[Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital — November 16, 2004, 6:52 AM]
The parking lot was half-empty and the sky was the color of old dishwater. Isaac sat in the Civic with the engine running and both hands on the wheel and told himself that getting out of the car was just a mechanical action. Open door. Stand up. Walk. One foot, then the other. He'd been doing it his whole life, even if the feet were new.
He got out of the car.
The hospital's front entrance was busier than he expected for seven in the morning — shift change, he guessed. Nurses in scrubs, administrative staff with coffee cups, a maintenance worker pushing a cart of cleaning supplies. Isaac followed the flow through the lobby and took the elevator to the fourth floor because his body knew the way. Burke's muscle memory again, feet tracing a route they'd walked dozens of times.
The diagnostics wing was quieter. The conference room door was open. Isaac stopped three feet from the threshold and looked inside.
Glass walls. Whiteboard, clean today, markers lined up in the tray. A long table with chairs for six. Coffee maker in the corner — already on, already filling the room with the particular burnt-oil smell of hospital coffee. Medical journals stacked on a side table. And beyond the conference room, through the connecting glass wall, House's office — the desk, the television, the oversized tennis ball, the thinking chair.
No cane propped against the desk. Not yet. House hadn't arrived.
Isaac stepped through the door.
"You must be Burke."
He turned. A woman stood by the coffee maker — mid-thirties, brown hair pulled back, features that balanced precision with something warmer underneath. Lab coat over a blouse. She was pouring coffee into two mugs and holding one out toward him.
Allison Cameron. In person. Three-dimensional, breathing, smelling like vanilla and medical-grade hand soap.
"Dr. Cameron." Isaac took the mug because refusing would have been strange. The coffee was terrible. He drank it anyway.
"I heard Cuddy brought you on." Cameron's smile reached her eyes — genuine, which tracked with everything he knew about her. Season one Cameron: idealistic, empathetic, not yet ground down by proximity to House. "Welcome to the team. Fair warning — it's not what you'd expect."
"I've heard stories."
"Stories don't cover it." She leaned against the counter. "But the medicine is incredible. If you can survive House, you'll learn more here in a year than most people learn in a decade."
A second figure entered the conference room — tall, dark-skinned, carrying himself with the careful posture of someone who never forgot he was being evaluated. Eric Foreman. He nodded at Isaac with the kind of measured acknowledgment that communicated I see you, I'll decide about you later.
"Burke?"
"That's me."
"Foreman. Neurology." He shook Isaac's hand — firm grip, brief contact, eye contact held exactly two seconds. Sizing him up. "Cuddy tell you what you're walking into?"
"She mentioned it would be challenging."
Foreman almost smiled. "Diplomatic. You'll need that."
The third member of the team arrived with less ceremony — Robert Chase, blond, Australian, newspaper tucked under his arm. He dropped into a chair, unfolded the paper to the crossword section, and glanced up at Isaac with the bored appraisal of a man who'd already survived his hazing year and considered new arrivals someone else's problem.
"New fellow?" Chase asked, pen already moving on the crossword.
"Isaac Burke."
"Chase. Grab a seat. He's usually late."
Isaac sat. Cameron took the chair across from him, coffee in both hands. Foreman chose the seat at the head of the table — a power position, Isaac noted, one that would put him closest to House's line of sight. The dynamics were already visible. Cameron as the emotional center. Foreman as the intellectual challenger. Chase as the path of least resistance, conserving energy for the moments that mattered.
These people had been characters on a screen. Now they were colleagues. They breathed and blinked and left fingerprints on coffee mugs and had lives outside this room that Isaac knew the arcs of but not the texture.
Cameron would fall for House. Foreman would wrestle with becoming him. Chase would kill a dictator. These things would happen or they wouldn't, and Isaac's presence might change everything or nothing, and the weight of that uncertainty sat in his chest like a stone.
The cane announced House before his body did.
Tap. Tap. Tap. A deliberate rhythm — not the shuffle of someone compensating for pain, but the stride of a man who'd made his disability a percussion instrument. The sound came down the hallway, growing louder, and then the door swung open and Gregory House filled the room.
Taller than Isaac expected. Leaner. The limp was pronounced but purposeful, the cane bearing weight with each step. Blue eyes that moved across the room the way a searchlight sweeps a prison yard — systematic, thorough, missing nothing.
Those eyes landed on Isaac and stayed.
"Who are you?" House dropped into his chair — the one at the far end, throne position, wheels squeaking on the floor. His cane clattered against the desk.
"Isaac Burke. Dr. Cuddy—"
"Cuddy hired you." Not a question. House's jaw tightened. He pulled a pill bottle from his jacket pocket, shook a Vicodin into his palm, and dry-swallowed it without breaking eye contact. "Cuddy hired you without consulting me. Because Cuddy believes the Department of Diagnostic Medicine is a democracy, which it isn't, because I'm the dictator and I don't recall holding elections."
Cameron started to speak. House held up a finger. She stopped.
"What's your specialty?"
"Internal medicine."
"Boring. What else?"
