Chapter 85 Yu Xiaogang Accepts a Disciple: I'll Lead You to Hunt Ferocious Beasts and Obtain Soul Rings!
Immediately afterwards, an uncontrollable torrent gushed out from his lower body!
"Gurgle..."
"puff---"
"Huh? Ah!!!"
Soon, Yu Xiaogang noticed something was wrong with his body and his expression changed instantly. His face turned green, and his features twisted into a grimace.
The reason was simple: the grass he had just swallowed was not the magical herb he had imagined, but a kind of rotten grass that was extremely common in the perfect world and even wild beasts wouldn't eat.
Although it has some spiritual power, it also has hallucinogenic and laxative properties.
"It hurts...my stomach..."
"vomit--"
Soon, Yu Xiaogang, suffering from the effects of the poison, also knelt on the ground, vomiting and having diarrhea.
Not only that, but his whole body swelled up rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
In just a short while, Yu Xiaogang's face was swollen like a purple pig's head.
Her already small eyes were squeezed into slits, and her lips looked like two sausages stacked together.
That's not the scariest part. The scariest part is when the toxins affect the brain!
"Hehe, hehehe..."
Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang, who had soiled his pants, stopped wailing and a dazed smile gradually appeared on his face.
Then, he stood up unsteadily and saw the crooked, withered tree in front of him as the person he had been longing for.
"Erlong, is that you, Erlong?"
Yu Xiaogang walked over with deep affection, then hugged the withered tree tightly and began to rub his face frantically against the rough bark, his pig-like face streaked with tears.
"Erlong, I love you, Erlong!"
"Even though I'm a good-for-nothing, even though I ran away from my wedding."
"But you're the only one in my heart, Erlong!"
Come here, give me a kiss, *smack*
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang, in front of the entire Douluo Continent, pouted his swollen sausage lips and kissed the tree trunk full of wormholes in front of him.
Not far away, several young herb-gathering boys who were passing by were so frightened by what they saw that they covered their eyes and ran away.
"Oh my god! A pig demon is raping a big tree!"
"That's insane!"
...
Meanwhile, outside the sky...
Douluo Continent, Shrek Academy.
Liu Erlong froze on the spot when she saw Yu Xiaogang in the picture, who was hugging a withered tree and gnawing on it, his face covered in excrement and swollen like a pig's head.
"Xiao Gang, you..."
At this moment, Liu Erlong stared at the scene with a stiff expression, feeling both incredulous and incredibly embarrassed.
Especially when I saw that big wet patch in his crotch, I felt disgusted and wanted to vomit.
Finally, seeing Yu Xiaogang still touching and groping the tree in front of him in the light screen, even doing push-ups, Liu Erlong let out a scream and immediately fainted from anger.
Seeing this, Zhao Wuji quickly helped her up.
Then, looking up at Yu Xiaogang, who was moving around happily in the sky, he felt his face turn red and wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
"How am I supposed to tell people this is my brother now?"
"This is so stupid!"
...
Meanwhile, behind the celestial curtain.
The Perfect World, the Upper Realm.
Just as Yu Xiaogang was hugging the big tree, preparing to change the way he continued the act of procreation.
"Smack!"
A tattered straw sandal flew over and struck him on the back of the head.
"Where did this madman come from?"
"It's absolutely outrageous to look at in broad daylight!"
The next second, a middle-aged doctor carrying a medicine basket, wearing coarse linen clothes and barefoot walked over with a look of disgust.
He looked at Yu Xiaogang, who was still convulsing, and shook his head speechlessly.
Then, he casually pulled a dark, pellet-like pill from the medicine basket and roughly stuffed it into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
Finally, he slapped him on the back to help him go down.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
As soon as the pill entered his stomach, a cool sensation instantly dispelled the toxins in Yu Xiaogang's body.
As the hallucination in Yu Xiaogang's eyes dissipated, he stared blankly at the withered tree in front of him, which was soaked with his own saliva.
And his own swollen hands and the doctor who was looking at him with the eyes of someone who was mentally challenged.
"What am I doing..."
"Hmph, you're awake?"
Seeing that he had finally regained consciousness, the doctor curled his lip and looked at him with disdain, saying:
"At such an old age, what a waste of his life?"
"That's rotten grass. Even a three-year-old child here knows it's a poisonous plant used to smother rats. How dare you eat it raw?"
"I think you don't want to cultivate, you just want to turn yourself into a dried-up corpse, don't you?"
"Poison, poisonous herbs?"
Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaogang was struck dumb, staring in disbelief at the quack doctor who was still cursing and swearing.
His "Ten Core Theories of Perfect World" actually has some flaws?
It's okay, it's gone now.
Yu Xiaogang suddenly nodded triumphantly, thinking that he had actually discovered a rotten plant, which was a big step forward in his theory.
"Alright, stop spacing out."
Seeing his smug look, the quack doctor beside him waved his hand impatiently:
"What I just gave you was a Qingxin Pill. Although it was only a low-grade one, its medicinal power was enough for your useless body to digest for a while."
"You're lucky to have met me today; you're in a good mood."
After saying that, the quack doctor picked up his medicine basket again and walked away without looking back.
In contrast, Yu Xiaogang sat there blankly, feeling the medicinal effects of the sheep droppings dissolving inside his body.
Although this medicine is only of low grade, it is undoubtedly a divine pill for people in the Douluo system!
Level 31, Level 32, Level 35...
In just a quarter of an hour, Yu Xiaogang's soul power soared to level thirty-eight!
Even the oppressive force that had been suffocating him suddenly felt lighter, allowing him to move a little more freely by channeling his soul power.
"Level 38, I really am a genius!"
Feeling the powerful soul force emanating from his body, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but clench his fist. The swelling on his face subsided a bit, but his obsessive madness only intensified.
"Tch, quack doctor, what do you know?"
"If I hadn't eaten that herb first to fight poison with poison, how could your pills have had such a miraculous effect?"
"This proves my theory is still working!"
After saying that, he turned his head to look at Luo Sanpao, who was still unchanged in appearance but rolling his eyes at his feet, and a deep disgust flashed in his eyes as he said:
"Useless! I'm already level 38, and you're still a pig!"
"There's been absolutely no evolution!"
"It seems my theory was correct; there are only useless martial souls!"
After saying that, Yu Xiaogang kicked Luo Sanpao away, forcibly pulled him back into his body, and slowly stood up. Then, he looked into the distance with a somewhat cold gaze.
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