What do you do if you wake up in a new world, specifically in an Amazonian jungle with no idea of how you got there?
Build a freaking town!
Vince Rino.
That's my name. I am an undergraduate civil engineer... or was.
Unlike most people who get reincarnated through Truck-kun, a deranged girl from another world helping to 'restart the cycle,' a stray bullet going through your wall and killing you in your room, or getting murdered by your best friend after finding out they were fucking your girlfriend, mine wasn't as straightforward.
I can't explain how it even happened.
All I do remember was that I had popcorn that night and an active, fully paid premium subscription to XXX videos of which I planned to jerk off... I mean, entertain myself through the night with.
Someone might wonder why I pay for porn when I could find a fuckload of free content online. Well, it was mostly the female actors that drew me to that site. Aside from being disturbingly wet every fucking time, they were all built like succubi. It wasn't those fake-ass tits I would see in some free porns or the lame-ass moaning I knew was forced; these actors were naturally loaded...
I could tell.
The male actors were a constant spec—guys with thick huge members. But that wasn't what drew me. It could be a fake attachment for all I cared. My issue was how rough those girls went at it, squirting like crazy. That was something you could never fake in...
Wait, where am I going with this topic?
Oh yes. I had my laptop fully charged in case the electricity decided to be stupid at some point, the Wi-Fi secured, the windows and doors tightly shut just in case some weirdo walked in on me ejaculating, and finally, the browser set to incognito mode and on fullscreen.
Nothing could go wrong that night.
...Or so I thought.
I was an unattractive, below-average guy with extremely low self-esteem from having the worst luck in the world of bad genes—even down to Junior Vince. So, I never envisioned myself keeping or even scoring a girl in my lifetime.
To make it worse, I sucked at having a decent conversation. It just felt so alien watching people around me just freaking talk; it seemed like some sort of skill everyone else was born with but me. All combined together brought about me: a guy with a bleak future...
But I was still horny.
I was only human, plus whining about having a small dick was never going to give me a fucking BBC the next day. I had to live with what I had...
At some point, I accepted reality (after getting rejected so brutally I was almost traumatized). I was going to die alone. Denial wasn't going to make it better, so I submitted to my urges completely and jerked off 50 times a day. I don't even know why I was so insatiable to begin with...
Wait, I digressed again!
Anyway, I had the booze and popcorn and a bunch of snacks ready with a few toilet papers. I was determined to jerk away my mind that night. Living in my head all day was fucking depressing anyway.
So, I browsed through the options available for premium paid users like myself. It didn't take long to stumble upon a downright ridiculous thumbnail of an Asian girl with an erotic expression, having an orgasm. It was a front image of her huge ass facing the camera, her face showing since she was looking back to the camera, her eyes white, her hands trying to reach behind to her ass, and the literal flood of squirt gushing out of her.
I don't know about anyone else, but that was enough to get me hard...
Well, I never really watched these types, but whoever made that thumbnail had me in mind. There was no escaping the clickbaiting. I couldn't help myself, and so I tapped it...
And here I was.
The forest.
As I said, I don't know what happened.
Did I die jerking off?
I remember trying to stroke harder as the girl was getting fucked so much she was practically screaming...
That's it.
Perhaps the sensation I felt was too much for my feeble mind and my heart just stopped. I mean, I read a lot of ridiculous isekai novels of shut-in gooners dying of heart attacks from using a fleshlight that fucked them to death.
...Wait, is that what happened to me?!
NO!!!
That can't be. I don't remember putting my dick in some electronic cunt or something like that? Could I have just died from jerking off?!
Only God knows how many thoughts ran through my head that day. I just kept coming up with one theory after the other, and eventually, I settled with one:
Somehow, I was brought here from my apartment.
I mean, it looked pretty much like Earth from where I was standing. Perhaps the whole isekai something was an unconscious desire of mine I desperately hoped would happen when I woke up, and instead, the explanation for why I was here was something very simple.
That thought flew out the window the moment I realized something.
I WAS TALL!
I didn't need any other evidence. I didn't need some goddess or some system to tell me more. Just the fact that I was this tall was already evidence enough.
I wasn't Vince Rino anymore!
The next evidence was of course... My dick.
I opened the zipper up and literally stumbled back in horror.
I will not dive any deeper than that. The moment I saw that monstrous dangling thing, I knew I was reincarnated.
Then came the problem...
Where was I?
Being reincarnated wasn't an issue. In fact, it was a dream come true. I had always hated myself back when I was Vince. I hardly made friends, was unattractive as hell, and always took a beating whenever someone wanted to tell everyone they shouldn't be messed with.
I was the easy target.
Of course, I tried fighting back, but it was no use. When you are five foot three and the other guy your age is about five foot eight to six foot, you learn the hard way that there are things you just can't change by acting strong.
It never worked.
Right then, it felt like some god had seen how unfair my life was and decided to reward me with something even chads back on Earth would kill for. From then on, my aim became something even I didn't expect...
I don't know what brought about that thought.
But I wanted to build a town.