"I completed a research rotation in—"
"Don't care about rotations. What do you actually know?" House tossed a tennis ball in the air, caught it. "Give me one thing you learned in residency that wasn't in a textbook."
Isaac's mind raced. Memory Palace — chaotic, unorganized, but the knowledge was there, somewhere in the mess of Burke's medical training and Isaac's show knowledge and the raw panic of being questioned by the most perceptive human being in this building.
"Patients who present with abdominal pain and a psych history get misdiagnosed as psychosomatic forty percent more often than patients without psych flags," Isaac said. "I learned that by watching three patients nearly die because the attending stopped looking after he found the anxiety diagnosis."
Silence. House's expression didn't change, but the tennis ball stopped mid-throw. Held. Squeezed once. Released.
"Huh." House turned to the team. "Cuddy sent me someone who pays attention. That's either useful or dangerous." Back to Isaac. "Sit down. Don't talk unless you have something worth hearing. And if you quote a textbook at me, I will fire you before the sentence ends."
Isaac sat. His coffee had gone cold. He drank it anyway because his hands needed something to hold.
A manila folder sailed across the table — House flicking it from his desk with the casual accuracy of someone who'd turned paperwork into a projectile sport. It slid to a stop in front of Foreman.
"Twenty-nine-year-old female," House said. He was already at the whiteboard, marker in hand, writing in a scrawl that looked like a physician's signature had exploded. "Presents with chronic joint pain, recurrent oral ulcers, and a malar rash. ANA positive but dsDNA negative. Rheumatology bounced her to us because they got bored."
"Lupus?" Cameron asked.
House's marker froze. He turned. Stared at her. "What did I say about lupus?"
"It's never lupus."
"And yet you keep suggesting it. Like a dog returning to its vomit." He wrote LUPUS? on the board and drew a line through it. "Differential. Go."
"Behçet's disease," Foreman said. "Oral ulcers, joint pain, fits the presentation."
"Mixed connective tissue disease," Chase offered, still doing his crossword. "Overlap syndrome. Could explain the ANA positivity with negative dsDNA."
House wrote both on the board. He turned to Isaac.
"New guy. Impress me."
Isaac's vision flickered.
It came without warning — that same fracturing he'd experienced with the nurse yesterday, the world splitting open to reveal the machinery underneath. He could see House's leg. The damaged quadriceps, the muscle tissue scarred and wasted, the vascular system rerouting around dead zones. He could see the Vicodin dissolving in House's stomach, chemical traces spreading through his bloodstream. He could see the tension in Cameron's shoulders, the cortisol-signature stress pattern in Foreman's circulatory system, Chase's resting heart rate — athlete-slow, almost bored.
Isaac looked away. Blinked hard. The overlay receded, leaving a dull ache behind his eyes.
"Adult-onset Still's disease," he said. "Quotidian fevers, joint involvement, oral manifestations can mimic ulcers. Ferritin level would be the differentiator — Still's patients often spike above a thousand."
House stared at him. Three seconds. Four. Five.
"Check a ferritin." House turned back to the whiteboard. "Also run complement levels and do a skin biopsy of the rash. Cameron, history. Foreman, labs. Chase, stop doing the crossword, it makes me want to fire you." He paused. "Burke — you're on the patient. Physical exam, full workup, report back in two hours."
"Got it."
"And Burke?"
Isaac stopped in the doorway. House was looking at the whiteboard, not at him.
"Cuddy told me you were smart. Smart people bore me. Interesting people don't." The marker squeaked against the board. "Be interesting."
Isaac left the conference room. The hallway stretched long and bright and impossible in front of him. His hands weren't shaking. His vision was normal. The headache was fading.
Behind him, the marker squeaked again — House writing, erasing, rewriting. The diagnostic process in motion. And beneath that sound, barely audible, the rhythmic tap of a cane against tile.
Isaac turned the corner toward the patient ward. The file in his hands contained a case he didn't recognize from any episode. No cheat sheet. No meta-knowledge shortcut. Just symptoms, a patient, and whatever this body and these borrowed powers could manage.
He pushed through the ward doors and the smell hit him — antiseptic and laundry and the particular sweetness of illness that no amount of cleaning ever fully erased. Room 302. His first patient as Isaac Burke, diagnostic fellow.
His hand was on the door handle when the vision flared again — unbidden, uncontrolled, a flash of the patient through the wall. Circulatory system lit up like a subway map. Inflammation blooming orange-red in three joints. Something in the liver, dark and cold, that he didn't have the knowledge to interpret yet.
Isaac closed his eyes, forced the vision back, and opened the door with steady hands and a face that revealed nothing.
"Good morning. I'm Dr. Burke. I'll be handling your case."
The woman in the bed looked up at him with the kind of exhausted hope that only chronic illness patients understood — the hope of someone who'd been told we don't know so many times that a new doctor was either salvation or just the next disappointment.
Isaac pulled up a chair, sat at eye level, and opened the file.
Behind him, two floors up, Gregory House was writing Isaac's differential suggestion on the whiteboard in red marker. He circled it twice.
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