The Talking Paratha
One morning, Rohan was super hungry. He went to the kitchen and saw a fresh, hot paratha on the plate.
Rohan said,
"Wow! You look delicious."
Suddenly the paratha started talking!
It said, "Of course I do! I'm made by your mom. Five-star quality!"
Rohan jumped back. "You can TALK?!"
The paratha sighed, "Yes, but listen… please don't eat me. I have dreams!"
Rohan: "What dreams?"
Paratha: "I want to become a roti influencer on Instagram… get millions of followers… maybe a butter brand deal."
Rohan laughed, "Bro, you're literally food."
Paratha flipped dramatically, "Exactly! People LOVE food. I'll be famous!"
Just then Rohan's mom entered and said,
"Stop talking to the paratha and eat your breakfast!"
The paratha whispered, "This is the end of my influencer journey."
Rohan ate it.
The paratha's last words?
😂 The Homework That Did Itself
One day, in 8th grade, Arjun came to school with a HUGE smile.
His friend Maya asked, "Why are you so happy? Didn't you forget the maths homework again?"
Arjun said, "No! My homework did itself!"
Maya blinked. "What?"
Arjun proudly opened his notebook.
Inside, every page was filled… but the handwriting looked like a chicken had danced on it.
Maya: "THIS is your homework?"
Arjun whispered, "Shhh… don't insult it. It has feelings."
In class, the teacher, Mrs. Gupta, came for checking.
She took Arjun's notebook and stared at the scribbles.
"Arjun… what is this?"
Arjun confidently said, "Ma'am, last night my homework magically completed itself!"
Teacher squinted.
"This doesn't look magical… this looks like your pen fought a snake."
Arjun: "Ma'am, I swear! When I woke up, the homework was done!"
Teacher raised an eyebrow.
"So your homework did itself?"
Arjun nodded proudly.
Mrs. Gupta smiled sweetly and said,
"Great. Then let your homework also write your punishment."
She handed him 50 lines to write:
"I will not let my homework do magic at night."
Arjun sighed, "Ma'am, can the magic do the punishment too?"
The whole class: 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 The Teacher Who Could Hear EVERYTHING
One day in class, the English teacher, Mrs. Rao, told everyone,
"Today we will have a surprise test."
The whole class: "NOOOOOOO!" 😭
But Arjun, sitting in the last bench, whispered to his friend:
"Don't worry… she can't hear us from here."
Suddenly, Mrs. Rao turned around like a ninja.
"Arjun, I heard that."
Arjun froze.
"How? You are so far!"
Mrs. Rao smiled mysteriously.
"Teachers have special powers."
The class was silent.
Later, while writing the test, Arjun whispered again:
"Bro, what's the spelling of 'embarrassed'?"
Before his friend could answer, Mrs. Rao said without looking up,
"E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.
And yes, Arjun, you SHOULD be embarrassed."
The whole class started laughing.
Arjun whispered,
"How is she hearing EVERYTHING?!"
His friend said,
"She's not a teacher… she's Wi-Fi. Full signal."
After class, Arjun asked her honestly,
"Ma'am, seriously, how do you hear all our whispers?"
Mrs. Rao smiled and said,
"I was a student once. I know ALL your tricks."
Arjun whispered one last time,
"She's scarier than the exam."
And guess what?
Mrs. Rao replied,
"I heard that too."
The class: 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 The Strict Teacher Who Became a Hero
In 9th grade, everyone was scared of one person:
Mr. Sharma — the strictest teacher in the whole school.
He walked like a lion, talked like a judge, and stared like CCTV.
No one dared to blink in his class.
One day, during his maths period, the class was silent…
until Ravi's stomach made a loud noise:
"Grrrrrrrrrrr…"
Everyone looked at Ravi.
Even Ravi looked at Ravi.
Mr. Sharma slowly turned around.
The whole class thought, "Ravi is finished."
But instead of scolding, Mr. Sharma said,
"Whoever didn't eat breakfast… raise your hand."
Half the class raised their hands.
Including Ravi.
Mr. Sharma sighed, opened his bag…
and took out a whole packet of biscuits.
Everyone gasped.
BISCUITS?! From the strictest teacher?!
He said,
"First eat.
Then we'll do maths.
Hungry brains make hungry answers."
The whole class happily ate.
Then Ravi said in a tiny voice,
"Sir… can we get biscuits every day?"
Mr. Sharma raised an eyebrow,
"My class is not a bakery."
The class burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
From that day, the strictest teacher in school became the most loved one.
But Ravi's stomach?
It became a school legend.
🤣 The PT Sir Who Took Attendance in a New Style
Everyone loved PT period…
Except one person: PT Sir.
He was super energetic, always shouting,
"FITNESS IS LIFE!"
even while the students were half asleep.
One day, Sir said,
"Today, I will take attendance…
but in sports style."
The class got scared.
He blew the whistle:
"Roll no. 1 — do a jumping jack and say PRESENT!"
Roll no. 1 did something that looked like a confused butterfly
and shouted, "Presaaaant!"
Roll no. 5 had to do a push-up and say PRESENT
but he could only go halfway down and got stuck.
Everyone thought he was doing yoga.
Then came Ravi (the funniest guy in class).
Sir said,
"Ravi, you must run to that pole, touch it, run back, and then say PRESENT!"
Ravi ran 5 steps… stopped…
stood there panting like he ran a marathon.
"Sir… I… I think the pole should come to me."
The whole class exploded laughing 🤣🤣🤣
PT Sir wiped his face dramatically.
"This generation is finished!"
Finally, when all attendance was done,
Sir proudly said,
"See? Now you are all warmed up!"
The class replied in one voice:
"Sir, we are not warmed up… WE ARE TIRED!"
PT Sir smiled and blew the whistle again:
"GOOD! Now the real exercises start!"
The whole class: NOOOOOOO! 😭😂
🤣 The Great Samosa Chase
School canteen at lunchtime = total chaos.
Everyone wants one thing… SAMOSA.
One day, the canteen uncle announced:
"Today's special… EXTRA-CRISPY SAMOSA!"
The whole school ran like it was the Olympics.
Ravi (yes, the legend again) reached first.
He proudly said,
"Uncle, one samosa!"
Canteen uncle handed him the samosa…
and at the SAME moment, someone shouted:
"FREE CHUTNEY TODAY!"
Ravi got excited, turned around too fast…
and the samosa flew out of his hand like a rocket 🚀.
It landed on the floor…
bounced once…
and started rolling away like it had wheels.
Ravi screamed,
"MY SAMOSAAA! COME BACK!"
Now the whole class was chasing the rolling samosa.
It rolled
➡️ past the 6th graders
➡️ under two benches
➡️ around a dustbin
➡️ and straight toward the principal's office.
Everyone shouted,
"STOP IT! CATCH IT!"
Just before it entered the office,
the peon caught it like a cricket catch.
Whole school: "WOOOOOOOAH!" 🙌
Ravi took the samosa back, dusted it off dramatically and said,
"A little dirt is okay… my heart is clean."
Canteen uncle sighed,
"Next time… just hold it properly, hero."
The whole canteen laughed for 10 minutes straight 🤣🤣🤣