Its the year 20X-
Um, why do these novels always cross out the last digits of the year?
Shh... let me finish..
Its the year 20XX, and the world was normal. But suddenly, porta-
Oh my god.. more cliché themes, blah blah blah portals, monsters, systems, plot armor, this bores me to no end.
STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!
Jeez.. okay ill wait until you write out my character..
Anyways, Time passed since the monsters invaded Earth, humans gained special abilities that grant them protection against the never ending hordes of monsters. The civilians call them "Awakeners".
Awakeners are classified into alphabetical ranks. F, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS.
Mr Narrator! I have a question!
Gguhh... what is it?
Is the author not creative enough to make it atleast unique?
Dont question the author's taste... hes a little rotten in the brain, for reading too much stupid shit on webnovel.
Mr Narrator! Will you please write my character now?
Fine.. the author is too lazy to add some world building, so we'll skip that.
What do you want your name to be?
Uh... John Webnovel.
Okay, atleast you didn't suggest something that readers cant pronounce, like 随机生成的中文名字读者无法读出来.
I dont speak Chinese Mr Narrator, anyways continue on with my introduction!
Well uh, he has a system, whatever you wanna call it, golden finger, old master, heavenly treasure, sss skill, you name it.
Yay!! Am I gonna be some op, not well written, no character development, making a harem MC with plot armor and a system?
Duh! That's the genre of this novel.
Im too lazy to make a background for you, so ill simplify it.
John Webnovel, parents dead, girlfriend broke up with him, gets op sss class system, courts death with opponents stronger than him.
Now thats done, you wanna make an introduction?
Of course Narrator san!
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Wait do I have to act all edgy and stuff?
Yeah duh, you're the secretive, op, nonchalant mc.
"Grk!"
John Webnovel groans in pain. He had been hit by a powerful attack. He had originally been an awakener, albeit a weak one. He had received a C class ability labeled "???" Which he found out, he has to die to activate. He looks at the system panel with a frown.
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System panel line for the yk system stuff.
John Webnovel
Health:1-100
Level: 15
Age:23
Sex: No thank you
Skill: ???
???-
Condition of awakening:
Die
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Wait what the fuck? Why do I have the system now? I thought the system will only appear when I like idk, die, or get regressed.
Shut up. The author forgot some things in the plot. Let him cook.
Wait since its been changed, is it gonna be like where everyone has a system, but his system is special or some shit?
Yeah sure whatever... let the plot continue.
John Webnovel was in despair. Was he gonna die? Obviously not as plot armor exist.
"Is this how I die?! This shitty ability, fuck you whoever is writing this novel, fuck you for making this a regression novel!"
Life slowly fades from the eyes of John Webnovel.
??? The conditions for this ability has been unlocked, revealing its true form. 'Regression'
YESSS!!! Time to court death, and slap young masters, and take the jade beauties!
John Webnovel thought it was the end, but that system panel gave him hope.
He clicked on the Regression ability.
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Would you like to regress, and become the MC of 'SSS class special returner original'?
[Yes] [No]
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[Yes]
"So uh I clicked it? Where's my regression?"
Oh yeah I forgot.
John Webnovel dies. But his soul is sent back in time to 5 years in the past, right at the start of the portals appearance.
Wait Mr Narrator san!
What?
So uh what is my cheat ability? I mean Regression is a cool thing and all, but doesnt it have to be in a near death state?
You're not thinking this all the way through John. He has experience, like hiring future heroes that are soon gonna be the pillar of humanity! Secret portals that lead to OP treasure, etc.
I see... continue on with the plot.
"Am I truly back?! This time, I will live my life to the fullest and exploit everything!"
The end.
Cut!
Wow my dialogues were amazing!
this novel better be nominated for something.
Yeah, gonna be nominated in nothing. Dont expect shit. Its his first novel. Literally zero expectations.
Have some hope... anyways is the author gonna publish the chapter now?
Hey Author, click the 'next button' and publish it.
Oh yeah the chapter title.
Mr Narrator, can I write the chapter title?
No, hey stop that!