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Chapter 1 - Chapter [1] Don’t Screw With Me

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This novel contains: material for adults (sexual relations, explicit language), although it does not focus 100% on that aspect. The distribution is as follows:

70% character and story development.

30% R18 scenes.

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"They're fucking me from behind!" I shouted. "I repeat! They're fucking me from behind!"

"You know that sounds wrong, right?" One of my friends replied through the game.

"HAHAHAHA"

"Who's fucking you from behind? HAHAHA"

The laughter of my other friends echoed through my headphones while I laughed as well.

"Fuck them!" I shouted into the mic, pressing the walk and jump keys at the same time. "Come on, there's only one left!"

Everyone went silent as they searched for the bastard on the opposing team.

"I FOUND HIM!" my friend shouted, completely deafening me.

-Player: "my_balls_itch" eliminated.-

"HAHAHAHA, you can't be that bad, man," I replied when I saw he got killed by a headshot.

But I fell silent a few seconds later, as one by one my friends were eliminated by: "HackProGamer777."

"That bastard's a hacker, no doubt," one of my friends said.

"Seriously, he can't just be that good out of nowhere."

"Dude, he's only got 4 kills and they're all from just these rounds, what the hell?"

"Relax, guys, I'm still here, the best one," I said while focusing all my attention on the most exciting match of the week.

"THERE HE IS!" I shouted when I switched to a rifle, aimed at him and…

Thass

'Huh?' My screen along with the computer shut off out of nowhere. "Don't screw with me!" I shouted, shaking the monitor from side to side, furious.

Then I heard my phone vibrate and the screen light up with a notification.

When I took it in my hands, I didn't need to pull down the notification bar to know what it was about: the power to my apartment had been cut for not paying the rent in weeks.

"Just my fucking luck…" I muttered, getting up from the chair and throwing myself onto the bed.

'I don't even have a job… how does he expect me to pay the rent?' I thought irritably, turning over as I turned on my mobile data.

I was 20 years old and studying electrical engineering, a heavy major but thank God it had finally come to an end thanks to summer vacation.

'Should I ask the bank for a loan?' I thought, opening the banking app. When I saw the red numbers, that idea vanished immediately.

-Bank Account-

Balance: $10.

Debt to pay: $1000. Time limit: Overdue. (A 10% daily interest will be applied while the user does not pay the debt.)

"Fuck…" I muttered, quickly closing the app. If I didn't see it, it didn't exist. Simple as that.

Ding

The notification from my favorite web novel arrived on my phone like a divine miracle in the most boring moment of my day.

'What chapter had I left off on?'

When I saw the novel's cover, I couldn't help but shiver with pleasure. Those curves so… god.

"I'd love to have one of those all to myself… I'd fuck her every morning as soon as I woke up."

I said it without filters. Who was going to say anything to me? I lived alone, so my days were divided between going to school, studying, playing games, and watching porn alongside my favorite novel.

Now that vacation had arrived, I just dedicated myself to playing on the computer with my friends while we shamelessly talked about our teachers' asses.

"The SSS Villainesses Want to Rule the World," I muttered the title under my breath as I navigated to the latest published chapter, titled: "Notice."

'I hope the bastard author didn't cancel it.'

But as if the world heard me, that was exactly what happened. The novel I had dedicated hours, sweat, pleasure, and money to had been canceled.

"Don't screw with me! I wanted to know if the villainesses won in the end or not! You bastard author!" I shouted at my phone screen as I abruptly sat up on the bed and started writing my comment, all gloomy, toward the author.

-Nemesis: Son of a bitch, how hard is it to keep writing this shitty novel a little longer? Don't give me excuses about having a job because I spent my allowances on this novel, so money isn't the problem. What a terrible image you give. What am I supposed to read to entertain myself now? You disappoint me. GO TO HELL.

A pretty bad comment, just like that novel I had jerked off to more than once.

I turned off my phone and tossed it aside, closing my eyes as I let out a heavy sigh. "Damn… how I loved that novel."

I got up from the bed and walked toward the window to pull back the curtain and let some light in. But I had barely taken a few steps when I heard my phone ring several times in a row, a sign of multiple notifications.

"Who the hell is it now?" I muttered, thinking it would be my friends insulting me for disappearing at the end of the match.

I chuckled at the thought and bent down toward the bed to grab the phone, though I had to move aside several dirty tissues from previous nights' jerking off.

'Shit.' I thought as I had to stretch farther than expected.

When I finally reached it, I sat on the edge of the bed and saw that they weren't messages from my friends, but from the author I had just criticized.

'What cheap excuse is he going to throw at me now?' I thought with amusement, reading his reply.

-Autornovato7: Money isn't the problem, the problem is that writing this porn novel with one hand is hard ;) I appreciate your daily donations, but unfortunately I got bored of writing this work of art. It has no ending, I admit it. But if you liked the novel that much, then finish it yourself. Modify as much as you want and fulfill your boldest desires. Thanks for reading: The SSS Villainesses Want to Rule the World.

"What…?"

What a vague response. I like reading, not writing. Shitty author.

I tossed the phone back onto the bed and went to the bathroom. A jerk in the dark was exactly what I needed.

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When I finished, I walked out of the bathroom normally, but with everything dark I ended up stepping on something I couldn't identify.

"Shit!" I shouted in fright when my phone appeared in front of me, floating.

I didn't even take the time to look at what the screen showed and ran toward the door.

But just as I was about to reach it, something hit my head so hard that I lost my balance and ended up falling face-first against the doorknob.

And everything went dark.

The only thought I had was that I had died.

'Shit, shit, shit… I didn't even get to have sex with a sexy woman…' I thought, noticing that I couldn't speak for some strange reason.

I tried to look around for something, but nothing. Everything was too dark to distinguish anything.

I couldn't even feel my body. It was as if… I didn't have one.

'Is this what being dead is like? I thought it would be… more epic.' I imagined there would be sexy angels welcoming us while sending us to heaven or hell.

Then, a strange golden light appeared in front of me, completely blinding me. When my vision adjusted, I saw a golden screen floating before me.

'A system?' I thought, recognizing the typical screen that appeared when you were sent to another world.

[Loading….]

[…30%…. 66%…. 77%… 99%]

[Starting system…]

'Yes, yes, yes!' I thought excitedly, imagining the possibilities I would have in another world. Being the protagonist, with an OP system that gave me missions, made me powerful, and over time made the heroines fall in love with me.

[Lust System]

[Welcome!]

[Host Name: Marek…. No last name.]

'Lust System? Seriously?' Apparently I got a porn system. I didn't know if that was good or bad…

And what the hell is that about not having a last name?

[You are being transmigrated to: "The SSS Villainesses Want to Rule the World."]

[When the transmigration is complete, you will receive information about your current status.]

'Huh?... NO! Wait, anywhere but there!' The worst possible world was that one… and on top of that I got a porn system.

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