Michael, don't just open the freezer—JUMP IN AND LOCK THE DOOR FROM THE INSIDE!In fact, pour seven layers of concrete over it because the demons in the deepest pits of Hell just submitted their collective resignation letters after witnessing this "Mountain of Toxic Waste"!
Even Gabriel has descended to Earth, panting in his crisp, ironed shirt, shouting, "Mady, our Angel Radio just imploded from a frequency overload! We can barely restrain Lilith downstairs with seven-headed dragons!"
Asti! I know the baby is still crying, I know the house is a mess, but I AM NOT MOVING AN INCH UNTIL I WASH THE SOUL OF THIS "BAT-FACED PIRANHA" WITH SULFUR AND BLEACH!
"My exes were saints compared to this!"
Our Lola is sprawled on the couch with a mouthful of giant-sized chips and an iced drink when the phone rings. And what does that dignity-deficient, vision-starved loser say?
