outcome.
'Ohh… this is so stressful! I should've asked somepony like Rarity…' Derpy mentally said to herself, wishing she talked with Rarity before-hoof, before asking Kurat out.
"Well, Tha-that sounds, uhh, wonderful!" Kurat said, very nervous…
Derpy smiled at Kurat's response!
They both thought the same thing at that moment…
'I can't believe I'm going on a date!' Derpy thought to herself.
'I can't believe that I'm going out on a date! WITH A PONY!!!!' Kurat cursed himself a bit…
He can't get a lover as a human… So why not as a pony?
[Well now! I'm proud of you my boy!]
[Now go…. Before I stab you]
'I-I'm sorry, you will what?'
[….]
'…ok then.'
…..
Kurat asked Derpy to wait a few minutes while he went and got ready. He showered quick, mentally prepared himself for the date…. That's it…
*Door Opens*
"Alright!" Kurat came outside, his White Fur and Mane shining bright, his (E/C) eyes looking like he was God incarnate, and Derpy was silently thinking how she got a date with somepony as him!
"So," he walked in front of Derpy, "shall we?" He said, trying to sound like a gentleman.
*Giggles*
"We shall Kurat!" She walked alongside Kurat…
They strolled through Ponyville, Kurat and Derpy greeted whoever came by. They talked for a bit… mainly about the Muffins. Kurat was very eager to eat Derpy's homemade muffins as they are delicious!
As they walked, Kurat noticed somepony in the distance… It was Applejack, his boss.
They both walked up to her, Applejack noticed them and greeted them with a warm smile.
"Well, howdy there Kurat! You to Derpy!" Applejack greeted them both.
"Hello to you as well boss," Kurat said.
"Umm, hello Applejack!" Derpy greeted as well, showing a nice smile.
'Oh Jesus-why is she soo freaking cute!!!'
Applejack noticed the duo awfully close to each other. After a second of thinking, she realised that Derpy and Kurat are dating.
Applejack gave a knowing smirk to them, "well I'll be, it seems that "Mr White" here has got himself a partner!" She responded, feeling a bit jealous of Derpy.
They both blushed. Derpy and Kurat looked away from each other, saying stuff like, "what? No no! We-we're just going for a walk as friends!" Kurat said, or "P-Partner?! Wh-why would you assume that Applejack?" Derpy's nervousness was very well known to Applejack.
*Smirks more~*
"Well then, if you say so~" Applejack walks away, but not before turning her head and smirking more, indicating she already knows they are dating.
As the duo saw Applejack leave, Kurat, being the bold one… *AHEM!* Adam made him do it *AHEM!*
He turns to Derpy and asks, "hey Derpy… are we…. actually dating? B-BECAUSE IF WE ARE-I-I AM COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THAT!" He said in a rushed tone, showing he is still very nervous about all this.
Derpy looks at Kurat, his eyes looking like a God was facing her. She nervously said back, "I-I don't know… Ma-maybe w-we are?"
They both blush even more, they know they are dating, but waited for somepony to say it first…
Kurat and Derpy both thought the same exact thing…
'Am…. Am I….in love?'
'With Kurat??'
'With Derpy??'
[Yes Kurat, you are. And my guess is, she feels the same way as well]
[Do not fu*k this up]
'Sheesh, alright Adam… TIME TO BAG A GIRL!!'
[Don-Don't ever say that to me or anyone ever again Kurat… fu*king cringy it is]
'….ok I won't'
Derpy turned to Kurat and asked, "is-is it ok if we… continue our.. D-D-Date?" She stuttered her words. Derpy Hooves, for the first time in her life… has fallen in love.
And for Kurat? He looked back at her adorable face, her blushing cheeks, he said, "y-yeah Derpy. We, umm, we can-If YOU WANT THAT IS!!" He didn't want to force anything.
Derpy leaned in, "yeah, I would love that~" Derpy hugged Kurat, and he reciprocated the affection…
Nearby ponies saw this and immediately started to gossip.
"Is that Derpy with Kurat?"
"Are they-ARE THEY DATING?!"
"Wow dude, Derpy sure is lucky~"
If you can't tell already, only Mares (Female Ponies) are gossiping among themselves. The males? They just gave a nod of approval to the newly made couple and continued on with their day…
Back with Derpy and Kurat->
We now see Kurat and Derpy arriving at Derpy's house.
"Well," she unlocked the doors to her house, "come on in! Let's make some Muffins!" She walked in, Kurat followed suit…
RECAP TIME!
Kurat and Derpy were in the kitchen. Derpy and Kurat got the tools and ingredients needed to bake some delicious Muffins~ Mmmmm, I want some~
Kurat handed what Derpy needed while she baked with precision that would make Pinkie Pie jealous.
