Ye Chen, used to read novels on pirated sites, so, when he was reincarnated into the cultivation world he didn't receive any cheats, innate talents, or even good looks.
What's more, he had a wife, who was already sleeping with multiple men and was even carrying a god knows whose child.
[Ding! Your wife has slept with 999 men. You are now the greenery of the world. God-tier seduction system activated.]
[Ding! Journey began with revenge. The System has collected the data of all 999 men and all of them have a wife. Stand proud and cuck them. Seduce their wife, impregnate them. Muhahahaha, revenge is a dish best served cold.]
"..."
Wtf?
Did this system just laugh meancingly?
Ye Chen thought that the System was crazy. He was just a poor man with no means, how could he seduce the wives of all those rich men? His wife slept with 999 men? Damn bitch, she needs to be stoned to death.
[Ding! Godly gift pack available. Would you like to open it?]
"Godly? System, shouldn't I be receiving a newbie going gift pack? How come, it is a godly gift pack, is there a bug in your system?"
[Ding! Host you aren't the newbie, you are top dog when it comes to being cuck, thus, you have received a godly gift pack. If your wife had slept with one man you would receive a newbie gift pack, since she slept with 999 men, the System has decided to give you a godly gift pack. Of course, if she sleeps with another man, numbering it up to thousand, then you will receive the Supreme-God gift pack, thus, you can wait until then.]
Ye Chen: "…"
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But then again... Supreme God gift pack would certainly be better than Godly gift pack.
[Well, congratulations! Your wife slept with 1000 men! I, the system hereby declare you the Green Emperor of the world. You are the number one cucked man of the world. Now, receive your Supreme God gift pack.]
Ye Chen: "…"
The way the system made it sound, Ye Chen felt happy. He was going to receive the Supreme God gift pack.
No, it is wrong. He should not be happy. That damn bitch... The only reason, he is composed is because he sees her as "previous" Ye Chen's wife and not his own.
"System. Open the Supreme God gift pack."
[Ding!]
[You have received a lookmaxing pill ×1 ]
[You have received Supreme Dao Alchemy Intent. Your alchemy learning speed is increased by ten thousand.]
[You have received Supreme Dao Sword Intent. Your Sword learning speed is increased by ten thousand.]
[You have received Supreme Dao Formation intent. Your Rune and array comprehension speed increased by ten thousand.]
[You have obtained Supreme Sigma male physique—16-inch Dao rod, infinite vitality, long "cultivation" session.]
[Your cultivation base has been increased from Qi refining first stage to the Ninth stage Qi Emperor realm. ]
[You have received ten thousand Mid-grade spirit stones.]
Ye Chen: "…"
'What the fuck is Sigma male physique? Did I get a pirated system?' Ye Chen questioned the reality.
Also, what is this Lookmaxing pill?
[Ding! The last man to sleep with your wife is named Wang Zhi. He is a trash cultivator of the Third Stage of Qi Refinement, but his fiancée is called Chen Jing and she is a cultivator of the Ninth Stage of Qi Refinement with decent talent in alchemy. She is currently working at Wangji city's biggest auction house.]
[Host. Your goal is to make her submit senselessly, record it in pure 8K HD, and show it to Wang Zhi. Your first task is to assert dominance.]
"Why do I feel, you aren't a Godly seduction system but a Netori system?" Ye Chen muttered, rubbing his temples. The absurdity of the situation was overwhelming. He was a Qi Emperor now, leagues above a trash cultivator like Wang Zhi, yet his first mission was to seduce the fiancée of a man he had never met?
"System, is there any way to get rid of this... 'Sigma male' physique? It feels like my blood is boiling."
[Ding! The Sigma male physique is a unique gift from the System to ensure the Host can satisfy the demands of the harem. It is permanent.]
Cultivation is divided into: Body forging, Qi refining, realm, Qi Master, Qi Grandmaster, Qi Saint, Qi Emperor, Foundation stage, great foundation stage, Golden core stage.
Ye Chen sighed and took out the look-maxing pills from the System space.
It tasted like bitter almonds and instantly sent a rush of heat through his body. His bones cracked audibly, and his facial features sharpened, his jawline becoming chiseled, his eyes becoming piercing and deep.
His once-sloppy physique transformed into a toned and muscular build. His previously dull hair turned glossy and thick, cascading down his back with a regal air. Every inch of his skin became flawless and radiant.
Flawless immortal descended from the nine heavens.
He looked like a sex symbol, the kind, whose mere presence would make women orgasm.
He did want to kill his wife but on second thought, he was magnanimous enough to let her go, given that, his Supreme God gift pack is all due to her.
"System, what about my wife? I want her to be a beauty, at least for the sake of my child," Ye Chen asked, hoping that the system would have a gift pack for his wife as well.
The system looked at him once, then the system panel rippled and a hand came out of it.
Slap!!!
Ye Chen's cheeks were swollen red, blood dripping down his chin. "Why are you hitting me, System? I am your host!" he yelled, furious.
[You dumb neega. You have a new life ahead, look at others' wives not your own. What child? Whose child? You are a virgin pro max.]
Ye Chen was speechless. He just wanted to end things on good terms. You know what, maybe the system is right, he should forget about his wife and only look at others' wives.