Chapter 2: Chatting with a Thousand-Year-Old Fox
A dim space.
Naruto stood in the water, looking through the gate at the sleeping Nine-Tailed.
His words just now seemed to have been ignored.
But he knew that this giant fox just didn't want to bother with him.
"It's really good stuff, you know."
Naruto waved a bag of dog food in his hand.
It rustled.
The Nine-Tailed still didn't react.
He directly tore open the plastic bag.
Suddenly, an unimaginable aroma wafted out.
Naruto subconsciously swallowed.
This smells too good.
It made him want to be a dog too.
The sleeping Nine-Tailed finally reacted; it opened its eyes.
"Brat, what is that?"
Ever since he and Naruto met half a year ago, no matter what methods he used, he couldn't scare this brat, so he stopped bothering with him, treating him like a buzzing mosquito in his ear.
But two months ago, Naruto started telling him ghost stories for no reason.
He wasn't scared, he just found him annoying.
"Something delicious."
Naruto directly threw the dog food in, just like throwing bananas to monkeys at the zoo.
The Nine-Tailed opened its gaping maw.
This bag of dog food was smaller than one of its teeth.
It felt nothing.
"Oh oh oh! Awoooo!"
A moment later, the Nine-Tailed suddenly cried out.
Its words were filled with a certain sense of exhilaration.
Naruto even thought its large face seemed a bit flushed.
Is it really that good?
He felt a little regret.
He should have tried it earlier.
"Brat, is there more?"
The Nine-Tailed pressed its forehead against the gate, its big eyes conveying the meaning of 'I want more'.
"No more."
Naruto couldn't explain it to it.
"What did you say? You hateful brat!"
The Nine-Tailed felt deceived, its voice booming.
This old man is so huge, and you only gave me a small bag? Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?
But Naruto, who had anticipated its reaction, had already left the Sealing Space.
"This voice is suitable for playing a suona; it can send people off happily, comparable to a professional team."
Naruto rubbed his ears.
The Nine-Tailed's personality gives off a brutal impression.
But having watched the original work, he felt that the Nine-Tailed was like a husky with the pride of a fox.
And its love for dog food further solidified its identity as a husky.
"I originally thought fighting the Third Hokage would yield something good."
Naruto sighed.
Perhaps it was because he used a trick.
Of course, he would never admit it was simply because he was too unlucky.
Naruto's thoughts stirred, and his panel appeared before his eyes.
host: Uzumaki Naruto
Attack Bonus: 0%
Defense Bonus: 0%
Dōjutsu Power Bonus: 0%
Chakra Bonus: 0%
Sage Chakra Bonus: 0%
Remaining attribute points: 0
According to the system's explanation, the attribute points he gained through achievements were not numerical values, but rather bonuses based on his own attributes.
Taking Kakashi Hatake as an example, if his Chakrabonus was maxed out to 100%, his capacity would double.
Hmm, it doesn't seem that great.
But if it were Senju Hashirama, he would be unstoppable, a god among men.
For Naruto's attributes, a bonus was naturally better than a numerical increase.
After all, he was a Chakra Ton.
Unfortunately, achievements that grant attributes are too rare.
Next, Naruto opened his card list.
Cards are mainly divided into two categories: Character Cards and item cards.
Because he had completed few achievements, he had only obtained three cards.
item card: dog food (Permanent)
item card: Sexy Jutsu (One-time)
item card: Three Basic Jutsu (Permanent)
Character Card: White Zombie (Permanent)
Both item cards and Character Cards have either a one-time or permanent notation.
However, Character Cards have a different aspect: they have a time limit.
For example, the White Zombie card can only transform for three minutes, its strength is mediocre, and it's afraid of strong light, fire, glutinous rice, and dog blood.
The advantage is that its body is very hard, and ordinary swords are difficult to damage it.
But that's all; it has no offensive capabilities, it's just a living target.
Naruto guessed it was because this card was bronze-colored.