Derpy moved with speed, setting up the ingredients, setting the timers, while Kurat would clean any mess she made.
Blueberries, Flour, Sugar, Sweet Butter, Eggs and Baking Powder. Derpy used each ingredient with a precise degree of control that Kurat could only watch in amazement.
Kurat continued to watch in amazement while cleaning any spills or messes Derpy made.
'Wow… I think Derpy could threaten Pinkie as the best baker if she wasn't very shy… I can't wait to devour these muffins!' Kurat was already picturing the finished product.
[Focus Casanova, your job is being a Maid right now, not a day-dreamer- 3-O-CLOCK! EGG SPILL!]
"Huh?" Kurat snapped out of his day dreaming and rushed over, wiping the spilled egg whites…
RECAP END!!!
"Love in a bottle, Love in a bottle-" Wait, wrong script… Hazbin-Princess-Songs… Disney needs to start taking notes here~
...
We see the cleaned kitchen, all the ingredients put away, and all the tools washed and kept.
We turn to see Kurat and Derpy enjoying some muffins. Derpy was eating her one muffin, while Kurat just finished his fourth muffin.
"Mmm~" Kurat moaned in satisfaction.
*Gulp*
"Bah! Derpy, you are probably the best Muffin Baker I have ever met!" Kurat compliments her, earning a small blush.
"Oh, well, thank you Kurat…" she turned to look out the window, the back at Kurat, "Kurat… are we… a couple?"
Kurat froze at her question. Yes, they are dating, and yes, most of Ponyville probably already thinks they are a couple… but are they really a couple?
"Hmmm," Kurat sat in thought, levitating a muffin and gulfing it down, drinking some water before answering Derpy's question.
"Well, Derpy. If you want…." Kurat and Derpy met each other's gaze…
"We can be an actual couple." There it was, the breaking point.
Without hesitation, Derpy lunged forward and kissed Kurat right on the lips.
Kurat was shocked at Derpy's aggressive move, but returned the kiss nonetheless…
It was for a few moments… but to Derpy and Kurat… it was like an eternity for them…
[Image Captured In 3rd Person]
[….]
[Way to go Kurat….]
If Adam could, he would smile at them both, while giving the approval of a Father/Elder Brother….
(A/N: WOOOO!!!!!)
After a whole minute of french kissing had gone by, they broke apart. They stared at each other, not lifting their gaze anywhere else but to their partner.
Kurat and Derpy blushed at what they just did… but quickly laughed out loud.
*Laughs!! X2*
"I-I can't believe I did that!" Derpy exclaimed.
"And I can't believe I'm together with such a wonderful Pony!" Kurat said back, earning another kiss on the cheek by Derpy.
Derpy and Kurat continued to talk, laugh, and eat muffins.
….
In a Bright Garden. We see a Large Alicorn, watching from her pond while smirking.
"Hoo~ It seems Kurat finally found himself love, and with her no less~" Gaia said, giving another smirk.
"Hmmm~" she continued to watch, then got an Idea!
"He now has somepony to protect other than Luna… maybe he and Adam could make of my Blessing~"
Gaia shines her horn, the whole scene turning bright…
…..
We transitioned back to Kurat, who was leaving Derpy's home. It was around sunset, so around 7-70 PM. He waved Derpy goodbye, to which she waved back before closing her door.
After Kurat made sure Derpy closed her door, he shined his horn and teleported back home…
*SHING!!*
Kurat was in the middle of his living room, and was heading to bed after such an amazing day when…
[Kurat]
'Umm, yes Adam?'
[We got incoming… and it's from Gaia]
'Uhhh, who?'
[*Sighs*]
[Remember I told you about Equus having a Goddess? And that she contacted us, mostly me, a few times?]
Kurat thinks for a bit before remembering who Gaia is…
"Oh…" Kurat gulps. "What does she want with us this time?" He asked nervously.
[I…I don't know-wait she's sending something…What the?]
"Umm, Adam? Would you mind explaining to me?" Kurat was now more confused than scared.
[It seems…Gaia is sending us…a gift?]
"Huh?" Kurat thought for a moment. Why would the Goddess of Equus send him a gift-
[Received Gift From: Gaia (Goddess Of Equus)]
[Gained: Gaia's Blessing]
[Blessing's Perks: [Unique Skill: Elemental Domination], [Nature's Blessing], [Ultimate Skill: Gaia (First Alicorn)]
[That is the end of the assessment…reading out Gaia's Message]
"WA-WAIT! WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!" Kurat couldn't fathom what just happened…
(Hello Kurat Melenia~ It seems you found yourself Love. Protect that Love, cherish that Love, and remember: Don't Abandon LOVE~)
[End of Message]
[….]
"…."
