This Blue-crowned Amazon Parrot's gift of gab could probably only be matched by Deadpool from Marvel Comics; Little Spider, Star-Lord, and Ant-Man were all a clear step down. Plus, Shen Yibin couldn't for the life of him remember the bird's ridiculously long name, so he decided to just call him Jerkwad.
"Let me say this again! My noble name is Pablo-Diego-José-Santiago-Francisco-de-Paula-Juan-Nepomuceno-Crispiniano-de-los-Remedios-Cipriano-de-la-Santísima-Trinidad-María-Patricio-Clito-Ruíz-Blasco-Ryan-Reynolds!" Jerkwad's feathers ruffled instantly. This little punk had just spent ages making fun of Hah'Er's name; how could he possibly allow himself to be given such a stupid name?
"Yeah! Yeah!" Hah'Er, standing on the side, actually understood and clapped his paws in support of Shen Yibin. 'Haha! That's what you get for making fun of me! Serves you right! The name Jerkwad sounds way worse than Hah'Er.'
