Chapter 173 Yu Xiaogang's trump card! It's over, there's no going back!
Although Yu Xiaogang learned his supernatural powers from that monk, his half-baked skills were no match for Erming's.
They were caught up in no time.
"Put that girl down!"
Erming swept his bat across the ground!
Yu Xiaogang dodged to the side, but he also got angry and turned around to slam his rake down!
clang--!
The rake and the golden cudgel collided, sparks flying everywhere!
"Pig demon! Take this!"
Erming spun his golden cudgel again, transforming it into a sky full of staff shadows that rained down on him.
Yu Xiaogang raised his nine-toothed rake and parried left and right, managing to hold his ground despite his disheveled state.
"You've got some skills!"
The two men were locked in a fierce struggle, their weapons locked together, neither able to move.
Just as Yu Xiaogang was feeling smug, he suddenly felt his hand getting hot.
Looking down, I saw that the golden cudgel had turned bright red, like a branding iron just pulled out of a furnace!
"not good--!"
boom--!
A burst of fire shot out from the tip of the stick and slammed right into Yu Xiaogang's face!
The face exploded on the spot, the skin torn open, and the flesh was a bloody mess.
When the smoke cleared, Yu Xiaogang's face had completely changed—
The pig's snout points to the sky, its two large ears droop down, and its tusks protrude from the corners of its mouth.
It looks exactly like a wild boar that has come to life.
"Ha ha ha ha--!"
Erming laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight:
"Hahahaha! You really are a pig demon! Your transformed face is much more pleasing to the eye than your human face!"
Yu Xiaogang touched his face and found his hand covered in blood and his mouth full of hair.
His complexion—no, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
He usually conceals his true form with magic, but now that he's been exposed by a single blow, he's utterly ashamed to show his face!
"court death!"
He picked up his rake and charged forward, each move a desperate display of skill!
Erming, however, was hesitant to use his full strength because of Li Xiangxiang on his shoulder, and thus his fighting became hesitant and restrained.
The two fought for more than ten rounds.
Yu Xiaogang gradually lost his strength and started planning to escape.
But he was so busy enjoying himself that he never really practiced these survival skills.
I chanted the incantation, but there was no response.
The hand gestures were made incorrectly.
I tried several more spells, but they all failed.
Just as Erming was about to bring his stick down again—
Yu Xiaogang panicked and feinted a rake attack, taking advantage of the moment when Erming dodged...
Take a deep breath.
Lift your pert buttocks and aim them at Erming—
Pfft!
A cloud of colorful mist burst forth from behind him!
The smell... how should I put it?
It's like a thousand rotten eggs, five hundred rotten garlic cloves, and socks that haven't been washed for three days, all fermented together in a jar for ten years!
Erming charged too fast and plunged headfirst into the smoke.
The smell made his eyes roll back in his head.
Snot and tears streamed down my face. I covered my nose and spun around in circles, completely disoriented.
"Cough cough cough—! Ugh—!"
His eyes rolled back, and he couldn't even hold onto his golden cudgel, which tumbled and fell through the air.
"What the hell is this?! Are you trying to poison me?!"
By the time the cloud dispersed, Yu Xiaogang had already carried Li Xiangxiang away and disappeared.
Erming stood there, his eyes watering from the fumes, fanning himself vigorously.
"Ptooey! It stinks! It stinks!"
"That pig demon... he's a real piece of trash!"
He sniffed, his face stiffening—
Oh no, this smell can't be washed off.
Yu Xiaogang carried Li Xiangxiang and plunged into the cave.
Inside the cave, a large group of beautiful women were chatting and eating melon seeds. When they saw him enter, they were first taken aback, then swarmed around him.
"The King is back!"
"Your Majesty, are these the new ladies?"
"He's just average-looking..."
Yu Xiaogang wasn't in the mood to pay them any attention. He put Li Xiangxiang down on the ground and waved his hand.
"Get out, all of you, get out!"
