"The New Structure of the Seas: Two 'Emperors' Fall, Hegemony Changes"
—— World Economic News Special Edition, Exclusive Column by President Morgans
Headline News:
"The Multi-Power System Collapses! A New Era of Two Emperors Emerges — 'Blood Mist' Rhett and 'Whitebeard' Newgate Stand Side by Side!"
The smoke has cleared, the sky stained red with blood.
The days-long battle of Wano ended in a crushing defeat for the Beasts Pirates and the Big Mom Pirates! This epic confrontation, which could only be called the "New World Hegemony War," has completely rewritten the structure of power on the seas.
According to intelligence sent back by frontline reporter News Coo (who miraculously survived), Kaido and Charlotte Linlin, who had been showing signs of becoming the Four Emperors, were utterly defeated by the combined forces of Rhett and Whitebeard.
Rhett and Whitebeard have stepped over the reputations of Charlotte Linlin and Kaido to claim their positions as Emperors of the Sea. This isn't something this editor made up — it's been acknowledged by pirates across the world during this time.
Kaido was severely wounded by Kozuki Oden and fell into the sea. Charlotte Linlin was forced to abandon a large number of her children and Homies, retreating in disgrace.
And the mastermind behind it all — "Blood Mist" Rhett — toyed with the two future Emperors as if they were mere playthings!
"This wasn't a war. It was a one-sided hunt." — a surviving pirate who wished to remain anonymous.
The seas around Wano have returned to brief calm after the blood mist dispersed, but the undercurrents in the New World are more turbulent than ever.
Meanwhile, aboard the World Economic News airship, Morgans was excitedly ruffling his feathers. He had just received an anonymous Den Den Mushi video recording.
"Perfect! This is big news!" President Morgans laughed maniacally as he pressed the publish button. The headline was huge and eye-catching: "The Evolution of Two Emperors! The Countdown to Revenge Begins!"
Breaking news from the World Economic News.
But there wasn't just one newspaper company. Don't forget, they had their own press as well.
"New Era Media: Moore Daily Inaugural Issue"
—— Breaking traditions! Tearing down lies! Let the world witness the true king!
Front Page Headline:
"Morgans? Outdated! The King of News in the New Era Is Here! — Exclusive Revelation of Captain 'Blood Dawn' Rhett's True Great Achievements"
[An Open Letter to Dear 'Old Timer' Morgans]
Dear "Senior" Morgans:
What the hell are you even writing?
While you're still using cheap, cliche headlines like "Shocking!" and "Exclusive!" to grab attention, the new era of media has already risen. You think slapping the title "Emperor of the Sea" on Captain Rhett makes you impressive? Pathetic! Your understanding of him is as shallow as the shallowest pond in Fish-Man Island.
What you wrote about Rhett: cold-blooded, calculating, an ambitious schemer.
The real Rhett: wise, powerful, a leader of the era!
You can't even capture the depth of a single strand of his hair, and you call yourself the "King of News"?
"Blood Mist," "Whitebeard," "Big Mom" — don't you have any culture? As a bird from the Land of Dragons, starting a business here, aren't you people the ones who believe in gods every single day?
Let us call out Lord Rhett's true name — "Mist Lord" Lord Rhett, the Master of the Mist. To see Lord Rhett is to see our Lord. The Lord will grant you courage. The Lord will bring you hope. The Lord is our unchanging spiritual support. Our God!!!!
Let us praise the true master of these seas —
"Mist Lord" Lord Rhett!!!!!! All Hail the Mist Lord!!!!
Signed: New Era Media Leader — Moore (and his invincible team)
[Why We Are Better Than Morgans]
The True Meaning of the "Blood Mist Domain"
Your shallow reporting only writes about "battlefield control," but you don't know that this is the "Mist of Mercy" that Captain Rhett developed to reduce unnecessary casualties! It is the Mist of Liberation that brings hope. Lord Rhett is merciful and forgiving. He is willing to give every erring pirate a peaceful sleep.
Say it with me: All Hail Lord Rhett!!!!
The truth behind crushing Kaido and Linlin is not "conspiracy" — it's absolute overwhelming power. You wrote "toying with them"?
Wrong!
Have you even properly watched this battle? That was Captain Rhett giving his final lesson to two "remnants of the old era." They are nothing more than stepping stones for Lord Rhett.
They aren't worth a single strand of Lord Rhett's hair.
[Why We Are Better Than Morgans]
We dare to tell the truth!
Morgans has been fed and kept by the World Government for years. He no longer dares to write the truth! (What? You say there's no proof? But just because there's no proof doesn't mean I can't say it?? This is business competition!) And we — (see the third edition for details, 49 Berries per copy — good quality, fair price)
We Have Better Taste!
Compare the headlines:
Morgans: "The Four Emperors' War! Rivers of Blood!" Who does he think he is, putting anyone on the same level as Lord Rhett?
Us: "The Art of War: How Captain Rhett Used Blood Mist to Paint the Blueprint of the New World"
We Are More Professional!
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Now, time for audience interaction.
Q: Editor Moore, you're praising Rhett so much. Did you get paid?
Moore (pushing up his glasses): "Absolutely not. I swear on my gentlemanly conduct. I swear on my entire staff's integrity. Absolutely not!"
"Big Truth" runs past excitedly, shaking Moore: "Moore!!!! Lord Tesoro's funding has come through! Where should we put it?!"
Moore sits up immediately: "The disaster relief grain has arrived!!! Quick, quick, quick! Move it into our safe!"
Q: Staring!!!
Moore wipes his sweat: "Lord Tesoro gave it, not Lord Rhett. I think that's perfectly reasonable. Don't be so serious."
Q: Does your newspaper really only have four people?
Big Banyan (suddenly appearing on screen): "But we are hiring! Leave your name, personality, and appearance description here. Abilities must be reasonable — no lying. Leave a message. If suitable, our editor will contact you."
While Morgans is still using outdated tricks to boost sales, "Moore Daily" has already conquered the seas with the truth!
Subscription Hotline: Find any spectacled News Coo and shout "Moore is awesome"! Note: It must be one wearing glasses.
(The above was personally written by Moore, the Type-Type Fruit user. Every punctuation mark flows with the power of truth!)
