Chapter 124: The Future Successor of the Xianzhou Luofu II
"Ahahahahaha! I am the current Luofu General—Fu Xuan!" Fu Xuan's figure appeared on the screen. She was covering her mouth, laughing wildly, and introducing herself.
Behind her, the background board showed Fu Xuan's own portrait [ specifically, her pose from the gacha warp banner ].
"Divination Commission Master Diviner—Qingque!" Right after Fu Xuan finished her introduction, Qingque popped out of nowhere. She flashed a peace sign in front of her eyes and said with a beaming smile.
Behind her, the background board showed her holding a tile high in the air.
"Luofu Sword Champion—Yanqing!" After Qingque's introduction, Yanqing also jumped out. With a bright smile, he raised his sword high and introduced himself.
Behind him was his own portrait, smiling broadly atop a flying sword [ the very portrait of Yanqing you see when you lose your 50/50 ].
"Cloud Knight Leader—Sushang!" As soon as Yanqing finished, Sushang immediately leaped out. She gave a big thumbs-up, winked one eye, stuck out her tongue, and said playfully.
Behind her, Sushang was sitting on a large tree, holding a brush in one hand and a wooden board in the other, with a little bird flying in front of her.
"Ten… Ten-Lords Commission Ju… Judge—Huohuo." After Sushang, a green-haired girl jumped out, introducing herself with a terrified expression. Her index fingers were nervously tapping and poking against each other. She was indeed Huohuo of the Ten-Lords Commission.
Behind her was a portrait of herself looking utterly horrified, clutching a small flag.
Just then, the scene shifted. The five of them stood together, striking various poses, and shouted in unison: "We are… the New Luofu Five!"
As soon as they finished speaking, a massive explosion went off with a loud boom behind them.
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[ Honkai: Star Rail - Xuan Yong: Ah, this… Just watching this short clip, I've realized that these five have practically written the words 'unreliable' all over their faces. Oh, boy. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Firefly: Yeah, indeed. No wonder the live stream previously said to let General Jing Yuan hold on a bit longer. Now that I see these five future leaders of the Luofu, I finally understand why. They are the absolute definition of unreliable. ]
At this moment, Firefly, Cocolia, and Tingyun were sitting at a dining table, savoring several delicacies, such as delicious ice cream cones [ three flavors ], Oak Cake Rolls, Pika White Grape Soda, French Fries Sundae, Clock Pizza, and UFO Burgers. These delicacies cost a total of twenty thousand credits.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Fu Xuan: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! I would never be so foolish! ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Jing Yuan: I think I'd better hold on for another few hundred years. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kevin: Sigh, if the Luofu Xianzhou is handed over to the five of them, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Welt Yang: True. Training a qualified successor is no simple task. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Zhongli: Perhaps the people themselves have the ability to resolve any crisis. ]
Zhongli, who had long wanted to be a hands-off boss, was already eager to fake his death. He had just learned that the Traveler had arrived in Liyue. Most importantly, the Rite of Descension was just around the corner, which would be the perfect time to drop his 'corpse'.
[ Genshin Impact - Venti: Well said! I believe humanity itself has the power to overcome any crisis. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Diluc: So is that the reason why you've run up a massive tab at my tavern? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Furina: Humanity resolving crises on their own? How… how is that even possible? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Neuvillette: Lady Furina, what are you saying? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Furina: Nothing. Let's just keep watching the live stream. ]
Furina and Focalors looked at each other, both seeing the helplessness and confusion in the other's eyes.
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The screen transitioned to show Fu Xuan processing official documents. Surprisingly, she was guzzling down seven cups of boba tea at once, shouting excitedly, "Happy tea! Happy tea! I want more happy tea!"
"Coming, coming!" Just then, another woman brought over a dozen more cups of boba, placing them before Fu Xuan. She said respectfully, "General Fu Xuan, here is the boba tea you requested!"
"Excellent!" Seeing another dozen cups arrive, Fu Xuan whipped out a multi-pronged straw and began drinking from several cups simultaneously.
Meanwhile, in the Divination Commission:
Qingque was gathered around a mahjong table with several other Divination Commission staff, playing mahjong non-stop while keeping an eye on her phone.
Suddenly, Qingque glanced at her hand, stood up abruptly, slammed her tiles onto the table, and yelled, "Hu! I win!"
Over at the Cloud Knight Training Grounds:
Yanqing and Sushang were sparring. Swords clashed as they traded blows, neither able to gain the upper hand.
But soon, as they charged at each other, Sushang stepped on a banana peel and took a nasty spill. Yanqing was so startled by Sushang's sudden fall that he lost his balance. His sword plunged straight down between his legs, nearly ending his family line.
In the Fyxestroll Garden:
Several heliobi were surrounding Huohuo, mocking her relentlessly. Our Ten-Lords Commission Judge, Huohuo, was squatting on the ground, clutching her head and trembling all over, completely at a loss for what to do.
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[ Honkai: Star Rail - Hanya: Huohuo, you must pull yourself together. Do not be afraid. You are the future Judge of the Ten-Lords Commission! ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Fu Xuan: Fake! It's all fake! How could I possibly neglect my duties just to drink boba tea? And Qingque! Who permitted you to turn the Divination Commission into a mahjong parlor? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Qingque: Master Diviner, I didn't! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Bronya: This unreliable personality is actually quite similar to Kiana's. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Bronya, what did you say? How could I possibly be that silly? I am the hero who saved the world! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Bronya: Idiotka. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Beidou: Hmph, if only that woman could learn a thing or two from the people on screen. Every time I enter the port, she inspects my fleet with such a serious face. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Ningguang: Captain Beidou's fleet must be thoroughly inspected. Otherwise, how else can we ensure Captain Beidou makes her honest earnings? ]
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Suddenly, two Cloud Knights appeared on screen, whispering to each other as they watched their new leaders.
"Do you think this new batch of leaders can really protect the Luofu Xianzhou?" one Cloud Knight asked curiously.
The other Cloud Knight looked at the five figures in the distance, hesitated for a moment, and muttered, "In… anyway, just believe in them."
The scene shifted back to Fu Xuan, who was happily drinking her boba tea. She threw her hands in the air with excitement and shouted, "Happy tea! I want more happy tea!"
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