The group of women looked at each other, not daring to ask any more questions, and obediently withdrew.
Yu Xiaogang paced back and forth in the cave, restless.
It's not that I'm afraid of that monkey Erming; no matter how good that brute is at fighting, he's nothing special.
He was afraid of that monk.
The mysterious monk who imparted Taoist teachings to him and gave him magical treasures.
The man never revealed who he was, but Yu Xiaogang wasn't stupid.
Could someone who can casually unleash such supernatural powers and techniques be an ordinary person?
The more I thought about it, the more guilty I felt.
"Pack your things and run away."
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and began rummaging through drawers and cabinets.
Wrap up the pills in the cabinet. Put away the magical treasures on the shelf.
He tore off the talisman hanging on the wall and stuffed it into his pocket.
The group of women outside immediately panicked.
"Your Majesty! Where are you going?"
"Your Majesty, you can't abandon us!"
"How can we live without you!"
Some of them were robbed, some were sent up the mountain, and some came on their own.
Regardless of how they came to be, every single one of them had no cultivation.
Without Yu Xiaogang, they would be nothing more than food for wild animals in these deep mountains and forests!
The piglets also gathered around, grunting and squealing. Some hugged my legs, some nuzzled my feet, and they cried so pitifully.
"Get out! Get out! Get out!"
Yu Xiaogang kicked several away:
"Get out of here, all of you!"
Li Xiangxiang stood in the corner, dumbfounded.
She never expected that this pig demon would have so many women!
To my surprise, he turned his back on me and became so heartless!
Yu Xiaogang packed up the last box of jewelry, walked over, and pulled her up.
"Walk."
Li Xiangxiang tried desperately to shrink back:
"I won't leave! Let me go!"
Yu Xiaogang's face darkened, but he quickly forced a smile:
"Xiangxiang, those women are all just playing around. My feelings for you are genuine."
"Look, I only took you with me when I ran away. Doesn't that prove anything?"
Li Xiangxiang didn't believe his nonsense, but with her meager strength, how could she possibly break free?
Regardless of her wishes, Yu Xiaogang stuffed her into the magic weapon, picked up the bundle, and dashed out of the cave.
...
Erming was wandering around the mountains in a fit of rage.
Lost them!
That pig demon, when it can't beat you, it just farts and runs away. What a piece of trash!
"Damn it! Don't let me catch you again—!"
"What are you looking for, Fellow Daoist Kongming?"
A gentle voice came from behind.
Erming turned around abruptly, and upon seeing who it was, his expression changed.
Moonlight Bodhisattva.
He subconsciously took a half step back, feeling somewhat uneasy as he recalled his outburst at Mount Ling...
But the Moonlight Bodhisattva seemed to have completely forgotten about it, smiled slightly, and asked again:
"What are you looking for, fellow Daoist?"
Erming scratched his head and tentatively said:
"Find a... pig demon."
"oh?"
The Moonlight Bodhisattva raised her hand and pointed down the mountain.
Erming looked in the direction he was pointing—
"This...how is this possible?!"
Erming's eyes widened in disbelief.
He had been chasing that pig demon for ages, but it was faster than a rabbit. How did it suddenly appear right under his nose?
Who cares!
Erming didn't bother to think it through. He somersaulted down and swung his golden cudgel to smash it!
boom--!
Yu Xiaogang was suddenly struck on the back.
He was sent flying and crashed into the hillside, creating a large crater.
"Ouch—!"
He screamed, but before he could get up, Erming's stick came down again!
Bang bang bang bang!
A brutal beating!
Yu Xiaogang was beaten black and blue, his head swollen like a steamed bun, and he rolled on the ground clutching his head.
"Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! I was wrong, I was wrong!"
Erming was having a great time and wasn't about to stop.
"You dared to fart and stink me up! You dared to run away! You dared to abduct a woman!"
He raised his golden cudgel, and the tip began to turn red—
This is serious
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