Okay.
I didn't actually mean it.
I just wanted my dad to chill out for once.
That's it.
I wasn't trying to get deleted from reality.
But now I was floating in total darkness.
No floor.
No walls.
No sound.
Just black.
Thirty minutes ago I was on my bed reading webnovels on some old legacy site.
I thought tomorrow Mum would smooth things over, Dad would cool down, and life would go back to normal.
Now I was here.
"Uh… hello?"
No answer.
Then white text appeared in front of me.
[ host evaluating ]
My heart jumped.
"No way."
"No no no, wait—is this actually a system?"
Another line appeared.
[ terrible evaluation … ]
"Excuse me??"
"Bro, hold on. I'm not terrible. My family is great, my brother is elite, my dad is hard-working, I've got potential. I just… haven't used it yet."
New lines popped in.
[character evaluation complete]
[ Integrity: low ]
[ courage: below average ]
[ potential: limited to a small village ]
I stared at it.
"What?"
"No, this is wrong."
"This is unfair."
"I've done years of research, okay? YEARS. I've read everything. Regression, reincarnation, system, cultivation, all of it. I know what I'm doing."
No response.
I dropped to my knees.
"Please."
"Please give me an overpowered system."
"Please give me broken stats."
"Please give me… you know… cool manhua waif—"
New text cut me off.
[Transmigration in process…]
"WAIT."
"WAIT WAIT WAIT."
More text:
[village selected!]
My stomach dropped.
"Oh f*ck."
Final line:
[transporting now]
"NOOOOO—"