Immediately… both Kurat and Adam shouted at the same time: [WHAT THE FU*K JUST HAPPENED?!] / "WHAT THE FU*K JUST HAPPENED?!?!"
...
After calming down, Kurat asked Adam to analyze all the stuff that Gaia's Blessing gave him.
[First is [Unique Skill: Elemental Domination]. Like the skill says, except Time and Space and Distortion, you now have control over most elements. Like Fire, or Dark, or Water, you name it. And to add more Info: Domination Skills are Known as Extra Skills, Which are the peak of Magic. Able to Create and Destroy and Spread in a specific category of magic is already powerful enough, but this Skill now grants the ability to use almost all of them]
"Huh, so that means I don't have to learn magic anymore?" Kurat asked.
[Sadly, Gaia can take back her blessing whenever she wants to. And Analysing the skill is proving to quiet difficult, as it all came from one Blessing]
"I see…" Kurat already thought of chaotic things he wanted to do~
[…*Sighs*]
[I can only hope you won't do something stupid…]
"What did you just say Adam? Sorry, I was thinking about… stuff" The Stuff in question is his thinking of pranks to do on some ponies…
[*Sighs* Ok, moving on]
[Second is [Nature's Blessing]. It's like a passiveness, it basically makes all living things more comfortable around you, and the EverFree forest will not see you as an outsider, but as an Equal or a Guest. That's pretty much it]
"Ok, ok, so basically: What I needed back in school is now given to me, continue…." Kurat was silently cursing luck and fate for his terrible time in HighSchool.
[And Lastly, [Ultimate Skill: Gaia (The First Alicorn)]. Like for Veldora's Ultimate Skill that Rimuru possesses, you can now Summon Gaia, the literal Goddess of this world]
"Oh? I have the power to summon a God whenever I feel like it?" Kurat was already planning something stupid, but Adam intervened this time.
[First, I already locked it, so no trouble]
"Awww…."
[Second, [Unique Skill: Elemental Domination] is already enough. I wish I could lock that as well… but judging how previous events had… occurred, this Skill could be our only source of Limitation when we fight our foes. And in Basic Terms: Using Limitless and Shrine is now off the table, as Elemental Domination might be our new-Normal- way of fighting, and of course, if things get difficult, Shrine and Limitless will act as our Trump Cards]
"Oh, alright! That-that's now that bad. I can-wait….. maybe I can finally finish that sand sculpture I always wanted to finish when I was at the beach with my parents! NO WAIT- EVEN BETTER! I CAN MAKE A WHOLE DAMN CASTLE!" Kurat's Lego Instincts were kicking in… Creativity Has No Limits~
[*Laughs*]
[Sure Kurat, sure. And to top it off, I will not be locking Limitless and Shrine, as even though I could because of Elemental Domination, you have already gotten control of the skills to not use it recklessly, and your maturity is seen from time to time]
Kurat smiled at Adam's response. He was just about to ask that exact same question. Something in Kurat touched him when Adam complimented his Maturity…
Now for the question: Why Did Gaia Give Something This Powerful?
They both thought for a minute. Kurat re-collected his day today, from practicing His Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine, to dealing with Rainbow Dash's antics, to meeting Derpy and going on a date with her, and to meeting his boss and realised that he truly loved Derpy, to finally going to Derpy's home, baking and eating muffins, sharing a connection and their first actual kiss-wait a goddam minute.
"Adam?" Kurat figured it out.
[What is it? Did you figure it out?]
"Yeah… this might sound crazy and completely stupid… but remember the message Gaia sent us?" Kurat recounted the moments before.
[Yes-wait… did she-]
Kurat cuts Adam off, "yeah… her Blessing was because… I found… Love." Kurat said the word in a soft tone, still smiling at his encounter with Derpy Hooves…
[*Sighs*]
[Why do I agree with you…The [Nature's Blessing] literally states that all Living Creatures feel more comfortable around you. So…I guess you're correct, Kurat. But now begs the question: why does she even bother at all?]
That question hung in the air for a good 3 minutes…
Kurat and Adam tried to think of any possible answer… but knowing Gods… they are as unpredictable as Rick from Rick and Morty.
*Sighs*
[*Sighs*]
Kurat and Adam decided to not think about it anymore, knowing only doing so would hurt their metal state.
Kurat yawned and went to bed, still thinking about today.
'From getting a girlfriend-well, a marefriend, to receiving a near Broken Blessing from the Goddess herself… and the best part of it all…I finally shared a kiss with someone I actually feel…close to….' Kurat dozed off….
….
[Hmm, it seems I can control who gets affected by this [Nature's Blessing]… better turn it off for now, can't have Kurat starting a harem like those Wattpad stories]
…..
Chapter 33: Luna Learning About Kurat's Love Life~~
