This is my FIRST time writing on here,and this is my first fucking story I've made,HMF!! IDIOT!! whatever..just read and DONT laugh,,,BAKA!!
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WARNING: blood, guts, swears, guns, cheating, inappropriate topics such as sex, breaking in and entering
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Alberts wakes up in his bed, sitting up, he looks around with only his eyes, ok? Before getting up, he doesn't need to get dressed since he always wears his STUPID FUCKING tank top and jeans.. (And he sleeps with his hat on to?! ᓀ‸ᓂ) he does he daily essentials, ok?
Then he heads out to Cleetus's place ^^ he's been planing to go over there for awhile now, since he usually just goes to Albert's house. Alberts has a fatass crush on Cleetus, and he NOT afraid to admit it. Cleetus does NOT like him back... He passes by Lana and Jake's houses, staring at Jake's house for a second before deciding not to go in..
Alberts walks the rest of the way to Cleetus's house before stopping in front of it, sighing, before ringing the door bell, saying "Ding dong~!!" in a cheerful voice.
Cleetus opens the door, looking immediately annoyed when he sees Alberts smiling
"What do you want?" -Cleetus asks
"Oh, I just wanted to see my beautiful boyfriend on this fine day~ is that to much to ask~?" *he gives him puppy eyes and pouts slightly, mocking him*
Cleetus steps back
"Yes, that is to much to ask, and I'm NOT your boyfriend. Get that through your thick skull" -Cleetus says, ok?
"Damn, whats pissing you off today~?" Alberts asks
"You obviously" -Cleetus says, narrowing his eyes slightly
"get out, before I kick you were the sun don't shine" ok? He tries to sound threatening, but of course Alberts finds it cute.
"Awww~ gonna kick me in the balls~ well, I think that'd be HOT." Alberts says mockingly, yelling slightly on the word "HOT"
"your pathetic when you try to sound threatening~"
Cleetus blushes slightly for embarrassment, ok? He doesn't really know what to say, so he says this, ok?:
"You find everything hot, wanna wouldn't be hot? Me taking your little zombie Jake away. Dont test me." Ok?
Alberts gets slightly angry, ok? "Your to ugly to take him away, fatfuck."
Cleetus: "I could kill him"
Alberts: "he's a zombie, he's immortal"
Cleetus is running out of options of things to say, he blushes more
"W.. Well.. I could lock him up, like Jake did." (Jake is zombie Jake's creator, ok?)
Alberts: "and how do you think your gonna do that?" Alberts puts his hand on his chest, grinning and looking down slightly, closing his eyes proudly
"it's not like your strong like me >:3" *Alberts looks up and opens eyes as Cleetus talks
Cleetus is silent for a long while before stepping back again "Um... Ok?"
Alberts blinks, expecting a better answer "yeah, um.."
Cleetus looks around slightly before kicking Alberts in the balls
"MY COCK!!" Alberts yells, holding his penis, he sits down on the doorstep, his eyes watering slightly from the pain, he pouts slightly at Cleetus "fat fucking meanie 3:<"
Cleetus looks down at Alberts, kicking him in the face next, Alberts crawls over and LICKS CLEETUS'S SHOES?! what kinda fetish is THAT?!
Cleetus looks down at Alberts again now that he's right now to him, in disgust, he kicks Alberts face so hard his nose starts to bleed.
Alberts cries slightly, dramatically.
"YOUCH!!" Alberts yells, ok?
Cleetus: "you'll be just fine, bastard.."
Alberts stands holding his nose to stop the bleed, looking around slightly before walking up to Cleetus and KISSING HIM?! despite everything, Alberts still loves Cleetus
That's Cleetus's final straw he pulls out his gun
Alberts grins
"Your gonna shoot me~? Is because your to pathetic to handle me~?" -Alberts
Cleetus points the gun at Alberts head, ready to blow his brains out
"Aww~? Are you angry at me~?" Alberts says "To bad so sad~~~!" He says this, singing.
Cleetus finally shoots Alberts, Alberts brains fly everywhere, his eyes rolls back and he collapses, finally dead. But not for long Cleetus knows this, blowing the smoke off his gun, Cleetus looks the door, then the body, and then leaves, not even cleaning up the body.. Ok?