Cards have three colors, or rather, three grades: Bronze, Silver, and Gold.
He obtained the White Zombie card by telling the Nine-Tailed ghost stories for seven nights.
Achievement: Chatting with a Thousand-Year-Old Fox.
He obtained the Three Basic Jutsu by standing on the Hokage Rock.
Achievement: Overlooking the Scenery.
He accidentally triggered the Sexy Jutsu by running into a hot spring.
Achievement: A pervert since childhood.
Of course, Naruto didn't admit it.
It was just an accident.
Women only affect the speed at which he draws his sword.
In his previous life, he was single for eighteen years, not because no girls pursued him—on the contrary, there were many—but his heart was only for studying.
And aren't 2D wives better?
Young, beautiful, always eighteen, and never betray you.
You can even role-play as a cuckold or Prime Minister Cao.
After obtaining the Shadow Clone Jutsu, Narutowasn't in a hurry.
He was only five years old; time was still long.
Moreover, this Ninjutsu wasn't difficult.
He continued his handiwork.
Making a rider belt.
This idea came to him after he got his first card.
Especially the Character Cards.
Using cards was like a kamen rider transformation or an Additional effects (additional effect).
Just like Oma Zi-O can summon or use the abilities of other Riders.
yu-gi-oh!'s Duel Disk is also somewhat similar.
But that's too difficult to make.
A belt is simpler.
As for why he was doing this, besides boredom, it was, of course, a man's romance.
After staying home for another two weeks, Hiruzen Sarutobi was so worried that he sent the Ninja Academy admission notice early.
If this continued, he feared Naruto's personality would develop problems.
After all, the last person to be such a shut-in was Orochimaru.
Now he had already packed up and left, defecting from Konoha.
Naruto naturally wouldn't start school early.
The Konoha 12 Genin are all talented, and they speak well.
Missing them would mean missing a lot of fun.
Another month passed, and Naruto finally went out.
Today was his sixth birthday.
According to China's tradition, one must eat a bowl of longevity noodles.
He avoided populated areas and arrived at IchirakuRamen.
Teuchi, the owner, and his beautiful daughter Ayame were among the few who didn't discriminate against him.
"Uncle, one bowl of tonkotsu ramen!"
Naruto shouted boldly after entering the shop.
He completely ignored the strange looks from other customers.
Their discussions were child's play to him.
After all, he spent ten years in Zu'an, with both parents alive.
If he weren't too lazy to bother, Naruto would have directly transformed into a keyboard warrior, making them doubt their lives.
In his opinion, these guys were like the 'many unruly people in poor mountains and harsh waters'.
One day, he would send them to receive nine years of compulsory education.
"Yo, Naruto, long time no see." Teuchi smiled and greeted him, "Sit anywhere you like."
Naruto found a seat, and after waiting ten minutes, a steaming bowl of ramen was served.
Delicious!
Even Naruto, whose taste had been spoiled by Chinese cuisine, had to admit Teuchi's cooking skills.
It could be called the strongest ramen.
"Uncle, here's your money."
Naruto pulled out the pocket money Hiruzen Sarutobi had given him.
A bowl of ramen cost seventy ryo.
But Teuchi didn't take it.
"I remember today is your birthday. This bowl of noodles is my birthday gift to you, kid."
Naruto was a little stunned, and warmth welled up in his heart.
Perhaps Naruto never turned dark in the original story because he met these kind people.
"Thank you, Uncle! Goodbye, Uncle!"
Naruto didn't refuse Teuchi's kindness.
After leaving the ramen shop, he planned to exercise after eating, running directly to the Forest of Death outside the village.
Just as he arrived at a forest path, he saw three mischievous children bullying a little girl.
She hung her head, looking wronged, her eyes seemingly welling up with tears.
Weak, pitiful, helpless, but especially able to eat.jpg.
A wild Hyuga Hinata appeared!
Hyuga Hinata, who still gets lost even with Byakugan's full map hack!